All Luna wanted to do was spend time with her son. Being Princess of Equestria, she has very little time to do so, and the only way she can is through brief openings. She's finally found one: at the supermarket!
If only the demon sent by the IRS didn't ruin her day.
The Luna in this story is completely AU to fit the universe. In short: she never went to the moon for 1,000 years and is much more upbeat than her canon self. Hints of canon Luna will be sprinkled throughout because I still have to address the change in character.
Chapters (1)
my immediate words after reading the description, "What in the actual hell is this." XD
I like it
So. I had to just extract the funniest fucking quotes from this entire story because each one graced my eyes, and I cannot fathom how you came up with these because they're excellent material and this story is, in total, so comically insane. So let's begin with the quotes and then I'll finish with my comment/review. Just know I have an absolutely jazzed sense of humor
Anyway, here's the official review. It's damn funny. I don't know what it is about these fics with no objective, raw chaos, and general nonsense plots that fucking get me every time. They're the thing that like... I don't even know how to describe it. I just love being able to laugh at things. I think I finally understand the Angle of Pinkie Pie because this kind of just silly, incoherent but still sarcastically funny plot is among my favorites. Great work!
Fuck it, I needed a new story to read anyway. This good soup.
Ah, this is gonna be fun. Taxes won't be so bad for Endy- he's immortal like Luna after all.
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It's an entirely normal story. Wdym?
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Me too.
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My humor is a mixture of the nonsensical and the observational. It used to be that I would throw shit at the wall and see what sticks, but now it has more of a basis. Example: I observed that a lot of demonic characters in fiction are typically given "normal guy" names for comedic effect, so why not point out the absurdity of it? I also observed that Luna, being the immortal goddess that is, has a different perspective on time. I noticed how nobody really seemed to pick up on this and thought it could be built off of.
Glad you thought it was funny! I put a lot of work into my comedies. It's a genre I completely adore. :)
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Nice Octavia pfp. She is completely representative to my adult-cynicism whilst also managing to be adorable.
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You say that, but it also means that he's gonna live through countless inflation eras. Nuff said.
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Thx fam, preciate it
I love how they just have lean by the gallon at the store.
I felt that.
This is good. I wish to devour the rest.
EDIT: Capitalize the 'c' in the word chapter, you fetus.
Good name but Luna's son should be called Didymoon after the very famous astronomical body Didymos and its moon.
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Blame 11090242. He picked it. But Endymion works too because of his relationship with Selene. the moon goddess. Also because of how young he was. So, it's like that... only he doesn't have an Oedipus complex, so he won't bear 50 children with his mom.
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ya but then she could have been didymom.
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Damn, you right. That would have been genius.
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lmao at least updoot it
Read like a fever dream until I was presented with my taxes.
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Read it like a W-2.
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Dissected it like a W-2.
Wish to know endymons father I do
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King Some Bruh
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Sombre or a pony actually called some bruh?
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That would be funny but no, it's Sombraro.
Enjoyed! Cute little story.