Pepsi® Twist 2: Luna Sucks, Dude

by Argembarger

Unnamed (auto named on publish)

Twist returned to her world a bit frazzled, her head full of sugar and spice.

"Wow, that thure was thome crathy adventhure!"

Twist plopped down on her pony couch.

"Hmm... Thomething feelth off... It'th almotht like... it feels like thtory padding..."

Suddenly, she felt a hoof on her shoulder. "Padding with you sounds lovely, Twist."

It was Silver Spoon. That intriguing mare. How had she gotten into Twist's house without a key?

"Your mom gave me a key to your house."

"Thilver, what do you want? Can't you thee I'm trying to relax after a Pepthi®-filled day?"

"Easy there Twisty. I just came over to share something with you," Silver Spoon said, moving around to the front of the couch. "I think you'll find this very... alluring."

"Out with it, you thathparilla-thucking thuccubuth!" Twist spat right in Silver Spoon's cornea.

"Wow, what the heck, ow! Jeez! Nevermind, Twist. You're crazy. I was gonna give you a big horse kiss but nevermind now!"

"Good riddanthe," Twist said, before making out with her Pepsi®.

Author's Note:

hi knighty i l y

Comments

[Alexstrazsa]

[CategoricalGrant]

Oh boy. It’s here. How many edits were made to the live reading, I wonder?

[PresentPerfect]

bepis

[Professor Litmus]

DRINK BEPIS, SHOW PEPIS.

[Trick Question]

um....

just um

[Super Trampoline]

The legend returns

[Undisputed]

Rise for Bepis.

Death to Conk.

[FanOfMostEverything]

This is indeed a disturbing universe.