Let's face it: ideas are a diamond dozen. You can stroll down the town square and meet fifteen ponies with ideas and life stories they'll sell you for whatever's in your saddle-bag. Holy Celestia that sentence took a long time to finish.
So anyway, I'm Twilight Sparkle, and I decided to build a machine to figure out which ideas were really real. If that doesn't make any sense, think about how confusing it was to write.
I mean, I built a machine that was supposed to figure out original ideas—either ideas that nopony had ever thought of before, or that maybe somepony or even everypony had thought of but had afterwards forgotten. And it. Uh.
Don't do that, by the way. Just in case you wanted my unsolicited advice on the subject.
Your faithful student,
T̸̡̡̨̧̨̛̥̹͚̠̼̻̝̱͙̰̝̮͚͙̣͖̟͖̥̙̣̼͖͓̗̬͓̬͍͓̤̹͇̦̻͉̩͍̘̅̎̈́͆̋̏͋̇͛̿́̈͋̒̐̔̀͋͆̄̉͐̀̆̐̔̏̆̌̉̆̊̔̋̍̽͋̍̾͑́̈́́͐̅̀͘̕̚̕͜͜͝͝ẉ̸̧̨̡̢̧̤̟̘̹͎̳̝̦͖͓̻̼̬̟͓̯͈̹̜̩͖̻̖̮̪͓̼̺̱͔͉̞̲̼͍͚͉̥͎͔̹̝͔̺̓͌͐͋̋͊̓̄̏̽͛͋͑̈́̊͒͛̄̉͂́͆͐̑̅̐̏͂͌̐͆̅̀͊̾̅͒̌͘̚͘̚͝͝͝ͅơ̶̧̨̨̡̡̢̛̻̹͍͓̤͎̺͔̺̱̪̠͓̲̤̹̝̝̞̭̘̯͈͙̘̦̥̪͖̙̘̝̖̞̬̥̩̱̥̩̙̻̹͉̖̬͚͎̳̣̟̖̼̖̺͎̇̊̿̇̔͗͗̂̄̊͐̇̀́̈͐̅́̐̊̔̂̄̍̔͘͝͠g̷̨̨̧̡̨̥̯̮̦͖̰̯̳̫͈̱͚̩̰̬̹͈̬̤̬̼̩̹̐̀̊̌̈́͋̆̒̄͂̾̓̀̈́́͑̓ͅļ̷̛͔̰̲̯̙͉̰̬͚̤͉̭̱̇̒̈́̇̃͂̾̉̑̾͂́͊̂̎͐̀̈́̍͂̽̾͌̍͊͆̈́͋̽̆̊͛̈̔͆̈́̐́͑̾̈́͑̈́͗͋̐̋̈̿̍͌̑̈̍̂̿͂̈́̕̕͜͠͝ơ̶̧̢̡͎͎͈̩̩̫̮̠͙̣̠̖̱̯̤̰̠͕̭͚̐̈̑͂̀́̋͊͊̐̆̂̃̌̎͛̐̆̈́͌̋͐̀͑̇́̈́͗́̚͜͠͠͠ͅt̶̨̡̧̢̧̡̛̻̲̙̻̠̭̦͇͈̙̦̞̠͕̦̠̭̥̮̦̩̺̥̙̮̪̝͓͇̺̦̰̲̱̙͚̤͓͚̬͔̯̐̆̐͒̿̌̅̂͗̀̔̋̎͒̕̚͜͠ ̷̛̥͍̫̬͇̞̱̫̺͆̄̃̆̆̍͛̈́͐̿̈́̈́̿̌̌́́̆̋̄͛̏̎̈̎́̉̀͊̄̕͝͝͝S̷̡̢̙͖̩͕̪͓͓̲̻̦̗̭̮̳͓̫̝̭̻͇͇̯̻̬̳͎̙͍̙͛̽͛̽p̶̟͕̦̙̊̋̿̀̋̌̋̕̚ǫ̴̜͈̝̻̻̉͘̕͠͝͝͠ř̶̢̢̘̩̞̭̫̺͖͖̱̳͚̥̤̗̣̰͕̼̥͚͔̟͓̳̝̝̖͔͙̰͎̩̠̪͔͎̫̳͉̭̰̟̱̈́͊̽́͛̿̍̈͌̓̒̍͆̽̆̔̐̿̄͋̆͘͘̕͜k̵̢̡̛͙̪͉̤̠̲͈̟̦͇̭̺͍̤̫͚͓͎̼͐͌͑̋́̈́͂̈́̔̊͗̊͊̌̀́̆̄̀͑͌̆̽̉̽̃́̚̚̕̚͜͝͠͝͠͠ļ̶̨̧̨̨̟͈͔͙̬͇̞͖̗̲̰̣͎͎̥̱̩̝͖̘͚̥͓͎̬͕̫̭̳̺͈͇̠͔̰̲̳͍̤̞̲̲̘̼̘̝͈̦̻͓̃̊͊̃̐͂͆͛̽̑̆́̓̾͒̿̌̂͊̈́̂̓͒͂̍̏̈́̃͆̈́͊́̆͋̄̕̕̕̕̚͜͜͜͜͠͝͝͝͝ͅͅe̸̡̞̗͖̮͚̻̘͙̰͈̬̖̟̩̦͙̜̲̙̥̩͈͓̠̣̗̙̖̣̟͓̟̙̜̫̲̖͔͙͉͔͈̱͆̎͒́̇͊́̅̊̋͜ͅ
Start of a commission for COMMISSION UNNAMED UNTIL PERMISSION GIVEN.
The title of chapter 4 alone sells this for me.
sweats in Antimemetics Division
I commented here even though I had nothing funny or weird to say.
"Parp."
Someone paid real, actual money for this.
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I think the person wanted a story built around the word ‘parp’
So... what was the actual prompt for this...'story'? Maybe having that will allow me to understand what exactly is going on. Not that I'm going to be able find a fluid narrative here, I don't expect to. I just want to know what the input was to result in this output. Curious.
Enjoyed it otherwise, even if it messes with my head as I read it.
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"Making peace when the life we want to live is just barely out of reach"
Help me. My brain is slowly overloading cell by cell.
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Mission accomplished!
Help.
Help...
HELPMEICAN'TESCAPEAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
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This is really cool! I've always wanted to get into SCP. This story spoke to me. :3