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Lol, that picture takes on a whole different perspective when coupled with this story.
AFFIRMATIVE.
Hey, Cadance?
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Seriously, I'll fucking do it if you keep abusing your magic powers. I'll fucking slap the shit out of you so much that you won't even remember how to use magic anymore.
XD That was an awesome story. Good Premise, Good Humor, and Good Clop
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Only problem is that the expressions need to be swapped.
Oh boy...
WHY MUST YOU LEAVE US WITH THAT CLIFFHANGER AND HAVE YOUR STORY MARKED AS MATURE!?
That was pretty good, though I disliked Anon's concern for the 'innocence' of Sweetie and Applebloom, but that's just a personal thing.
D'awwww, this is so nostalgi-I MEAN ENDEARING! Yeah, yeah, that's what I meant
I've NEVER been in THIS kinda situation before, nah ahh, not at all haha...Ha...Ahhh, I'm horrible
But seriously, that was a laugh and a half mixed in with HIGH arousal and fuzzy feewings
Respect, mate
RB double tap X!
4127760 I don't get it?
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I'm game to help beat down a manipulative winged unicorn!
Now I'm curious as to how Applejack is going to explain what Applebloom just saw.
Looks like Cadence really
fucked up. 
Couldn't resist.
Pretty good story, broski or broskina... Is it broskina? Hell, I don't know. Maybe i'll look it up on Myspace. That's still hip with the kid folks, right?
... Also, just a side note, I REALLY would enjoy reading a more in-depth description of the whole Twilight & Cadence fiasco... If you know what I mean.
Good story, but I want to know a few things.
Is he going to get in trouble with Rarity?
What will AJ talk to Applebloom about?
What were ponies thinking when they saw Anon running through town with an erection?
4127848 C4
Haha, thats why you make sure you have a counter-spell to any spell you know Cadence. Fucking Amateur.
You know what? That was damn near perfect.
Most excellent fic.
That was so funny! This is a good story.
4128353 what happened to the wolves? they get tired?
change it to tried.
anyways, loved the story!!!!
And i love APPLEJACK!!!!
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Why would I dance with wolves? They travel in packs and would probably eat me.
Plus, a hobo dancing is a magical thing indeed.
ah my gawwwd this story was so good! gotta say im glad cadence got a taste of her own medicine! would have hated it if she got away scott free
BAIL OUT DEFCON 1 BAIL OUT DEFCON 1 BAIL OUT DEFCON 1 BAIL OUT DEFCON 1 BAIL OUT DEFCON 1
It was sweet and funny, but not that interesting clop-wise
The Lord saw that it was good, said it was good, and therefore it was good.
LOVED IT! will there be more?
Me need sequel the shekwil will be amzhshing.
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Unfortunately that's it for this story. Keep a look out though; I'm sure there will be more like it from me soon enough.
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will do!!!
4132000 I know right?! I don't really like how so many stories have the princesses do bad things with no repercussions just because they're godlike.
4135177 yeah i think my major problem with unicorns or alicorns in fiction is when they manipulate or tamper with the human's mind. whether it is mind control or view their past. especially when the human finds out and doesn't do shit or forgives them right off the bat. i especially hate cadence for being basically Chrysalis 2.0. so...she forces ponies to fall in love just like chrysalis does?
but anyways this fic was funny and she got a taste in of her own medicine so its cool
I just love the absolutely absurd 4Chan like story telling. It had me bursting a lung!
>BAIL OUT. DEFCON 1
>You break off into a sprint back to the farm, letting your dick guide the way as it cut through the air in front of you.
>"Applejack... Cadance... I... You... Penis..."
>You seriously considered digging a quick hole or finding one in the trees.
>Applejack stands up and looks at her sister sternly, but a glob of cum drips out of her and lands behind her, making her look much less assertive. Applebloom gulps in fear as she looks between Applejack's legs at the seed that just poured out of her sister.
Price less.
I´m fine with this fan fic not to much and not to less^^
4135237 Yeah, I really just don't like when Cadence does it because she seems too down to earth to do all this interference with other people's lives. This really is a good story though
wait , so what is this about?....
4138747 ha Luna's a toaster
Oh man, I haven't laughed this hard in a long ass time.
Masterpiece of penis related comedy right here.
4150997 NO
NO SHE FUCKING ISN'T......
I usually shy away from the human tag but I decided to give this one a chance and I'm glad I did. This story was crazy hot good and hilarious to boot nice job
Hot, funny and a nice little twist at the end. Wouldn't have minded hearing what AJ said to Apple Bloom, young'un must have been waiting a while.
I'm glad I gave this one a go. Always happy to see a mare get a good pounding, and. I could also stand to see an epilogue with more of the library scene
Nice, very nice.
I stopped right there.....
Cause I was busy laughing my arse off
.
4241918 oh god poor sweetie belle!
4135237 and that's where the humans aren't pushovers group comes to bat. Celestia tried to get into my head. She got her fat flank kicked to the moon.
Too be honest, this was probably the funniest clopfic I've ever stumbled upon.
"Bailout defcon 1?"...R.I.P. Ninja_Monkay who's heart stopped because of laughing too much.
"'Ow.'" She looks up to see your unrelenting cock pointing right at her from your pants. 'Uh, hey Anon. Since when did you have a horn too?'
BAIL OUT. DEFCON 1."