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Queuefka Palazzo


Run! Run! Or you'll be well done!

Comments ( 93 )

I literally don't know what to think about this. Actually, I do. Fuckin' brilliant, mate.

You want to know what you're doing with your life?

You're making Twist badass.

ALL HAIL TWIST!!!

I really like this for some reason... :rainbowwild:

Damn, that made me laugh!

I thoroughly enjoyed this, Formerly Known as Queue. Have ze upvote.

The actual troll paper needs more work (and more troll), and this needs a continuation, or sequel. More please.

4378346

I might do a sequel. I'll need to think up more pony troll physics, though.

4378353 Magnets. Or anything involving celestial bodies and gravity.

4378367

Sure, but I don't want to just do obvious things. The reason I wanted to write this is because my troll physics were novel.

4378374 whether manipulation, maybe? Or the state of non magical farming/magically altered plants?

Hard to think of any good situations to troll wit that tho.

4378392

I can think of some things, but I'll need to spend some time putting together a sequel.

4378399 Cool, good luck, and have fun.

Pft.

Brilliant.

~Skeeter The Lurker

Revenge is a dish best served with a smile and a two week old steak made to look fresh.

4378374

I don't want to just do obvious things. The reason I wanted to write this is because my troll physics were novel.

Really? I assumed the whole thing was inspired by Lauren Faust/Tara Strong/etc's various helium farts tweets.

to make something called helium which is like really really light.

ponies use brain farts

i.imgur.com/eXxuudb.png

When earth ponies get too full they start acting like Pinkie Pie.

i.imgur.com/pR5KUsw.png

helium which makes more magic

ponies use brain farts to stand and make magic

i.imgur.com/1amg9YB.png

We use something called nukular fusion to make something called helium

i.imgur.com/1rNJSe5.png

4378563

Damnit, I thought I was being somewhat original. Fuck me with a stick sideways.

4378574 If you insist!
:rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::rainbowkiss::twilightoops:

Twist:1 Diamond:0

4378781

Cheerilee: 0

Don't forget her, either.

I'd a died if Cheerilee just gave her an A++ causing Twist to implode.

Awesome story.

4379129

Could be direction for the sequel.

You have single-handedly destroyed my long-standing hatred for Twist. Congratulations.

4379180

I didn't think it'd be possible to convince anyone to like her.

I...

I must be a god.

4379178 A sequel? I think I just squeed myself.


4379194 You might be something better.

Physics: fail.
Troll: ing Diamond Tiara
Mind: heliumfuck.

Twist as coverart, 0/10

4379458

Perhaps you should read the story.

Hahaha, Twist got her gooooooooooooooood. :twistnerd:

4378374 is short story, not novel

Oh My God. OH MY GOD. *turns into Patton* ...Queue...You magnificent bastard, I read your FIC!!! :pinkiecrazy:

My HCU (Helium Containment Unit, duh) is left spinning in turbulence after reading this.

Props.

4381535

My propellers are spinning from your props.

4378637 I'll get the stick...

Do you want the incredibly thick red one or the hard and sandpapery brown one?

But in all seriousness, this fic is great.

4381842

Sandpaper, please. I want to enjoy it a little bit.

4381867 Awesome. Bend over please... :trollestia:

4381947

*I bend over and spread*

4382012 *Rams the long hard and sandpapery rod into you*

4382019

That had better be sideways.

4382084 Actually, the rod isn't sideways, you are. The phrase 'fuck me sideways' means that the fuck-er is standing, and the fuck-ee is laying on either their chest or back. Hence the whole bending you over part.

4382102

That's not how I used it.

4382127 That was how I interpreted it... I could always use the thick red one too, if that would make you feel... better?

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