"Luna, you are the best."
The midnight blue alicorn chuckled as she watched her human friend wrap himself in what could only be described as a large set of drapes. "Yes, we are aware that we are, as thou say, the ultimate princess."
"Nah, the Ultimate princess is… oh, Nevermind. You wouldn't get the reference. Anyway, I think I finally got this thing to stay on. Why is it so bulky?" He shuffled around inside the cocoon of fabric, only a small opening revealing his eyes. "I thought invisibility cloaks were supposed to be less… obstructive."
"What did thou expect, to look cool and run around in a sauve costume? Take what thou can get, Nicholas. We may be a master at illusion magic, but even the best spells only go so far. It will, at least, be effective. Function over form, as they say. Regardless, hold still." Nick did as he was told as Luna weaved her magical energies into the fabric. It started to fade, becoming almost transparent with no sign of the human underneath, and within a minute all that was visible to Nick in the mirror he was staring at was the small opening he was peeking out of.
"Incredible," Nick breathed. "Your magic never ceases to amaze me. Alright, you wait here, and I'll go snag as much cake as I can from Celly. This is gonna be great!"
"Oh, it certainly will be great, my little phantom thief …" Luna watched as the door to her room opened, the cloaked Nick stepped through, and shut it behind him. "...great for us, that is."
True to Luna's word, Nick found no trouble in slipping past the guards. The only issue, as he was quick to discover, was that he kept tripping over the fabric as he walked. A few slips and spills along the way left quite the mess behind him. Many a guard that day was confused by the many mysteriously shattering vases and tapestries pulled down by no force at all. But still, Nick persevered, and before long he had shuffled his way through the kitchens and to the door of the cake storage. And from the sounds of someone gorging themselves on cake coming from the other side of the door, it was safe to assume that Celestia was on the other side.
Inside the room, Celestia was indeed sitting, enjoying her tenth cake of the morning. Why ten? She was trying to cut back, usually it was twenty. Still, she made sure to savor every bite of the sugary dessert… until the door swung open. Usually only her most trusted guards were allowed to bother her during her cake time, but this time a mass of cloth shuffled in, any illusion it had dispelled from the antimagic charms placed all over the cake storage.
Quickly putting two and two together, she continued to nonchalantly stuff her face with cake as the pile of fabric moved by, and Nick's arm reached out and grabbed a handful of one of the many deserts before retreating back into the cloth. As Nick moved to the next cake, though, Celestia pressed her hoof to Nick's disguise, forcing it off of him as he took another step with a forceful pull.
"Going somewhere, Nick?"
Nick's eyes widened. "Celly! I was just… uh… um… how did you even see me? Luna must have-"
"This room has enchantments that could break a changeling's illusions, Nick," Celestia scoffed. "Anything Luna told you was just a trick to get you in here. Now then, I believe you were heading to the moat?"
Nick thought for a moment. "Actually, I have a better idea…"
Luna woke groggily from her sleep, stretching out her legs and yawning. She had a very restful sleep, and was looking forward to a nice, long day of relaxing since she had taken a day off to attend a concert later. Her bed belt a little wobbly, though, she'd need to fix that later-
"Morning Luna!"
"Good morning, Luna. I hope you slept well?"
Luna's eyes shot open. Nick and Celestia were sitting on the side of her bed, which was currently floating in the middle of the moat. She didn't even have time to react as the pair shoved her off the bed and into the water below.
"Hahaha! She never saw that one coming! Take that, Luna! Nopony tricks the great Nicholas AbernaaaaAAA-" Nick didn't get to finish his declaration as he too was shoved into the chilly water by a gold-covered hoof. Celestia giggled.
"Don't take my cake, Nick."
Reasons I am still reading these:
1) Waiting for any of the ideas I have proposed to you to show up.
2) well written
3) Light and funny
Best chapter ever
everypony panic because there is a new chapter for Prank Wars. Now where’s that silly Discord go off to?
Now I wonder what you're hoping the next surprise of the day is....
One day, Celestia will share a cake with Nick, in the ultimate trollery, where he'll be too paranoid to have any.
Plz make more
felt
"And then Discord came up and push Tia and himself in"
Now that Luna has got the moat treatment, all we need is get Tia in there.
I still read these because it’s usually a different joke each time, keeping them fresh.
Bravo keep the comedy gold coming!
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Weaponize cuteness. Or mention it and see the ponies freak out.
Your story has 666 likes! You evil author, you.
Prank wars are fun to watch from the sidelines, so you shouldn’t be surprised that people still read this! They’re short fun to read chapters kinda like cake. Sweet and filling.
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I Want to remove my like and add it again so I can be the 666th like. Is that possible?
Are you still wanting new ideas? I have a few new ones if you want them.
For future ideas, I propose the following: Nick introduces the princesses to 'hot dogs' - only instead of a sausage inside of a bun with plenty of dressings, they are instead daschund dogs pimped up and dressed in either pony lingerie or dresses/tuxedos.
'Hot dogs' indeed.
Feel free to ignore, and thank you for another fun chapter!
So much rofl
This was the 10th munch chapter
Haha, reminds me of the Parent Trap.
It lives! IT LIVES!!
Great chapter, by the way, can't wait for more!
Lol
ITS ALLLLIIIVVVVEEEE! sweet.
Its......... its alive............ yes.
Yes we still read this! I need more please, really badly!!!
Page can’t be found?
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I accidentally uploaded a potion shop chapter under this story, I was bound to screw up eventually. I had to take it down and move it to the correct story. Sorry for any confusion!
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No not weiner dogs...Diamond Dogs...
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Why not both? If the audience isn't pleased with one, he could claim to have been joking... only to introduce the other.
At some point, Nick is going to have to use the "Last Request" technique.
Come on, Luna! You really need to Wake Up, Get Up, Get Out There.
I mean, I’m still reading to see more chapters of him as a pony that every pony he meets thinks he’s amazing. Imagine that happening in Ponyville, with everyone but pinkie being fooled by it.
Of course I still read it. Its funny!
My good Colt we love this Comedy its Original haha
Ashfur this is a fun little story and it is in easy to read and digestible pieces. Keep it up!
Maybe another cross-over chapter is in order soon...I want to see more interactions between nick and arca...
That was a great ending! <3
That ending!
NOW I know why it's titled Munchsona!
Damned references...
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Look up the Persona series of games...
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Looking cool, Persona fans!
Admittedly I haven't played any yet, but Joker showing up in Smash bros got me into researching the series. I plan to wait and get P5R when it comes out, just so I don't have to play the same game twice.
9749747 Alondro grows absurdly long legs and straddles the river! "TAKE THAT, PHILOSOPHY!!"
#MadnessWins
9749866 No, the joke was actually a satire of the paranoid warnings against such things as coffee, saccharine, and monosodium glutamate; while at the same time we were being told how deadly these were, actually toxic chemicals were being put into everything... almost as if the fear-mongering was a distraction ploy by THE CONSPIRACY!!
9749874 Pfft, nobody has scammed better than the banks. They crashed the economy doing illegal things... and we paid them to stay afloat with our taxes. All they had to do was bribe the government.
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Dream Genie hasn’t become a meme though, and a great deal of meme songs are actually really good songs.
You know, like We Are Number One, Feel Good Inc., Never Gonna Give You Up, Photograph, Old Town Road (Remix), Bad Guy, etc.
I wish I could upvote each chapter.
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Should have kept it. That'd've been a nice meta joke. Speaking of, did you ever do the trick with the [REDACTED_CHAR]?
Reverse the letter prank have it that they trick celestia into sending a mountain of letters to twilight and spike
It's back!
Please come back
pranks is fun. one time i pranked celstia by leave her hoof in water all night. then when she wake up she spill the water everywhere and got all mad
How mutch sugar is she burning usually?