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darf


pony-writer/pornographer looking for work. old stories undeleted. i'm sorry. Patreon here

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Pinkie Pie makes breakfast.

Content warning: gross


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NBQ

Derpy, she's dead... :fluttercry:

That's some A1-grade Pinkamena dialogue, by golly.

Umm is it true Derpy was killed- it's a comedy, right? I review stories- but I ain't touching this. RIP

I am like 99.999% certain that ponies have been shown baking and cooking with eggs in the show.
But then, the parentheses about who Pinkie Pie might hug never ended, so who knows. Everything by the point of the eggs was parenthetical anyway.

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