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Sandbar and friends discuss things that are legal and illegal when Sandbar mentions using recreational drugs. Gallus and Smolder decided they wanted to try some for themselves, but they couldn't find any after raiding Sandbar's room. So they settle for the next best thing; Brownies!
And oh man. They are good brownies.
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Comic source pls
9206165
I put it in the author's notes.
Funny!
A teacher is dealing?! Goddammit, Neighsay was right again.
tuned in next time as they try to get beer!
It's really not. It's probably not wise of her to be doing that, but...it's still not surprising that she is anyway.
Never really saw the appeal of drugs such as this myself, but still, an amusing enough of a read.
and am gald you find it funny!
also if you like the kids give my story a read if you like!
9206284
It is pinkie pie. If there were legal drugs in equestria, Pinkie most likely either got connections to get them for more wild parties or take them herself.
9226330
Not sure 'It's Pinkie Pie' is a valid excuse this time. Though it is funny!
So, based on your stories.. Sandbar swears, gambles, and does drugs?
9236074
I don't treat my stories as being in the same universes. White Curse Sandbar gambles, this Sandbar swears and does drugs.
Not saying this Sandbar doesn't gamble or that White Curse Sandbar doesn't swear or do drugs. Just that I haven't shown either of those things yet.
9237051
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Okay, but I was wondering how he is allowed to do all these stuff at his age
Just a thought. Nice story anyway.
9237132
A lot of it is me viewing Equestrian law as being more lenient on things like that than real world (or at least American) laws. Or someone forgot to add an age to those laws in this world.
9237396
I see, thanks.
the image fits so well
curious about the origin of the term Agrabella
Did Yona not get hungover?
9343381
It's literally just something off the top of my head.
9343390
The scene is supposed to be a couple of days after the events of the rest of the chapter. After all, Smolder and Gallus couldn't move for a good couple of days.
9344404
alrighty and hmmkay
Beer is a drug by definition, though it's strange that underage drinking is a thing but that drug has no age limit.
Haven't read it yet but if this doesn't end with some implied smoulder galas nookie I'm going to be disappointed
Pinkie Pie does drugs? That's not really a shock. I always imagined her as a caffeine addict.
Incredibly funny! Though I do think you should add a profanity tag, but the story was hilarious!
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It's not like the real world makes any more sense: Caffeine is more dangerous than most other drugs yet we put it in soda. Marijuana is one of the most harmless drugs in history, yet it's one of those that people freak out the most about to the point that they make up crap about it to keep it illegal.
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Eh fair enough, my mom and I even had a joke about this, she would say that we could discover the cure to cancer and I would say that we did and it was made illegal. It shrank my mom's brain tumor, it cured that large cancerous tumor on my dog. The weirdest part is according to the federal government, it is considered more dangerous than cocaine.
9660962
Except when it comes to kumis, beer, cannabis, datura powder and other alcoholic/hallucinogenic substances used specifically for ritual purposes
Most of it would dissolve underwater anyway
Meanwhile, US schools will suspend a student for weeks or indefinitely for even having a dime bag!
Or maybe he already wiped the place out, in case you two decided to snoop through his room
Not unless if your teacher educates your students on how to preform the perfect drug deal
Some creature call the hospital! I think he's dying!
You're being ridiculous! The sensible thing they would do is declare a drug war against the Equestrians and threaten economic sanctions against this nation of ponies unless they enacted more stricter drug laws!
How's about you just call the nurse's office??!!!
Stop being so goddamn over-dramatic and call the hospital!
Meanwhile, Professor Fluttershy had to spend most of her break time transporting all that shit and piss from your diapers while you were knocked out in a coma, excessively relieving yourself
Alcohol is technically a drug; it's just a legalized drug
Alcohols Anonymous Club...
Excellent dude!
And that's why you don't do drugs It will get you in trouble
So Equestria's legalized pot? Get your shit together, America!
Also, I knew a kid in high school who ate pot brownies in class.
Stealing that line from now on, because there are way too many opportunities for me to use it.