"Yaay!"
"Oh, no. No no no no no." Nick worriedly stared at the figure seated across from him, hoping against hope that he hadn't just heard what he thought he had heard. "Please. Please, tell me you did not just say that."
Flurry Heart took a few gulps from her sippy cup, blinked sweetly, and stared across the tea party table at Nick, who was sitting next to a plush bunny toy. "Unca Nik! Yaay!"
"Cadence is gonna appuling kill me. At least it can't get any worse."
"Unca Nik! appulsing Unca Nik!"
Nick buried his head in his hands and groaned.
"Flurry Heart!" Cadence picked up the filly in her forehooves and twirled her around before snuggling her close and nuzzling her. "I missed you! Were you well behaved for Nicholas while Shiny and I were on our date?"
Flurry smiled, but didn't make any noise as Equestria's resident human inserted himself into the conversation, sweating nervously. "N-no, she was an angel! No problems whatsoever. I think I had a harder time convincing Luna not to have toast for breakfast yesterday."
Shining Armor tilted his head to one side, confused at the non sequitur. "What does that have to do with anything? Actually, why didn't you want Luna eating toast?"
"I rigged the toaster to incinerate bread instead of toasting it. Celestia's a better sport about her breakfast being messed with."
"Ah."
Nick stepped back towards the door as the couple continued to shower their foal with affection. He was hoping to get away before anypony noticed what was going on. Of course, his hopes dashed against the metaphorical rocks as he backed into a rather irritated princess of the sun. "Oh, Nick. Fancy running into you here. Care to explain this?" She levitated up a very black, charred slice of toast and waggled it in the air for emphasis. "My chefs were getting ready to resign in shame before I realized what was going on."
"Oh… that. Yeah, i… totally got you on that one! Heh heh…" Nick rubbed his head sheepishly. "You'd better throw me in the moat right away so I can learn my lesson. In fact, I'll go right now! Bye Candy! Bye Shiny! Bye Flurry!" Nick speedwalked as fast as he dared out of the room, but almost immediately walked face first into a magical barrier projected by Celestia.
"I was not finished," she continued sternly. "I'd also like to know why all the peanut butter in the kitchen have been opened and emptied."
"Mmph," Flurry mumbled through her sticky lips.
"No clue! That must have been Luna. Nope! No clue at all. Not a one."
"Oh really?" The solar diarch glared inquisitively at the human as he desperately tried to piece an excuse together. "And if I were to cast a cleaning spell on Flurry? She seems awfully quiet. Anything you'd like to add, my grand niece?" A flash from her horn, and Flurry smacked her lips as she opened her mouth again.
"Mama! Fwurry want moar eggheading peanut buttah!"
Dead silence. Not a soul moved aside from the collective royal jaws hitting the floor in shock. Nick was out the door, running at a full sprint.
Cadence just sighed after a moment. "Ugh, foals at this age are so impressionable. I'll need to speak with Nick later, but she should drop the habit if we don't encourage her. Flurry, you can't go saying that, okay sweetie? There aren't many words worse than that one."
"Okay! Fwurry no say buck like Unca Nik! She say GotchaSuckers! now!"
"Okay, change in plans. Shiny, hold Flurry. I'm throwing Nick in the moat myself."
Am I the only one who thinks that Flurry is too adorable when she swears like that? She must be taking a liking to 'Uncle Nick', despite Cadence thinking otherwise
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Flurry is definitely one of my favorite characters to write. She's cute enough to get away with a lot more, and let's be honest, she makes our hearts melt. I think the only character I like writing more is Arca... and that's just because he isn't exactly bound by those things like 'morals' and 'physics'.
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Celestia help us if Arca ever comes to the Crystal Empire and ends up meeting Flurry
A day after, in the depths of Tartarus:
Cozy Glow: "Heeeeello new friend. How did you end here? Me and Mr. Tirek? We just tried to take over Equestria after sucking all the magic from it."
Tirek: "I cannot imagine any crime a puny, bald, magiclesss monkey could have amounted to be sent here, among the worst villains of Equestria. Tell us, ape, what did you do?"
Nick (dangling from a suspended cell with Cerberus watching below): "I.....I just taught a filly some swearing words. Nothing big; you know, like (redacted) ."
Tirek: (immediately covering Cozy´s ears and retreating): "YOU...MONSTER!"
That’s good! Really good!
Not much of a gotcha if I like the song.
yaay
I got rickrolled and lost the game in the same day, what year is it?
DAMMIT!!!
You evil mastermind...
Well, didn’t get me with that one bud, but nice try. Sadly the computer I was on blocked me from getting rolled. Thanks for the fish
*sees people getting trolled again*
I'm WiNnInG
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It doesn't work if your trolling gets interrupted by YouTube ads.
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That's a double troll - for the author and the audience.
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l have MISSED this, good to see you back mate
😑 I guess this is the night writers die.
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Good to be back! Although I must question your taste in comedy.
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Hey, I did my time in the moat already today. You wouldn't toss me in a second time, would you?
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Rick roll me again and I bucking end you.
Other than that nice chapter.
I think I’ve gotten Rickrolled more times in the past couple months the the rest of my life.
I'm still waiting for that great pie fight!
You need better traps cause on a phone YouTube opens separately meaning I can avoid the meta pranks
I clicked it just to say I clicked it.
I knew that is what you was going to do halfway through.
It also doesn't help when the link shows through the black bar.
Maybe next time, you use a different link instead.
I'm sure you can find at least 5 different YouTube videos with that song.
The legend is back!
> Be me
> Sees spoiler
> Hovers
> It link
> *Click*
> "Oh wait, no no no..."
> Video plays
> Visibly Rickrolled
> Feelsbadman
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Eh, l try not to think about it... people tend to get scared when l do
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>Maniacal laughter
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so much rofl and the fact he was running out of there so fast i think he beat them to the moat
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XD I can totally see that. in more ways then on happening.
Awww yeah, it's back!
You mother fucker
You absolutely fucking chode
I have never wanted to slap, and hi-five someone as much as want to right now.
I simultaneously applaud and hope someone pisses in your Cheerios tomorrow.
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Welcome to THE prank war, where not even the readers are safe. Hell, not even the author is safe!
And I'd know if someone screwed with my cheerios. I eat my cereal dry.
HUZZAH! He has returned!
Haha, jokes on you, I didn't have internet when i read this!
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How do you read something on the internet... when you have no internet?
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I open the chapter link, but save reading it for later.
Nice try but I read it on mobile
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Jokes on him, I love that song
I’m at school so I can’t listen to it.
Yeah... One slip up and they never forget it...