“...So that's that plan. Any questions from the peanut gallery?”
“Yeah, what's that mean?”
“Forget it. So, can I count on you all to help out?”
“You bet! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS and Nick PRANKSTERS!”
“My ears… they bleed…”
Applejack was sitting at the kitchen table, enjoying a nice apple with a side of apples as well as a nice glass of apple juice with apple slices. Suddenly, she heard a knock at the apple household front door. Groaning at the interruption of her red delicious apple lunch she appleoached the door and appleied force to it to create an appleture through which she could see the outside world. Apples.
Much to her surprise, Apple Bloom had been the one knocking. “Hey there, sis!” She called out happley. “Ah'm doing a door-to-door questioning today! So, uh, can Ah ask you a few questions?”
“Why, sure thang, little sis! What's on yer mind, partner?”
“Is our refrigerator runnin’?”
Applejack tilted her head to one side, confused. “Uh, AB, Ah don't know what a re-frig-er-ator is.”
“That's what Ah said! Hey mister Nick, what's a refrigerator?”
A loud groan could be heard from the bushes. Clearly someone was annoyed at the young pony's lack of knowledge of human technology. “Try again, and say icebox instead!”
“Okay, mister Nick! Hey sis, is our icebox running?”
“...No? The magic crystal broke last night, Bloom. You were there.”
“Then you better go catch it!” Apple bloom spun around to face the bushes. “Did Ah do good, mister Nick?”
Nick stood up from the bushes, with Sweetie Belle and Scootaloo sitting on his shoulders. He picked up Apple Bloom and let her grip his head as though she was a hat. “Forget it, prank failed. Let's try Rarity next.”
“Is this what y'all wanted ta do when ya said you'd foal sit for me today, Nick? Seriously?”
“No.”
“Oh, good, because-”
“The original intent was to have you actually fall for the joke. But, I guess some days you just can't win.”
Nick and his team of tagalongs headed back to the CMC clubhouse to regroup and plot their next attempt.
Rarity was working on a new dress when she heard a knock on the door. Strange, she thought. The shop was open, so there wasn't really a reason to knock. Still, she abandoned her work to answer the door. The sounds of hoof meeting wood persisted. Swinging open the door, she was met with- “Sweetie Belle? What are you doing ?”
Sweetie Belle didn't respond, deciding instead to quickly turn tail and scamper away from the porch. “Did that work, mister Nick? Did it?”
Nick stepped out of his hiding spot, groaning. “Sweetie, that is not how ding-dong ditch works. And - aw, phooey. I tore my pant leg on the porch!”
Rarity gasped. “Darling, I can't let you go without fixing it for you, especially since you were so generous as to foal sit Sweetie for the day. Come here, I will-” she stepped forward, out the door, and right into the spiderweb that Nick had sprayed on the door with Spike's borrowed Spider-Mane toy.
Rarity screamed. “AAAUUUGGGHHH! MY MANE! MY FACE! THIS IS THE WORST. POSSIBLE. THING!” She fell backwards with practiced ease, her couch appearing behind her to break her fall. As soon as she impacted it though, Nick's old standby went off.
Frrrrrrrt
As Rarity laid in shock, processing what happened, Nick ran off with his charges laughing. “Whoopie cushions! They never stop being funny!”
The four ran to the edge of town, Nick stopping to catch his breath. Scootaloo pointed up to a nearby cloud. “Hey, there's Rainbow! Should we get her, too?”
“Ah dunno, Scoots,” Apple bloom replied. “She's pretty high up there. How are we gonna reach her?”
“Simple,” Nick replied. “Although I may need that cutie mark crusader yell again.” He whispered his plan to the three, then covered his ears. “Rainbow's gonna kill me for this… do it, girls!”
“HEY RAINBOW DASH! YOU JUST LOST THE GAME! CUTIE MARK CRUSADERS and Nick PROVOKERS!”
“My ears… again... But now, we run away! Fast!”
That meme was declared official DEAD years ago.
Thus, you are technically guilty of teaching necromancy to foals.
Your punishment: a long soak in an icy moat, in reality as well as your dreams.
Princess Luna, you make take him away.
Hmmm..... so the ideas for this are running out?
Here is a few I have not seen here yet.
1: For Bookhorse, "How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?" Could show how mental she gets.
2. For Luna: Change all coffee and tea in the castle to Decaff. All. Of. Them. Even the fake coffee or tea flavored stuff.
3. For Celestia: The prank of being nice and doing nothing. Nick makes a cake for her, and she goes paranoid bananas.
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Hey, it's new in equestria! And I didnt have anything else to pull on short notice.
And I only learned of that meme like a year ago.
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Hey, you try pumping out unique prank ideas nearly every day for 3 months straight! It gets tough... I am not ashamed to admit I'm having writer's block on this story.
But I want to keep it going. So many people seem to love it, and it would be a disservice to you all to just throw in the towel. I can write up nearly any prank...
All I need is a prompt.
Hmm... Cakes in the moat, all the moat water magically sealed in Tia's Panic Cake Room.
It'll be like The Shining but without all the Kool Aid.
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moat in the cakes, and cakes in the moat, with the Cake Vault filled with mustard-flavored poison joke cake batter!
Why not have discord cast a spell on twilight to make her dyslexic?
Hear the sounds?
NO... It can’t be!
It’s World War Pranks!
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That would be brutal.
I like it!
Now to replace Twilight's entire library with cakes that look like books...
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deliver her books written in poison joke based ink.
slip Spike poison joke tainted gems.
invert night and day.
scramble the seasons!!
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Scratch and sniff poison joke.
Twilight Zone levels of evil if you can reverse the polarity of a cake to Alicorns. Behold! The Repulsion Cake!
Cast illusion magic on the moon to make it look like Bob Ross' head! Happy little moon! Damned if I know how well Nick could describe him to get the likeness across.
Tell Dash and Scoots that if they put flame stickers on their coats they'll go faster. I can see RD almost completely covered in them before storming up to Nick. Talk about ripping the band-aid off if she flies too fast.
Remember that view of Discord winning from the whole time travel mess? Could Nick somehow trick Rarity into making such outfits AND trick Celestia and Luna into wearing them in public?
At this very moment all of reality as we know it shuddered in fear... then it realized that the CMC are horrible at pranking
Another silly idea.
*gives Nick copy of 'Wonderland' by Lewis Carrot*
Get Rarity to make costumes, then have Celestia, Luna, the Mane 6, Starlight, the CMC, and Nick prank all of Ponyville by acting it out.
At this rate I'm expecting you to use Glitter bombs any second now. Open up a door, closet, cupboard, anything, and bam.
~Glittered~
The game... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... ... you just lost it.
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You should skim the previous comments for ideas, i know there are plenty of them in there.
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That would be hell for fur, I mean you find it on your hairless body 5 days afterwards, But in FUR... It needs to happen
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That's too far.
The mental damage will give her nightmares for years.
Steps for my biggest prank yet
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Kfqdw dmql cqld kqdm laqo ghow
Xhld cqld kmwfw dqa gai walqce lww qd
Mauw mwf jg irdl dfeqij dh bqjrfw qd hrd
Make secert code
Write this list with said code
Post list where Tia can easily see it
Have her go nuts trying to figure it out
Why not enlist discord to make the princesses switch bodies randomly through the day?
For revenge, Nick is transformed into Flufflepuff.
I know one guy who still gets annoyed from that The Game thing.
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This joke is now "it's been 3000 years" because Pokemon.
Meh... Not the best chapter...
The CMC are awesome living wigs ♡