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Scootaloo, as we all know, has no parents and lives in the Cutie Mark Crusader's club house. But not for long. No, Scootaloo has finally found somepony who understands her. Somepony who is willing to be a parent!
That somepony is Discord.
How will Scootaloo adjust to her new life as the daughter of chaos incarnate? What will her friends think? Can she convince Cheerilee to be her new dad's special somepony? Will she get her cutie mark?
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...You know Discordant just got on EqD right?
You know what? I'm going to be nice and say that's just a coincidence.
Reading!
more please
CONTINUE!!!! please, please! PLEASE?!
Now this is going to be good. How will everypony react when they find out who Scootaloo's new dad is?
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four to five paragraphs in...
UGH! It's TREE HOUSE! Not tree-house, not treehouse, TREE HOUSE!!!!!!
ROFL!!!!!!!
wow...this is one of the most random things I've ever read. can't wait to see more!
Okay, I'm finished reading.
...THAT! WAS! BRILLIANT!
Iloveitiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveititiloveitiloveit!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Discord is the single most best father/crazed ADD-diagnosed criminal/narrator EVAR!!!!
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I can't believe it! Is it really that impossible to have an original thought nowadays!?
I just noticed that, just now!
Ah well, I suppose while the basic story of Discord adopts Scootaloo may be shared with many, no way the story will pan out like anybody plans it to pan out.
Sorry about the Treehouse. I'm glad you like Discord.
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Of course I'll continue!
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Yes, this is blatant self-advertising, go read!)
You think this is random? Read my other fic, the Dragon Princess. (
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Glad you like it. I strive for 'never laughed that hard'.
Oh my God!!! I just choked on my glass of milk! This is hysterical!!!! I hope you keep updating. You really got the randomness down! :D
738819 Not a problem *goes off to read*
OK I really like "Discordant" but this seems better mainly because in this one he's actually becoming her dad! So I shall wait for more to appear. Liked and faved!
oh i drew a picture for this story if you want to use it
I bet that when Celestia saw the papers, she derped!
derp.
738875 well be glad you just choked on it and didn't drink the glass instead.
I have but one thing to say to you:
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one of the strangest things that happened when discord was in charge was...
the irs, legal system, various red tapes and bureaucracy in general
STARTED MAKING SENSE!
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In discord equestria TAXES PAY YOU!
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I'm glad! I find a lot of Discord redemption stories don't quite get the randomness down.
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nobody's ever drawn me a picture before! 
gimme gimme gimme!
You drew a picture!?
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739795 http://applecider1412.deviantart.com/#/d53dzpa
done free hand on MS paint. ^^; i don't have my laptop with my tablet so it was done on paint
Fast update because that is one evil cliffhanger! I can expect Twilight to be shocked. Pinkie to be excited, yet astounded. Fluttershy will be scared. Applejack will be angry I think and Rainbow Dash will be furious. Rarity will faint instantly.
You want a glass of chocolate milk!? Bitch please!
Hmm... The plot is either really good or really bad, by bad I mean Discord gets turned to stone by doing something to Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon for Scoots not that it would be bad just end bad.
MOAR!!!
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Thanks Hard Cider!
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Oh please, give me some credit. The plot won't be that predictable.
Yes! Only two chapters, and it has a feature box!
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darn it, I was about to point out the feature box....
looks like I was 3min and 52 seconds late as I type this.
Also I had seen discordant but I just passed since it sounded more like he was just playing tempter or something, this one she actually gets him as a dad
yay!
Edit: ack, this also wasn't in my favorites, oh well, problem solved
I'm looking forward to how Cheerilee fits in here.
P.S. You got me thinking: Why didn't Cadance have any royal duties, canon or otherwise?
Cadence the princess/godess of shipping
Loved it really can't wait to see ponyvilles reaction Discords return and the reasons behind it. I really loved the humor in this chapter the bunnie and Pinkie chasing Twilight trying to eat her that's comedy i hope to see more of that as the story goes on. One last question who know's about Discord being free and Scootaloo's new dad?
Lol, I look forward to any shipping that happens at the party with Cadence.
ohhhh this is getting good!!! will he prank rainbow dash?!! i wanna see EVERYONE'S REACTION TO HIM BEING BACK!!!!
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Thank you A Mess!
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Probably because she doesn't have her own celestial body to command. Or she's generally too much of a bunny ears lawyer to be taken seriously. At least, those are my interpretations.
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Yup! All the Cadence fics I've read so far are mushy stuff with her and Shining Armor and they give her about as much personality as the early Disney cartoons. I figure it's time to explore who these two are when they're in their lives outside of each other.
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Oh, probably everypony knows. It would be pretty unethical to move the most dangerous creature in the world next door to everypony and not give them fair warning to run away if they wanted. The reactions will be many and varied, and I hope they'll be funny too.
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Oh, I do too.
Discord is the greatest narrator. Ever. Of all time.
That sheogorathed Discord, or this's discorded Sheogorath?
Wait, Sheogorath already discorded, or, shall I say, disordered
So many wonderful opportunities for Discord to spread chaos!
Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon can easily be his first targets as they always bully Scootaloo.
I can't wait and see how this will turn out, but I can imagine that Discord will begin to think Scootaloo as his daughter and actually will try to stay in good, as much as possible for a spirit of chaos, and not get turned into stone.
Because
puu.sh/qoZw
OVENS
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Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon will get theirs. But i think you'll be surprised at how that scene plays out.
Eeyup.
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i want more
Holy Discord no dislikes! I love this story!
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Despite the fact that you totally jinxed it, 5 days later we STILL have no dislikes.
I guess this story is just _that_ good.
775078 Celesia: *Her jaw almosts drops on the floor*
LOL!!! discord tugging in scoots.. tht was pretty hilarious XD
keep up the good work!
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If you thought him tucking her into bed was hilarious, wait till you see what I have next.
743994 technically that would be fighting for scootaloo so thats both breaking a rule and following another positive and a negitive they ar equal so it equals zero (as long as what he deoes to dt and ss isn't too bad)
Parenting Problems 101 : Discord Version
discord your doomed
okay i couldn't hold my laugh in anymore at pinkie's "PINYATA" part
I loved the part with Cheerilee
! I was laughing my ass off!
738875 Was it by any chance CHOCOLATE milk?
This is one of the best ideas for fic ever!
And your writing style is pretty damn good.
Please continute writing this story!
This is awsome!
Oh Discord, Y U SO AWESOME /)^3^(\!
Oh, Lumiere, why can't you stay in your own story
? Discord's relationship with Shining Armor is really reminding me of Q's relationship with either Rikker or Picard.
EDIT: Sweetiebell seems to want Scootaloo to give up on Discord and join her family....hmmm
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