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False Door


If you like feeling awful, you've come to the right place.

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We were somewhere around the clubhouse, on the edge of the orchard when the apples began to take hold...

Apple Bloom finds mysterious purple apples growing in a secret area of Sweet Apple Acres. Applejack tells her to leave the "special apples" alone. Instead, she shares them with the Cutie Mark Crusaders.

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That was ... Something. :twilightoops:
No idea what I just read, but I enjoyed going on a trip with those 3. That was hysterical.
Loved Apple Bloom learning the true nature of the Pony Universe, sad she didn't complete her quest...
I need to go lie down and wait for the floor to stop moving...
Have an upvote!

See folks? THIS is why you explain things, in detail, to your kids so they understand why the rules exist, and why they're important. You make it perfectly clear just what the danger is, why it's dangerous, and how they can stay safe and survive. You don't offer up vague explanations with mumbled half reasons and expect them to abide by them like it's good enough.

This is quite possibly one of, if not the strangest story I have ever read. Following 3 fillies through their journey of a head trip...

By god, this was amazing. 5 stars.

zx29b #5 · Jan 13th, 2022 · · 1 ·

In the next installment, Rarity decides that she prefers Sweetie Belle that way and buys out Applejack's supply of psychadelics.

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If she can ever actually figure out that Sweetie Belle is on something.

Read this while at a Scout function, struggled to not burst out laughing. Faved.

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Good to hear. People seem to like this story but I wasn't sure if it was actually funny.

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Oh yeah, this was funny. I'm snickering while stuck waiting in bureaucratic muck. Scoots section was hilarious.

PRINCESS PURPLE APPLE, YOU CANNOT BE ROYAL WITHOUT WINGS. STEAL ORANGE BIRD HORSE FRIEND’S, SHE’S NOT USING THEM

and so began the story of junkie bell. wonder if she'd still be hooked once she's older

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Maybe she'll have a Scootaloo trip and become disenchanted with them.

Apple Bloom's journey to enlightenment was the most entertaining thing i've read this afternoon

Brilliance
The Apple family sure knows how to party (responsibly)
I wonder if Scootaloo will ever meet her pal Scruftie again.

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When I first wrote this, Scootaloo's story just ended with her still wandering the Everfree and it was just never addressed what happens to her but I thought it was too ominous without resolution. It's a little harder to laugh at if you're unsure if everyone's safe.

“None of this is real. We're in a cartoon. Taste of the forbidden-”

SHUT DOWN THE SIMULATION QUICK

Would've been funnier if Apple Bloom really did get her Cutie Mark from being high.

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I almost had Sweetie Belle get a cutie mark for her magic trick. After Trixie waited for her name, she was just going to cover her mouth and go, "Oh... Moon Flower, you say? That's a pretty name." Then, after Sweetie helps with the trick, she gets a real cutie mark of a moon flower. But then I was like, WTF am I doing? What does this even mean? It would have been jumping the shark/spit out your drink moment.

That was an incredibly fun read. I particularly like the scene with Trixie.

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