Because some ships were meant to be written in stone.
An ill-advised entry for the May 2020 Original Pairings Contest. Please do not follow in our hoofsteps; filter your crackships before they reach the public.
Content Warning: sexually suggestive banter, generally stupid
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Ok...
Yeah, **** Mudbriar, and not in the "he's my boyfriend" way.
Not gonna lie, the cover art and short description caught my eye. I'll be adding this to my read later list.
How did I know that it would be a rock....
T-Tom? Wow, it’s been a while...
Sorry for the late read but now that I've done so, i can say this was hilarious. I enjoyed it and thank you for writing it
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Thanks! You have a cool profile pic. :)
10298221 Thank you, I just changed it today