Sandbar wants to f*ck Gallus's butt.
It's been like that since school. Now, three years later at their annual Hearth's Warming get-together, it's decide that Sandbar has to admit his feelings to him now or never. Smolder will help any way she can, even if that way is unexpected...
Also, everyone is high.
Written for Petrichord for Jinglemas 2022. I'm sorry that you live in the era that I was born.
Special thanks to Semillon for writing the ending. I wouldn't have finished this on time without him.
Don't self-harm. People get hurt from self-harm every year.
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I DIDNT KNOW THIS WAS FOR PETRICHORD NOW I'M EXTRA HAPPY I HELPED
HAPPY HEARTH'S WARMING TO ALL THE GALLBAR ENJOYERS OUT THERE
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Blessed Indeed
also lol
weed
lmao
I haven't read a lot of galbar so I wasn't sure how I'd feel about the ship dynamic going in. But the way you wrote Sandbar as an earnest yet shy stoner, and Gallus as a ripped, confident, emotionally available knight makes it very understandable why they want to fuck each other in the butt 👍
Seven wants to fuck Muggonny's butt.
It's been like that since school. Now, three years later while in call in a Discord get-together, it's decided that Seven has to admit his feelings to him now or never. Missy will help in any way she can, even if that way is unexpected...
Also, everyone is drunk.
Hey, you can't have profanity in the titles/descriptions of a T story, sorry.
Cute story, though. I like these two.
Based 👏 As 👏 H*ck
Seriously, going into hearth's warming i was wondering if/how many shitpost-esque fics i'd find here, and hoo boy this one delivered. Bless birdfishhorse for being at least 33% bird, and smolder for just being at her finest. Bless that mystic knife, i gotta pick one up 'cause those things sure seem to come in handy.
Also Semiyawn that was an incredibly wholesome ending????? Like I had no idea that such a glorious crackfest would tie up in something genuinely sweet and then you pulled it off????? Like goddamn i love the talent in the fandom sometimes, both of you are 500% yes and I'm absolutely down with this fic
Prob gonna reread this at least once when family stuff stops happening for a bit so that i don't have to explain why i'm laughing so hard/trying to stifle laughter
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Can I have censored profanity?
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THANK YOUUU. It honestly wasn't my intention to write a shitpost, and writing the story was frustrating because of that. It wasn't until I reread it that it started to grow on me. Happy you enjoyed it!
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For one word, I'm fine with it. Might think differently if it was all over the place, but this is fine. Sorry to have to bother you with it.
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It's okay! I actually did wander if I could use vulgarity in the description. Probably should have checked first, but I was rushing it out.
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No worries, easy fix. I love when cute stories get reported for minor rules violations, because then I get to read them.
Like the whole of Smolder's role in this story can be summed up as: "yup...that's Smolder all right!"
Fun read keep it up.
Hey, so where are all of the dislikes coming from? The story seems to have a positive reception, so I'm confused.
Man that gummy is really starting to hit.
Why does every comment seem to have like, 2 dislikes?
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Gay brigade.
DAMMIT YONA