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Windburst
Hi, I'm Windburst. Fan of Twixie, Lyrabon and transformation fanfics. I can't keep an update schedule at all, and expect typo's in my stories, but if you can get past that, welcome aboard!
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Damn, Maud is a fucking rock.
Fuck, this came out quick!
This looks exciting.
Wait, isn't this heavily based on a greentext from 4chan?
God damn, she makes Luna look like a marshmallow!
Sex with Maud is l similar to trying to catch the purple dragon: you're never going to change her expression, just like you'll never catch the purple dragon.
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You'll never catch Spike?
Maud takes it like a rock.
....MOAR!!!!!!!!!!
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Read the author's note.
There's a Maud Pie tag now.
During reading this, I would of thought she would be content with just sticking a rock in her vagina up to the uterus.
Fun Fact: That is an actual way to both suppress and prolong heat for equines for up to 60 days (except now, we use 35mm marbles). However, it only works on 40% of mares.
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So it seems, so edited accordingly. Thanks for the hint!
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Might want to read my author's note :). Greentext fics aren't exactly welcome here, so I edited it and changed some things to make it more FimFic acceptable
Maud reminded me of British porn from Family Guy
Hahahah, I couldn't contain my laughter many times, this was perfectly giving back Maud's personality while combining it with an actual clop fic!
Bravo sir, well done, I wish you good luck for all of your future stories, may this quality carry over!
-Zeph
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Why thank you good sir! This was actually pretty hard to write down, as dialogue tends to be the worst part of my fics, and a character like Maud... well, let's just say that I went back and forth many times!
On a side note, that moment when I see your name, and think of someone else who lurks back at a certain imageboard with that same name/trip
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I can assure you, it is not me.
Though not common, this name is used by a few people on many places, I'm the first one on this site who took it but not the last either.
Well, now I just wonder. What could that doppelganger do in that imageboard.... I think I might be a bit too curious, though.
-Zeph
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Writes a fanfic about an anon(you) being turned into a pegasus(OC) but the way the story is written is just so good that you actually get them feels by it. He's not on FimFic though (or at least not with this story/name)
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I see. I would appreciate a link to that story, if you don't mind.
The description you gave got my attention!
-Zeph
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PM'd it to you :)
You kidding? that was one hell of a compliment.
It reminds me of this pic.
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This is the kind of reason why I keep the mature filter off, it makes up (nearly) for all the other messed up stuff on this site.
I burst out laughing a few times reading this, but it helped halfway through I changed Maud's voice into the monotone British female voice you hear on the Tube, telephones and other automated messages. Come to think of it, that voice might have more emotion than the real Maud's voice.
First clopfic about Maud i have read.
Oh sweet Celestia why
This short took a lot longer to read, due to the ridiculous amounts of laughter, after nearly every line. You nailed that Maud well.
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No, Maud was fucking a rock. Now she's fucking Anon.
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That kind of silence during sex would destroy any man's ego...
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Same here. With any luck, it won't be the last.
Have to read it later ....
Expecting the line: "I'm not into coming!"
Rule 34 at it's finest... someone was bound to realize Maud Pie clopfic is a ridiculous idea... and immediately take it as a challenge.
Well...
Okay...
You really nailed her personality.
Thumbs up, you magnificent sunovabitch!
Will you make not-2ndperson version of this story, please? So I can "like" and "fave" it. Ple-e-ease!..
Well... It was bound to happen sooner or later. While I can't say this was the most erotic story I've ever read, the pairing was interesting enough to keep me reading. It was well written and you seemed to a rock solid grasp of Maud's non characteristic character.
All in all, it was a nice read and I'm more than happy to add it to my fave list.
Well... This is... Odd...
An audio-only recording of Maude and Droopy Dog having sex would be hilarious. As one comedian put it for Droopy; (Spock neutral voice, stony neutral hangdog expression) "unhh huhh. Whip me. spank me. you horny, wild beyoch..."
Maud: Oh... You're so big...Stop... you're hurting me.
Human: Damn it's like fucking kristen stewart!
I once watched an anime about a girl who had the same emotionless tone but the only difference was that you actually could see what she was actually feeling inside her head.
Mind reading magic would make things a lot more fun I bet.
I hate it when girls moan so this was so hot! I love it when girls describe what they are feeling and Maud does this perfectly! Love it!
I'm not sure why, but I was thinking she'd cum pebbles.
Anon: "Ow! What the hell was that?"
Maud: "I culminated."
Well, I have to say that was very cute.
It made me laugh and get a little excited all at the same time. You got Maud's personality down really well.
Quick thing though.
Need to add an 'e' right there in note.
This was bound to happen eventually, and I'm glad it did
A pity Maud did not give Anon a complementary kiss before she went to sleep. He got some praise; the least she could do was add a little bonus for his hard work. No pun intended
I was pretty much like that the few times that friends of mine dragged me into table dances!
I laughed. I laughed so hard.
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That pun gave me Ebola.
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4101831 Wait, so non-puns still count as puns!?
What is my life!?!
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IT MEANS NOTHING. THE NEW AGE OF PUNS IS UPON US, MORTAL.
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4102193 You know what someone who steals from your fridge is called?
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..A refrigi-raider
Sorry... This just was really odd to read... Gonna say it there