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"Inspiration does not come to the lazy. It only comes to those who call it." - P. I. Tchaikovsky

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Gallus, after helping out with Professor Applejack, has discovered a jug of fermented cider. He decides to share this beverage among his friends to ease up the boredom of their study group. The students, however, drink up a little too much of the stuff then they intended.

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Twilight, you hypocrite.

But seriously, damn good shit.

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Believe it or not, I did this on a dare. I hope it paid off.

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Oh yes, it did. Yes, it did. You should take dares more often if something like this is the result!:rainbowlaugh:

It could use some editing, there were a bunch of grammar mistakes. Still pretty damn hilarious. I'm sure Twilight uses those bottles in her desk a lot.

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Well if you'd like to volunteer I wouldn't mind.

God, imagine if the Student Six got a hold of some pot~


Actually, that would probably just leave the group all knocked out around a bunch of half-eaten junk food. But still, the discussions would be interesting! :D

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"What if, all of life, we're just characters in a children's TV show that grownups watch for some reason, right? And the uh, fans of this show, have created fanfictions of everyone we knew. That they create all of these alternative universes, ya know? Like how I could be a famous movie star or one of us stars in porn for all those weirdos out there?"

"Yona, that's ridiculous, now pass me the Cheetos."

However, before her desk in her library-like office with the clock ticking above her, six students were doing their best to look pitiful. Up close, some of them were a wreck. Sandbar was looked like he was dyed purple. Ocellus had a tooth missing from her smile. Silverstream somehow got a tattoo on her flank of a heart and the words “I’m Jucy” written on it. Yona’s mane and entire coat were given the dreadlock treatment. Part of Smolder’s bat-like wings was missing. And Gallus had so many piercings that he looked like a punk rock star.

HEYYYYYYY TRAMP STAMP BIATCH

The Headmare pulled out a scroll and read them off. “Let’s see… Complete disorganization of our school’s library to the point it looks like a tornado went through it. Scaring the real estate agent half to death when seeing ' Chrysalis ' walking in asking if she could buy the moon before running out and breaking a window. Stolen twenty-three cans of paint and dumping it in public spaces and statues. Stolen a new motorboat and crashing it through a wall in the middle of town. Kidnapped the mailmare and disappearing for three hours. Dropping an antique Trottingham call box from Celestia-knows-where. Shaving one of Fluttershy’s dogs. Having all of you get married to each other at the same time… somehow… Stealing the Apple family's new tractor to use it to jump off of a crudely made ramp. Then breaking into Rarity’s Boutique, finding her stash of bourbon... And all that is just from the police report alone!” She put the scroll down. “But judging by your appearances, it looks like you all did a little more than that.”

It's the Beta House pledge list.

I'm disappointed that the blackout happened before we got to see Ocellus' drunk Chrysalis impression.

Also everyone marries everyone, the shipping final solution!

Dropping an antique Trottingham call box from Celestia-knows-where

This one at least might honestly not be their fault.

six new ponies became brainwashed but she wants thirteen dot four more

Wait...are we saying Starlight effectively wants thirteen and a half more ponies? Where does one go to get half a pony? Do I even want to know? :rainbowlaugh:

“Let’s see… Complete disorganization of our school’s library to the point it looks like a tornado went through it."

Of course that's top of the list. :rainbowlaugh:

Having all of you get married to each other at the same time… somehow…

Now I'm wondering where this is gonna lead now that they are all married to one another

Quite the drunk hi-jinks for the Young Six here, kinda wished we had seen what happened before the blackout! XD

This went from funny to hilarious really fast.

This was a wonderfully hilarious story! Oh boy did those six screw up, best I did when I was that drunk was, play video games and puke in the morning .

This story and this song go together like PB and J.

Every book, shelf, table, painting, stool, carpet and drapes the students could find were piled up together in one spot of the library. The mound that was thrown together was a confusing mass of whatever the six teens could get their hooves and claws on. When it became clear there was nothing else in the room they could add onto the pile, Yona, who stood wobbling on top of this waved a hoof. “Zis how pyramaid... made.”

LOL, are you sure they're drunk and not high? I mean sure, the first time I got absolutely blitzed I had a 12 minute one-way conversation with my dog, and after the first 4 minutes her canine expression changed from an alert "oh. He's trying to communicate" into "Um....he doesn't seem to realize I don't get what he's saying. Is he okay??" concern.
Ashley was a good listener.
Okay, nevermind, this is a completely normal reaction for a group that's never been tanked before.

Ok sir or miss we legit need more drunk 6 highjinks and proboly somome explaing to there parents abd gurdians there all related for a while plus like you can't just day somehow all got married though I wonder if the percings are on his ears and the others if that's the case to everygriff they meet there married

And this is what happen when you're drinking lot of things could happen in one night besides that happened to me before and it's not a very fun experience I mean I didn't go crazy too much I just couldn't handle it but this is a lesson that we all have to learn don't drink too much Or at least don't drink at all if you can't handle it But this is a very funny story good job

I sort of wish to see what were they were doing last night instead of this whole hangover type of thing But this was a pretty good story as I said before and I do wish to see those kids again 😅

Kind of reminds me of this song when they got drunk

This is more entertaining than it should be

Paint in public spaces and statues? Let's hope there weren't any fountains involved in that!

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