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Damien Darkside


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Comments ( 87 )

This was good.
Also, DOOM references. Gotta love 'em.

i an not a furry i would only fuck her if i she would be a human.

Getting to the Bottom of the Issue

Bad Damien! Go to your room!

“We can tell them that it is the alternate way of swearing. Tell them that it’s the clean way to say ‘buck’ or something. They will buy it if you tell them.”

Did you just...?

“What happened to Twilight?” Celestia demanded as Boyd levitated a strawberry into his mouth.

He swallowed the fruit without even chewing. “Oh her? We spent the night going over formulas and magical theory. It’s been centuries since I’ve been able to speak to another person so highly educated.”

Oh, so Twilight does-

“Oh and I gave her about twenty orgasms before she passed out in her bed twitching. Don’t worry, she’ll be fine. Maybe a little dehydrated, but fine.”

You know, I was going to say something about Twilight getting off to intellectual discussions.

Breaking: local man too angry to die.

It was interesting, and I can honestly say I’ve not read the plot line before. My only issue is your submitting it to Good HiE before it had a single view, much less the required 100 upvotes.

Solid story like my di-. I do hope you write more Celestia stuff. Heck, I hope you write more stuff in general.

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That was by accident, I added it to a ton of groups and when I realized I submitted it, I had no idea how to revoke it.

Give it like, two more hours. It will get there.

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When I made a demon I knew I had to do it.

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Celly has more stories on my profile than any other character. Two. :P She's great though.

This was hilarious, it's been awhile since I've read one if your stories and I'm reminded why I followed your stuff initially.
I generally don't like stories written in this perspective for some reason, but the characters and visual descriptions were engaging enough to keep my attention away from it. Additionally, I loved how Tartarus smells like sweet Acalpolco Gold! :rainbowlaugh:

I'll read this later good sir.

is it bad i imagined celestia nazi saluting while saying FUCK THE NOBLES?

RIP AND TEAR!!!!!!!

(Does wicked air guitar solo and frightens co-workers)

when i saw subucni, i thought it was a clever play on words for succubi. then i was shown that alucard is just dracula backwards, which i didnt know lol.

then i put 2 and 2 together to get 5.

... and also, subucni is incubus backwards. nice one

boyd is best demon bro. need more fics with bro demon boyd

To anyone who doubts the wisdom behind the Featured Box or the lowest common denominator, remember that this is what gets there.

We definitely need a sequel of Luna getting in on the action.

SHEOGORATH! YES!!!! CHEESE! FOR EVERYPONY!!

Boyd isn't a demon, he's just mortally challenged.

“FUCK THE NOBLES!” Celestia bellowed with her foreleg out, as if commanding. “Oh wow, that is way more satisfying. I probably shouldn’t have said that so loud though. The guards might have heard us.”

“We can tell them that it is the alternate way of swearing. Tell them that it’s the clean way to say ‘buck’ or something. They will buy it if you tell them.”

Referencing your own stories. Good that this story is in shameless self-promotions group. This say good about you, Damien.
Also, very good comedie, congratulations.

i like the fact that the demon is going to the Icon of Sin to party. nice doom reference. :P

Any demon who leaves by saying "peace out bitches" is pretty chill.

Loved the opening, and the ending.

Thank you for posting.

Rip and Tear... That is all

Instead of sheogorath, it should’ve been “sam generis” instead...that would’ve been perfect (daedric prince of debauchery: Sanguine)

you plundered her depths

I love that line so much, idfk

Also, tfw not credited for helping out slightly :raritydespair: I see how it is!

jk jk nice job dude!

Those references though :rainbowlaugh: I love it!

Celly and butt stuff, my two favourite things!
The humour was great as well. Enjoyed this thoroughly :)

Cringy but cute. I like :3

This was very pleasant :rainbowkiss:
I skipped a bit of the middle part, but I love the humor. I guess I have to look for your other stories, since I finished mine today I finally have more time to read again.

Well this was funny as buck, thank you for the fucking great fic.

Featured on Aug 6 2018!

Are you sure?

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Yeah, you shouldn't doubt either of them. Clearly people have great taste and it made it clear when my fantastic fic filled with great sex, comedy and romance skyrocketed past everything else. I'm glad you noticed and stopped by to compliment me.

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Wait, scratch that. Cheese for no pony. That can be just as much of a celebration if you don't like cheese. True?

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I'm glad that at least a few people here respect the feelings of the mortally challenged.

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What else is going to happen to him? He gets sent to Hell? Jokes on you he's already there and has a few keys to get out. He likes to get pizzas on Thursdays.

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I like Sheogorath more, probably because I played way too much of Shivering Isles.

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During writing those became my two favorite things as well.

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Glad you like to too Dustchu <3

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Look, I paid Boyd off to make sure nobody noticed but you did. Now I gotta get a refund and knowing him he's already bought cocaine with it. (Still, thanks though)

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What if I already am in my room?

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Yeah, I'm amazing like that

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I actually take these comments as my favorite. "Normally I don't like X but I like it when you do it" is one of the best compliments I can get.

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Nien, embrace it

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If he fits in a fic, I might bring him up.

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Why reference everyone else all the time when I can reference my favorite pieces of work: Mine.

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Where else is his going to party? Phobos? The noise laws are terrible.

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It's one of my favorite lines too. Now I just have to figure out how to make "tongue-punched her fart box" work in a fic.

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THAT'S WHAT I'M HERE FOR :D

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If you like vanilla, hit up No Magic Required, if you want more anal, Baking After Hours.

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Wait. You mean Hamsters comment was just a poorly written compliment? Well, this changes everything. I must give him an up vote immediately!

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Clearly. After all, Dan Brown and Stephanie Meyer were also popular by pandering to readers who can only live through fictional characters. Gotta find that niche after all.

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Well, my passive-aggressive not-friend, let me help you out. You see those double arrows on the comments? You need to hit that before you type out a comment.

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What if I already am in my room?

Then make a different room your room and go there!

You always have the best plans. Go you. Gold star. Your father would be so proud of you.

I'm dying right now holy crap :rainbowlaugh: :rainbowlaugh:

A light breeze caused the papers to flutter a bit in the breeze a bit.

Delete this.

Lovely and adorable porn! Awesome job making this!

"How was Tamriel?"
"Oh fine, fine. Sheogorath has the best selection of cheese and those little crackers he insists come from a place called Indar. Said they're salted with the tears of Vanu players."

Lol *insert BFG division theme here*

The second chapter was icing on the cake. A great story turned sexcellent.

Love the DOOM references. Funnily enough, I had a video of Markiplier playing DOOM running on my TV before I started reading this. Just thought that was an interesting coincidence. :derpytongue2:

Yeah, that was pretty good.

Yeah, I like that.

In my mind he looks like Boyd Crowder

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