It's Starlight Glimmer's first week in Ponyville and she attempts to cross the street. Somepony really should have warned her...
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Good enough for me.
Dammit Mrs. Cake...
Heh, that Background Pony reference though.
The Derp has been turned up to eleven. Epona save us all.
(Mules are not donkeys. But then DH shouldn't be taken as a reliable source of information.)
I expected signs. I did not expect them to have fallen.
Beyond that! Very interesting and silly! And huh, Derpy did deliver! Wow!
Don't worry, Starlight. You'll feel better once the insanity sets in.
Delightful. It is always wonderful to read how Mrs. Cake's blatant dislike for Ponyville and its citizens continues unabated and unfettered.
I give this story 4 muffins out of Pi.
Mazel tov!? XD
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I'll be honest, I was expecting the Yamcha death pose.
It can be both.
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And thank goodness we do.
You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?
I mean, she's not wrong...
In any case, hilarious moment with everyone's favorite intercontinental ballistic mailmare. Just consider this part of paying off your karma, Starlight. One forgiveness montage can only do so much.
Maybe you'd better hope not on that...
"Hello, Fellow Capitalist! Sure is a good day to exploit the lower classes, and hate the free workers of the world."
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I can't believe mrs cake became ms cake by the end of the story. Divorce in ponyville is quick.
What?
...
What?
Wait until Starlight watches over the CMC.
Maybe she should try to re-learn shield spells, surely Twilight BBBFF could help her
Oh, was it Starlight who threatened to sue Hasbro over "ableist slurs"? I shoulda known...
I'm so very happy for you Lyra.
This little sunshine suddenly had the slightest glimmering that she had met the local Wacko job?
Admit it Cranky, you might hate the banana bread, but the delivery service is right on the button.
Whenever I see "Comedy" and "shortskirtsandexplosions" together, I feel a twinge of fear. That fear is always justified, and this was no exception. I love it!
Now we know why Pinkie was needed for the delivery. She’s the only one who could get there without being put in a full body cast.
I fully expected it to end with Derpy having crashed into Starlight deliberately, as punishment for having tried to horn in on her delivery monopoly in Ponyville. Pinkie probably pays protection fees in the form of muffins, but Starlight's not paid up, so she gets a world of pain in the form of crashes. Good crack anyway.
10914461 Arrgh, you beat me to it. Good work.
Did the cakes lay a nuke in the banana bread?! If they did....
BROVO!!!
My sides!
MY FREAKING SIDES! You've killed me, dude! This is bloody brilliant!
Hahahahahahahahaaaaaaa
Starlight could drive for DoorDash.
Welcome to Ponyville, Starlight.
Best comedic Derpy story I have read so far.