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    Wasabi-beans's Stories (4)

    • An Ancient First Love Returns
      Cadance puts a small love spell on Celestia, but Celestia settles for nothing but the biggest...

      27,108 words · 9,243 views · 960 likes · 28 dislikes
    • A Happy Mother's Daze
      Spike wants to confess to Twilight about how he feels about her on Mother's Day.
      2,430 words · 947 views · 71 likes · 2 dislikes
    • Sneezing Luna Doting Tia
      Luna has the cold, and Celestia acts all matronly which drives Luna crazy.
      3,129 words · 252 views · 36 likes · 0 dislikes
    • Rarity Apologizes to a Rock
      Rarity apologizing to a rock
      1,843 words · 354 views · 28 likes · 1 dislikes
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    Princess Cadance noticed how lonely Princess Celestia seemed on Hearts and Hooves Day.

    She decided to send a small love spell her way, as motivation to help her find a special somepony, even if it's just for a day.

    Cadance immediately regretted it upon finding out who it was.

    Special thanks to Mickeymonster for allowing me to use the cover image!

    Edit: Mickeymonster has made a colored version of the cover image! Original image: http://fav.me/d4mozkh

    First Published
    25th Aug 2012
    Last Modified
    4th Nov 2012

    Comments ( 561 )

    #1 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 23h ago · · ·
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    Well.... That escalated quickly. :twilightsheepish:

    #2 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 23h ago · · ·
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    I can't wait for more

    #3 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 23h ago · · ·
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    This fanfiction looks like it has potential , We'll be waiting for more :pinkiehappy:

    #4 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 23h ago · · ·
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    Personally, I find the singed mane part to make the story seem a tad off, but I can accept one moment of unprecedented strangeness.

    I liked the story. Celestia's back story was a tad strange, but nothing I can't accept as possible. Cadence and Celestia both felt in character. Over all, I look forward to more.

    #5 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 22h ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: hahahaha Discord's in trable now  

    #6 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 19h ago · · ·
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    :pinkiehappy: Good start. I'm very interested in seeing how this turns out.

    #7 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 16h ago · · ·
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    Aw man! Why am I always late to let my ideas out:fluttercry:. I was gonna do something like this, but oh well, you did a great job anyhow. It's real funny, and I would love to see how it ends! Keep it up my friend:twilightsmile:

    PPS
    #8 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 14h ago · · ·
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    Entertaining, as far as it extends, but opening chapters are a dime a dozen. I hope you can build a strong, funny story from this beginning.

    #9 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 13h ago · · ·
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    WELL FUCK. :ajbemused:

    #10 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 12h ago · · ·
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    Get a chair! This is gonna be GOOOOOD! :derpyderp1:

    #11 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 11h ago · · ·
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    I look forward to reading more

    #12 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 7h ago · · ·
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    The potential for hilarity here is massive! Keep it going! :heart:

    #13 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 7h ago · · ·
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    Brilliant. I WANT AN UPDATE NOW!!!!!:applecry:

    Love it so far. This is only going to get better.:moustache:

    #14 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 2h ago · · ·
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    I think it'd be funny to see Celestia holding a boombox over her head, trying to win Discord back or do the millions of other things seen in every romantic comedy. :rainbowkiss:

    #15 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Ahahah! :rainbowlaugh: We shouldn't have gotten the Elements of Harmony, we should have just asked Celestia to chase away Discord with her big lips!

    #16 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    >>1161986

    Hmm, intriguing...

    #17 · Chapter 1 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Oh boy, this can only end well...for us...:rainbowlaugh: Discord better hope she doesn't go Molestia on him!

    #18 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    >>1162255

    Well, that explains the picture, at least.

    #19 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    That explains the picture.

    #20 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Hah! This was good

    #21 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 1h ago · · ·
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    Discord running away in mortal fear.....? Now THIS is funny! :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #22 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 58m ago · · ·
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    >>1162354

    Why'd you think I chose it? In fact, can't remember if the pic itself inspired the fic.

    #23 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 55m ago · 1 · ·
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    Celestia reminds me of that one skunk...I think he name was Pepe...that was always trying to f***k/rape the cat in those Loony Tunes cartoons. :rainbowlaugh:

    Eventually he's gonna give up and while they are both immortal that could take hundreds of years. The only ones that'll still be alive to witness this are Luna and Spike. :twilightoops:

    #24 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 52m ago · · ·
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    So I guess Discord is 'In for the plunge' XD XD XD

    #25 · Chapter 2 · 38w, 50m ago · · ·
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    >>1162499

    niiiice...

    #26 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ...this is mildly entertaining. i shall see where it goes.

    #27 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Mercy, this can only end destructively.

    #28 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Me likey :twilightsmile:

    #29 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Gotta love the picture for the story! :trollestia:

    #30 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #31 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #32 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Congradulations, your Celestia has evolved in love-struck Celestia. :rainbowlaugh: Wonder when she'll go all Molly on him. XD

    #33 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm nearly crying from laughter. This has to be the funniest fic I have ever read. XD

    #34 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh crap Cadence.

    You really got your self's in some deep manure

    #35 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: Poor Discord, I almost feel sorry for him. XD

    #36 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I'm a bit disappointed that Discord absolutely hates her.

    As for the spell, maybe they just need to break Celestia's heart. I'm think a double date with my favorite party pony. :pinkiehappy:

    #37 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1162499YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!

    #38 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    In Equestria Love = Power, How much powerful would a thousands of years of love be?

    #39 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Celestia's lips broke through the wall, making another hole in the castle."

    :twilightoops::derpyderp1::rainbowderp::pinkiegasp::applejackconfused:

    DAMN!!!! :trollestia:

    #40 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #41 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I am so sleepy... :ajsleepy:

    Celestial has evolved into clingy girlfriend...

    #42 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1163764

    HOW DARE YOU insult Celestia this way! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE TO BE ALONE AND SEX-LESS FOR THOUSANDS OF YEARS?

    #43 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Celestia chasing Discord

    :flutterrage: 10/10!!

    Do make more

    #44 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Excellent start!

    #45 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1164189 I'm Just saying how it is. And besides Luna was worse off.

    #46 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Luna certainly will have a bigger role in the next chapter.

    #47 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Celesticord?... WHAT WILL THE WORLD THINK OF NEXT?:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #49 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1165089

    Aww, you beat me to it!!

    #50 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1165106

    :fluttershysad: : I-I'm sorry... Was that a bad thing? I'm so sorry! Please don't be mad at me!

    :rainbowlaugh: : You're talking to the fastest Pegasus! Of course I won!

    :raritywink: : Well, I was just so excited for the story to have it's new picture! I wanted it to look fabulous!

    :twilightblush: : Well, uh... Yeah, I guess so...

    :pinkiehappy: : Well, of course I beat ya! I mean, I was too excited to wait! I just saw the picture and I was like, "Oh my gosh, I have to get it to Wasabi as quickly as I can!" And so I did!

    :ajsmug: : Can't beat a cowgirl at flingin' the rope.

    :trollestia: : Problem?

    #51 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "Celestia... how drunk are you?"

    #52 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1165134

    Hey now, that's my gimmick!!

    FS: Umm, apologize... please...

    AJ: Yeah, you better as right as rain apologize!

    RD: Oh, usin' fightin' words, eh? Man, I sound Caneighdian today...

    TS: Don't make me go crazy!!

    PP: Gummy gummy gummy gummy!

    RT: QUIT INTERRUPTING MY READING OF THE ROMANCE!!

    #53 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #54 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Discord you fool!

    You're missing a prime oportunity for EQUESTRIAN DOMINATION! Dadgummit, do you know nothing about strategy?! Well, then again you are the lord of chao- BUCK THAT! You're a super-villain, and you are failing at your job as a villain!

    #55 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowderp: Woah....

    Carry on! :twilightsmile:

    #56 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: This is hilarious.

    #57 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I haven't read yet, but Cadence + love spell on Celestia = many ensuing lulz on our part.

    I'll read later.

    #58 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #59 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    ... And then Cadence started wishing for some mind-bleach

    #60 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Fight on, soldier of love! :rainbowlaugh:

    #61 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #62 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1162964 /] (Nuff said)

    #63 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Wait a moment then...If Celestia loved Discord...And Discord kind of went...Well insane with power like that...That would make Celestia like bad boys... Huh. Interesting. Besides...Discord has Zero chance of getting out of the castle...unless He gets Shining Armor's help to cover for him some how...I heard the excuse of "Ponyville is on Fire" Might work...Or perhaps, "Canterlot is being attacked by Dragons" Would tickle his fancy more.

    Bucket of Chaos. Suddenly I'm seeing Pinkie Pie just coming out of that somehow and using it for baking the best cake EVER!

    #64 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I...He...There are no words to describe the absolute FUCK my brain is going through right now.

    #65 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    How Bucked are you now?

    How Bucked are you now?

    How Bucked are you dear Discord?

    cause you're surely Bucked now!

    :pinkiecrazy:

    #66 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: MORE CHAPTERS!:pinkiehappy:

    #67 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1166191

    You know the Cake Twins are going to fall into it before Pinkie can add it to the mix.

    #68 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1166344

    That...is kind of scary to think of...But...I want it to happen to something...

    #69 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    poor discord

    #71 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh, oh my God! There is no way this can't end well! Kudos sir, will track. :yay:

    #72 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #73 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowderp: whoa

    #74 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Oh man this is pure gold! Good job on the story so far man, keep it up.

    More. This story needs it. :rainbowkiss: - Stache. You win one. :moustache:

    P.S. I hope to see more Luna! :yay:

    #75 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I shall be waiting in my bookfort, until the pregnancy chapters come in.

    then I will worship you.

    #77 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    *Ahem*

    Ladies and gentlecolts, Celestia is in love with discord. Just run away at teh sight of either, and you will be fine. No impalation, no crushing feelings when they bash you into a wall, your house may nto survive.

    What...?

    #78 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #80 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1163307 you forgot the glasses XD

    #81 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    I give this shit :moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache::moustache: 6 out of 5, this is good shit man,bring us MOAR!

    #82 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1166684 Trust me your highness, your debut will be a big hit.

    Ahem.

    #83 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Huh, first the Changelings and now unleashing Discord and Molestia.

    Is it just me, or would it just be better for the world if we sealed up Cadence in a crate somewhere? She seems to be a walking catastrophe magnet.

    #84 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1167097 Season 3 will give us our confirmation.

    #85 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1165074 Is actually called Dislestia and is one of the ships who have a chance

    #86 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Another Dislestia fic yes we need more of this a lot more :pinkiehappy:

    #87 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is pure, undiluted insanity. I mean that in the nicest way.

    #88 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    >>1167108

    Well, she's the ruler of the Crystal Empire right? And the Mane Six at least have to host a fair to save them (however THAT's supposed to work:pinkiecrazy:)

    Can't be any worse than my Not-Namesake:scootangel:

    Eh, who'm I kidding Box that Mare!:trollestia:

    #89 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    What.... I'm Laughing? What...

    :trixieshiftleft: Son, I am dissapoint.

    Screw off Trixie, anyway. I didn't like it, I WUBBED IT.

    Stand by for Please... Face. :unsuresweetie:

    #90 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    "But you should be aware that Discord was once my ex-boyfriend. And now he's my Dissy-wissy-squeezy-peezy!"

    This alone made this story for me.

    #91 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    #92 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    :rainbowlaugh: Poor discord.

    #93 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Cupid? Oh, the irony.

    #94 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Dumb question here, but how do I allow anon comments?

    Me da derp.

    Riz
    #95 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Thy SHITSTORM commeth...

    #96 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is most interesting, and I loved the whole mooooh-na provoke :pinkiehappy:

    #97 · Chapter 1 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    millenniums

    It's millenia.

    #98 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Is it wrong of me to feel almost sorry for Discord....? :rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh:

    #99 · Chapter 3 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    Hehehehehe. This is ridiculously funny. Also, :trollestia:

    #100 · Chapter 2 · 37w, 6d ago · · ·
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    This is the complete opposite of the song "Monster".

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