You thought My Little Dashie was sad? Read this, and you may never stop crying. Ever.
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IT'S SO TRAGIC! OH DEAR GOD! WHHHYYYYYYYYYYY?!?!
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I cried buckets. And then I drank the buckets and cried them out again.
Also, new entirely true fact: Cantaloupes are the end of the world.
THE MORE YOU KNOW
Haha that was gold, good job :)
All of my wat.
The sheer sorrow that I am feeling right now is immeasurable and so immense that I just want to go down into the basement and cry myself to sleep in hopes that I wake up some time next year.
I don't even know.
1077633 I'm sorry I had to put you through that pain.
1077638 I don't even know.
1077641 ERRYTIM!
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1077646 Why, thank you!
1077654 I eat your wat. It feeds me... I grow stronger...
1077661 As long as you don't kill yourself. I don't want that kind of blame.
First I was like:
Then I was like:
Then I was like:
And in the end I was like:
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That pretty much sums it up for me.
Pretty well written other than the obvious utterly random storyline, had a few misspelled/missing/in weird places/wrong words here and there but otherwise all good.
Childhood obesity can just sneak up on you when you least expect it. R.I.P. Onion Peeler. I assume that his cutie mark was either an onion being peeled, or a tub of lard. Why must he die so young?!?!!?!?!?
P.S. Very interesting story. That video you posted beforehand was so moving, and this story just made my emotions crap themselves. Bravo.
P.S.S. I expect a complementary change of pants for my emotions
P.S.S.S.
P.S.S.S.S. ಠ_à²
1077675 I don't know man, you wrote it, you should have thought about that before you wrote it. just know that it's a high possibility I wont be alive tomorrow
is it really that sad?
i was the first like cuz i thought every new story should start with a like
sooooo....here we go
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I wanna make a comment about how sad all of it was, but...
Dafuq did I just read?dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/Derpy_Hooves_lolface.png
In my confusion, I'll give you a favorite and a like.
1077778 Um... PCP.
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That would make even Doctor Who say "wut?"
Paragraphs 1-6 made the story in my opinion. That was hilarious. Cry evrytiem.
Broccoli isn't the end of the world? Oh boy, I need to rethink some things. Lest I get pushed off a cliff or die of obesity. Or both. Simultaneously.
No, I didn't. Good day, sir. *Leaves*
Also, alternate ending, right after Twilight climbed the staircase:
Twilight offers the Amulet of Tartarus to Celestia...
An invisible choir sings, and Twilight is bathed in radiance...
The voice of Celestia booms out: "Congratulations, mortal!"
"In return to thy service, I grant thee the gift of Immortality!"
She ascends to the status of Demigoddess...
Do you want your possessions identified?
[y/n] (y) y
Pure AWESOMENESS!!!
Nice. Just fuckin' nice.
Instant-fav. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/misc_Rainbow_dealwithit.png
like dis if u cry evertim
What did I just read? It made no sense and was beautiful. It's... not all that surprising to me, that that's my reaction. Weird and I like it.
Now the question I pose is: What happens when you write a weird story of several chapters?
1077708 dawwwww
1077880 EVERRYTTIM!
1078196 It ends up something like this.
Or this.
But if it's wierdness you want, then click this.
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So sad...
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It's so... sad...
This is the saddest story I have ever read.
1081907 I almost committed suicide while writing it. It's that sad.
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I cried so much, the saddest story around
Then I died
1077781 XD LOL i LOL'ed so hard at it i started to have laughing tears.
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So remember kids, don't do drugs or you may end up like me.
(\(@@)/)
MIN D BLOW N L O
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I love it.
1120648 I'll try not to disappoint...
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But if you do... DRINK 15 HOUR ENERGY AND BE A COP.
1124085 Epic reference is epic.
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LEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOY JEEEEEENKINS!!!!!!
Wow. Just, wow. :thumbsup:
I'm not even sure if I can eat that forbidden fruit anymore. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/shrug_Twilight_Sparkle.png
1188170 Damn Cantaloupes. I hath foretold the end, and it be Cantaloupes!
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The word shall be spread!
Oh my. This was like a cross between Douglas Adams and, um, maybe Lemony Snicket? Anyways, this was both hilarious (
) and sad (
). Keep that Improbability Field on!
1225254 Those are two of my favorite authors. I tried to reproduce Snicket's style for this one.
Glad you liked it!