> "Care t'repeat that?"
>  by Holy
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> Big Adventure
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	Applejack looks up to you almost as if she’s ready to buck you clear across the farm.  Her eyes glare daggers at you hard enough to almost makes you back down.

"Care t'repeat that, Anon?" she says through gritted teeth.

"Come on, you can't tell me you haven't at least thought about it. You and Rainbow Dash are around each other all the time. You two bicker like an old married couple, not to mention how competitive you two are. There has to be a little sexual tension there."

Applejack's eye twitches in anger. You get the feeling that you should probably start running; but hey, what's the worst she could do?

She takes a step towards you and jabs a hoof right into your chest every now and again for emphasis. "Now you listen here. That ain't how I was raised and it sure as shootin' ain't how I want other people seein' me. If you know what's best for you, you better shut your trap right now."

You give her a sheepish smile. She isn't nearly as tall as you are, but she is still pretty intimidating. She’s pretty cute when she’s mad, though. You can't help but mess with her sometimes. She turns around and starts to walk off back into the orchard, but that’s just too sudden for you.

"So, what, you want to get with Rarity instead?"
        
Applejack stops dead in her tracks in front of you. You can almost see smoke coming off of her head as she shakes with pure fury.

"Well, she's got to be the hottest mare in town, right? I don't blame you. Besides, you're already in pretty tight with her from what I've seen."

 Applejack turns around to face you, malice dripping from every word as she looks at you with an expression that could most likely kill a small animal. ”That tears it!”

She’s on you like a lightning bolt. You can hardly even register the pain of her slamming right into your chest before you both tumble down the hill behind you. The two of you are bunched up in a ball of tangled limbs and pain as you barrel past trees. You try to dodge Applejack's seemingly random strikes as you fell, but it’s hard for both of you to get any idea of which way is up at any given moment.

What was probably only a couple of seconds seems like hours on your aching body when you finally roll to a stop. Once the hill levels out and you lose your momentum, you scramble to get on top of Applejack so she won't be able to bash your face in once she got to her hooves. 

She struggles against you and tries to buck you off as you pin her hooves down. Putting all of your weight on her was probably your best bet to keep her from murdering you in the middle of the orchard. 

Applejack tenses and tries to lift herself up, but you have a pretty good hold of her front hooves, while her back hooves flail uselessly at your sides. You lean up a little bit, realizing that since you were still face to face with her, she might bite you. Once she realizes she wasn't going anywhere, she scrunches her face and looks up at you with a deep blush.

"Would you get off'a me already?" she practically spits at you in frustration.

"Not until you calm down."

She takes a deep breath then looks at you sternly.

"I am calm."

You roll your eyes playfully. "Oh, I don't think I believe you."

She tried once again to writhe out from underneath you, but only succeeds in grinding her hips into yours. For some reason this only made her look more desperate.

She looks away from you, trying to avoid eye-contact. "Anon, please! Just let me go already."

You smile down at her suddenly nervous figure. "Getting desperate already, Applejack? I expected better."

She snaps back towards you with rage in her eyes, looking straight at you, piercing into your soul.

"If you don't get off'a me this second I will shove a whole barrel of apples down your throat while you sleep, then throw your carcass into the pond in the east fields."

Well that was oddly specific. You were done messing with her for now anyway; that's one fight you were sure you wouldn't win.

"Alright, alright. Just take it easy, okay?"

You let up off of her and she immediately jerks out of your grasp and gets a couple steps away from you.

"I'm sorry, alright? I just don't like people spittin' lies about me like that. I don't like any of them like that."

She looks at you genuinely, but you aren't done messing around with her just yet.

"Well who do you like, then?"

Applejack jumps a bit at the question, looking surprised as her blush returns to her.

"I-I'm not telling you that!" she says, looking a bit flustered.

You shrug and turn around to start off in the opposite direction. "Alright then. I guess I'll just have to keep speculating. I'm leaning more towards Rarity right now."

You can hear her run up from behind you, but it didn't sound like she was going to pounce again. This time she jogs in front of you and put a hoof up to stop you, looking determined.

"Anon, you know that ain't true. Please don't go around telling folks that."

She looks like she’s actually getting upset now. She must really not want people thinking she likes her friends like that. You aren’t one to make your friends miserable like that, but you still wanted to find out

"Come on, Applejack. What lucky stallion has swept you off your hooves?"

She looks around the grass at her hooves nervously before quickly blurting out. "I-I'm still not gonna tell you!"

You shrug again and started walking once more. 

"I suppose Rainbow Dash does seem like a more viable option."

Applejack shuffles around a bit, looking unsure. You just keep walking, but this time she doesn't come after you. You can hear her stammer behind you for a second, but she let you get quite a distance before she finally yells.

"Oh.. It's you, alright!? I like you..."

Now it’s your turn to stop in your tracks.

"Oh..."

You aren't really sure what to say to her. You hung out with her a lot, and you were pretty good friends, but this hit you like a ton of bricks.

You turn around to try to say something, but your mouth just hangs open awkwardly for a second. Applejack looks really dejected and embarrassed that she finally let it slip out. You would've felt bad for her if you weren't stumbling over your own thoughts.

"I... uhh... y-you too?"

Fucking smooth. Since you crash landed harder than a 747 without wings, you decide your only feasible option was to bail out. You break off into a run before you say anything else just as autistic.

"A-Anon, wait!"

Applejack reaches out to try to stop you, but you were already gone.

You sprint off the farm and keep running right into Ponyville. This situation needed to be resolved, fast. You weren't entirely sure how to handle it, though. You could go to one of her friends for help. That seemed pretty reasonable.

You stop running for a second once you're pretty well in town so you can catch your breath and think of your options.

Rainbow Dash? No, she would probably just laugh and go tease Applejack.

Pinkie Pie? No, she would probably throw a party and try to push you two together.

Rarity? Hell no. That is a long drawn out monologue about love you would rather avoid.

That left Twilight and Fluttershy. Seeing as Fluttershy was, well... Fluttershy, you opted to go talk to Twilight instead.

Once you get to the library you start to realize how stupid all of this was, but you’re too deep into it now. You need some sort of ground to stand on if you’re going to go back and talk to Applejack without fucking it up that badly again.

You push the door in without knocking and immediately start without looking around to see who was actually there.

"Twilight! Applejack said she likes me and I said something stupid so now I'm here because I didn't know what to do and I left her back at the farm so what should I do I have no idea how to—" you start to blurt out quickly.

Once you’re a couple of steps into the library and out of breath, you realize you crashed some sort of tea party between her and Cadance, both of whom were looking at you with utter confusion.

Well, this night just keeps getting better.

"Well, hello, Anon. This is certainly a... surprise," Twilight says, looking between you and Cadance sheepishly. "Why don't you slow down a bit. So Applejack likes you?"

"I, uhh, yeah."

"And you just ran away from her?"

"Pretty much."

Twilight runs a hoof through her mane, looking at the ceiling in contemplation.

"Well, I've never really given out dating advice, but—"

Cadance puts up a hoof between her and Twilight, then looks at you with an assuring smile.

"Look, Anon. You just need to go talk to her. Just give her a chance, and maybe you'll come to see that you like her too."

For some reason Cadance sounded really reassuring, giving you a great confidence boost and putting a smile on your face. Although, you did start to feel a bit funny... and her horn was lit up for some reason. You shake your head and brush it off as nervousness.

You nod and smile at Cadance. "You know what? You're right. Thanks, Cadance, I'll go talk to her."

Cadance smiles back at you and subtly winks at Twilight.

"Anytime, Anon," she says coyly.

You turn out of the library, feeling much more confident than you had before you walked in. For some reason you have a really sudden attraction to Applejack, and a diamond-hard boner trying to bust of your pants.

Maybe talking to Cadance wasn't such a good idea.

This isn't right. This isn't right at all. Every carnal urge is telling you to go find Applejack and show her how you really feel at the moment. Any rational part of your brain is too busy trying to hide the massive erection that threatened to break through your pants to argue with it.

With both hands trying to hold it down, you limped through town, trying to get back to the farm before somebody saw you, or you accidentally do something—

You take a step back as something bumped right into your crotch, knocking your hands away. Sure enough, Sweetie Belle was at the perfect height for a headbutt with your member.

She took a step back too, rubbing her forehead with a hoof where you prodded her. This was not going according to plan.

"Ow." She looks up to see your unrelenting cock pointing right at her from your pants. "Uh, hey Anon. Since when did you have a horn too?"
        
BAIL OUT. DEFCON 1.

"Gah! Go home, Sweetie Belle! Don't tell anyone about this!"

Now you knew you were going to get some shit from Rarity about that. You break off into a sprint back to the farm, letting your dick guide the way as it cut through the air in front of you. You close your eyes and tried to ignore the ponies staring at you so you might make it to the farm before you accidentally ruined any more innocence for one day.

Finally you made it back to the farm, and Applejack is standing right where you left her, kneading her hat nervously, looking like she might break down any second.

You run up a couple of feet away from her and lean over to try to catch your breath. Applejack heard you come up, then breaks away eye-contact again when she sees it's you.

"Anon... Why did you run away like that? If I knew you were going to run I would'a just kept my mouth—"

You try to stammer between breaths, but you have no idea what to say anyway.

"Applejack... Cadance... I... You... Penis..."

Applejack gives you a bewildered look and raises her eyebrow.

"W-what are you talking about?"

You raise up and show her the beast threatening to break through the gates of your zipper.

"O-oh my..."

Applejack looks too embarrassed to say anything now. She stares at your member and didn't even stop to blink as a dark blush crossed her face.

You take a couple of deep breaths and resign to try to explain the situation, but you honestly weren't sure if you were going to get through it before you tried to fuck something.

"Uh... I went to go talk to Cadance about what you said, because I really didn't know what to do. When I left she must've given me this... and uh... all I can think about is you."

Well, you said it, but Applejack doesn't look any less perplexed by this turn of events. You really can't wait any longer though. You seriously considered digging a quick hole or finding one in the trees.

"I... I don't know what to say."

‘Say you want it!’ you think as you squirm, trying to hold it down as if you were a child needing to go to the bathroom.

Applejack looks around; it seems like it was her turn to look for a way out.

"Maybe we should talk to Cadance about this. We just need to get things resolved before—"

"No! I mean, I don't think I'm going to be able to make it back. We need to do something about this, now."

Applejack paws at the ground nervously. You know it has to be really sudden for her, but you think you’re definitely going to be the first documented case of a death from blue balls if you don’t get something soon.
        
"So, what should we do?"

"Applejack, this hurts. I think there's only one way to fix it before this becomes serious."

You motion towards her suggestively, and she cocks an eyebrow at you for a moment before it hits her.

"A-Anon! We can't do that! I just told you I liked you not even an hour ago!"

You tense and hop around, trying not to think about how hard it was keeping the kraken unreleased in your pants.

"Applejack, please, I'm begging you. I will literally do anything for you if you help me out. PLEASE."

Applejack rubs the back of her head with a hoof, looking unsure.

"I guess. But just this once, and you're gonna have to do something big, you hear me?"

You don't care to answer her now. You strip your pants off, throw them aside and walk up to Applejack, letting your dick come face to face with her. She sits back on her haunches and looks down at it tentatively for a moment, before sheepishly putting a hoof on the base.

You let out a groan at the touch, and throw your head back. She isn't going even close to as fast as you want her to, but being forceful probably wasn't going to help in this situation. Judging by the fearful look on her face, you want to be gentle for her first time; but the rigid boner you are nursing gave you strict directions to do quite the opposite.

Applejack leans down towards the tip with her tongue out, and looks up at you for a moment before she makes contact. She still looks really unsure about all this; you could feel her heart racing through her hoof, and her breath quickens too. This was nowhere near how worked up you are though; you think if you have to wait another second, you might literally explode, or have a heart attack.

You trace your hands through her soft blonde mane and made the decision for her, pulling her down onto your cock gently. She closes her eyes and let you take hold of her. Her mouth surrounds your dick with a warm, wet, and wonderful feeling as you coax a couple of inches into her. She gags for a moment, but still lets you push yourself further into her mouth, giving you complete control. 

The feeling is way too much too fast. You lose control of most of your motor functions and fall backwards onto the grass in a haze. Applejack is jerked forward a little bit, surprised by the motion. She looks down at you with her mouth still open and her tongue out a little bit.

She closes her mouth and scrunches her face, walking up to your prone figure with a blush.

"J-just let me do it."
        
"Yes ma'am."

Applejack kneels down between your legs and wraps the base of your dick with her hoof again. She nervously opens her mouth and moves over it again, making you shake with anticipation. Yet again she slips her mouth over it, bobbing her head lightly on it, sliding her tongue across your shaft as she traces her lips from the base on up. You let out a moan on every stroke as she starts working up a rhythm. The feeling of Applejack's tongue teasing every side of your cock makes you push your hips up to try to get a little deeper into her mouth on every stroke. Applejack closes her eyes and let you thrust into her, making her gag again. She jerks a little bit, but stays still, allowing you to fully enjoy her warm throat with every inch.

Applejack let off to catch her breath for a moment, taking the opportunity to use her hooves instead. It isn't nearly as good as being inside of her, but the soft fur of her coat keep the pleasure going just as much.

You’re already warmed up, and you don't want to wait any longer. You pick up Applejack and pull her onto you.

"Woah, Anon! What're you—"

She goes stiff as she could feel you caress her slit with your cock. She’s already soaking wet from just blowing you, so you doubt that she isn't already willing to go for it. As you draw the head of your cock against her, Applejack bites her lip and her hips start to move of their own accord, rubbing against you and pushing back onto you with increasing vigor.

You grab her by the flanks and pull her down onto it, pushing past her folds and entering into her velvety inner walls. She inhales sharply at the feeling and her eyes shoot open in shock. She holds a breath as you inch more and more into her, until you get every last bit inside of her.

You pull out and repeat the process, going a little faster this time. Applejack moans into the air, throwing her head back and tossing her hat to the side. She spins her hips and grinds into yours, coating both of you in her wet excitement. You let out a moan of your own as your dick slides along the soft, cushioning interior of Applejack's marehood. All those years of exercise made her toned and tight; her folds gripped your dick and supplied ample amounts of friction. You doubt you are going to last much longer like this. The sound of Applejack's joy combined with the wet slap of your hips meeting echoes around the trees and only makes you want to go harder.

Wanting to get a better angle, you push Applejack over and climb back on top of her, almost like earlier today. You pin her hooves to the ground and start pounding into her, much faster than before. Applejack seems to be even more turned on now. She leans up and meets your lips with hers, sharing a deep kiss as you thrust into her.

Her breathing is ragged and strained, with the occasional gasp to let out a moan of ecstasy and try to catch her breath, but you weren't giving her the chance. She leans back and looks into your eyes with a deep yearning as you could feel her labored breathing on your face, and no doubt the other way around.

She jumps a little bit every time your hips would meet, but she gazes at you all the same, reaching her front hooves up around your neck to pull you back down to meet her lips. You can feel sweat start to matte against her soft coat as you run your hands up her back. With every jerk she would lightly moan into your mouth as your tongues dance with each other and you taste her sweet saliva. You can tell she was getting close, the smell of her musk was probably spread around for a good ten yards.

Once you can't hold it anymore, Applejack pushes her hips up into you and arches her back. She breaks from the kiss and pulls you into a tight hug and pants right into your ear as she starts to contract with you still in her. With one final thrust she throws her head back to let out a strained yell of desire, scaring away birds for miles around.

When you feel her inner walls contract against you, you immediately go over the edge as well. Her soft marehood massages your dick with the occasional tense, and you can feel your own member twitch inside of her as you unloaded. This was a big one; you could already feel some start to drip out before you even finish spilling your seed inside of her.

Once your orgasm ended, you could feel your arms start to give out, and Applejack fell limp underneath you as well. You rolled over onto the grass beside her, trying to catch your breath. The both of you were covered in each other's sweat and panting like you had just run a marathon.

You look over at Applejack and smile, mouthing the words 'thank you' between breaths. She simply smiles back and tries to relax in the grass for a moment.

"What are y'all two doin'?"

You jerk upright to see sweet little Applebloom looking over at you two with a deep blush and a curious expression. This day just keeps getting better.

You scramble to find your pants and hide behind a tree before you ruin anyone else's innocence. Applejack realizes she was pretty much spread eagle with her leaking hole facing her little sister and spins around quickly and sits in a position she can't see.

"A-Applebloom! Go back to the house!" she says, looking around to see if there were any fluids that might be in plain view.

Applebloom takes a couple steps closer and peeks over at you quizzically as you rush to put your pants back on.

"I was just askin'—"

Applejack stands up and looks at her sister sternly, but a glob of cum drips out of her and lands behind her, making her look much less assertive. Applebloom gulps in fear as she looks between Applejack's legs at the seed that just poured out of her sister. Applejack looks back over to Applebloom with a frustrated blush and sits back down thrusting her hoof in the direction of the farmhouse.

"Wait in the farmhouse 'til I get back. Now."

Applebloom tenses at her sister’s tone and scurried back the way she came, leaving you and Applejack alone again. You zip your pants back up, glad that you didn't have to stuff that monster of a boner into it any longer. You walk back over to Applejack, who's looking very concerned about the mess she's making behind her.

"Well, that was... uh, fun?"

Applejack glares at you as a couple more strands drip out of her. At least she still had a little bit of a blush leftover from that little session.

"As much fun as it was, I think we need to have a talk with a certain princess around town."

You nod in agreement. Cadance may have had good intentions, but if you really wanted a relationship with Applejack, this wasn't the way you wanted to start it off.

"Yeah, she should still be at the library. Let's go," you say with a step to begin your journey. When she doesn’t follow you at first, you look back behind you to see Applejack trying to wipe away the cum still inside of her.

        You blush and turn around, waiting for her to clean up a little bit before you head back out.

Once that problem is mostly taken care of, Applejack follows behind you closely as you start back up. The trip back to town definitely isn't as urgent as the trip to the farm, but it's easily four times as awkward. Neither you or Applejack can come up with the words, and every time you meet eyes you both turn away, blushes returning.

You decide to just focus on getting to the library and giving Cadance a piece of your mind. After a short trip, both of you arrive at the library, but Applejack is the first push through the door, in quite a huff as well.

Both Twilight and Cadance are still in the same place they were when you left earlier, sipping on tea and talking about whatever it was Princesses talked about.

"Cadance!" Applejack shouts, breaking up the quiet tea party.

Cadance snaps upright, quickly averting her attention to Applejack's frustrated figure. She greets her with a smile.

"Hello, Applejack! You have quite a surprise waiting fo—" you step through the doorway, arms crossed. You give Cadance a stern stare. "Oh, I guess you two have already talked."

Applejack stomps right up beside Cadance. "Yeah, we did a lot more than talk, all thanks to you!" Applejack says, pointing a hoof at her. "You can't just go around making people hornier than a hound dog in heat! It ain't okay."

Cadance brings a hoof to her chest, feigning innocence, though you can tell she knows exactly what she did.

"Me? I would never do anything to make anyone to do something like that. I just gave Anon over there a push in the right direction." She offers an easy smile to the both of you, but Applejack starts up again with the angry lecture.

You don't focus much on Applejack's voice once you see Cadance's horn light up again.

You know this trick, and you can definitely see the light pink glow of her magic under Applejack's tail. You rush over to Cadance, earning a confused stare from both Applejack and Twilight, but Cadance seems too focused on her spell to notice you as you lunge at her.

"Oh no you don't!" you say, grabbing her horn and pointing it away from Applejack.

And right towards Twilight.

Cadance gasps from the sudden jerk and accidentally lets out a much larger burst of magic that hits Twilight square in the chest. A large puff of magical smoke surrounds her, leaving the result of your interference a mystery.

You let go of Cadance, and look around to see everyone focusing on Twilight, even Cadance was not entirely sure what might happen.

Cadance leans forward, a bit concerned. "T-Twilight, are you alright?"

The smoke starts to settle around her, and you can hear her cough a bit, with a hoof up to her mouth. "I-I'm fine..." You all lean in a bit closer. "...but you're looking really fine, Cadance." 

Twilight looks up, a sultry grin on her face, and her wings splayed out in a completely erect position. Both you and Applejack start to back off, afraid of getting caught between Cadance and the horny princess in the room. Twilight starts to climb up over the table towards Cadance, licking her lips and taking in every inch of her.

"Twilight, w-what are you—" Twilight puts a hoof up to Cadance's lips.

"Shhh. Don't talk. We're going to have lots of fun, Cadance."

The words sound weird coming from the typically level-headed librarian. You and Applejack share a quick glance, but shrug and decide to be on your way. If that doesn't teach Cadance her lesson, you don't know what will.

You look back to see Twilight pounce onto Cadance, pressing her lips into hers with a little bit of visible tongue. Cadance looks at you with desperate eyes as Twilight pushes her back onto the floor, caressing along her body with her hooves.

You simply turn your head back towards the entrance with Applejack. Cadance did this one to herself.

You shut the library door behind you and start to walk back with Applejack. As the two of you stroll off into the sunset, you can hear various moans emanating from the library.

You both have a smile on your face after seeing that little display, and you're both happy to see Cadance have a bit of her own medicine. The walk back isn't quite as awkward; everytime you look at Applejack you both just giggle with each other instead.

You near the point where the two of you will have to go your separate ways for the night, and you stop and face Applejack to say bye.

The awkwardness creeps back in for a moment as both of you look at the ground and kick at the dirt, but Applejack breaks the silence.

"So, that was pretty fun."

"Heh, yeah. Shows Cadance not to stick her nose in our business."

Applejack nods in agreement "Or we'll have Twilight on her like flies on a cow patty."

"Haha, yeah."

Another moment of silence creeps in, but this time you're the one to break it.

"You know, not all of that was from Cadance. I do like you too."

Applejack perks up, a hopeful smile on her face. "Yeah. Maybe we should go on an actual date sometime," you say.

Applejack blushes. "I'd like that."

"This weekend?"

"Sounds like a plan." She gives you a quick smirk before she turns to leave, but stops for a moment, looking like she forgot something.

She turns back to you, and you realize what she wants; you lean down and give her a quick kiss.

When your lips touch you can almost feel the sparks fly between you, the two of you connected in a special moment of bliss, that you didn't want to end.

You pull away, leaving a smile and a blush on her face before she runs off in the other direction before she got all sappy.

You get up and head off towards home. All things considered, today could've gone much worse.