Saturday nights are a time for kicking back and enjoying a round with your friends. Or, in the case of Twilight Sparkle, getting away from them to unwind with whiskey.

However, when self-proclaimed D-list celebrity Brandy Dick begins to pester her, she realizes that unwinding is off the table.

Cue the music.

Inspired by the story of Jon Lovitz slamming Andy Dick's head onto a bar table after mocking the death of Phil Hartman.