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Hand-Made
Dedicated to hand-made quality reminiscent of old-world charm. Specialization in anatomically correct fillies/mares having fun with human males. Thank you for reading and commenting.
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New story!
Holy shit, your on a roll! Keep it up!
>See that Hand-Made has uploaded a new story
>Pulls pants down
>Grabs lotion
>Clops
Do people write in their accent? I don't think people write in their accent.
This is the reason I have a thing for country girls
That was hella funny.
It was also kinda hot.
As a southern woman with a pony problem, I enjoyed it.
I believe that southern people don't write like that, good short story btw.
I would like a sequel 
Am I the only one thinking AJ would be talking to Zecora instead?
Ah' do declare!
Okay, this was a fantastic scene, short story, and I feel it's a slightly smaller part of a much larger whole. You could create an entire universe out of this. A world where Applejack and T' (assuming that's his handle) meet, grow to like each other, and then eventually marry. I'd love to read more, see how they evolve, and maybe even see a few times she got jealous because there was a few mares that tried to steal his attention away. I could almost see Lyra being the one to do it... Although it would be funny to see Rarity flirt with him just for the fun of it.
All in all I enjoyed it. Have a like, a favorite, and a follow.
finally some good clop.
I...liked it, actually
Löl, this story, the writing style, oh boy, can't stop laughing! xD
I think reading something similar from the rest of the mane 6's point of view would be... hmm, exciting!
-Zeph
ohh Hand-Made you're awesome.
Read this in the original thread it was posted in. Amazing as always!
This was good I would like to read more mane six and human stories from you.
Totally different from what you normally post and I love it. I was half expecting a third person shift for the last line like,
Wouldn't that mean there were lots of stallions?
Ooooh another Hand-made hand-made! (see what I did there?) Time for more sweetie Be-
... AJ?!
That was unexpected...
I liked it
Absolutely frippin' hilarious
So! Much! Hickspeak!
~The lizardman meant no offense with the above exaggeration
I love it. It has a distinct Xenophilia feel. 'Course, reading anything in Applejack's accent is akin to bleaching my brain, but still. Kudos.
Haven't read this, not sure if I will but...
Is this an American Pie reference?
I don't think even Applejack herself uses an accent that thick.
thank god i'm from texas so reading in that style and accent wasn't so bad. either way great story and i liked it alot.
That was sure full of... umm.. countryisms? I will say you certainly have AJ's voice down if not at least an over the top version of her.
You sir are a true master of awesomesauce
Well well, a first person story? From Applejack, wit' awl da roight h'accents and such? Oy love h'accents! I don't remember you writing a first-person story Hand-Made, I'm rather impressed too.
Alright, so, thoughts. There's only one really big one that caught me and yet it's big given this is all first person: perspectives. Now, Hand-Made, you're unique in that stories are unabashedly anatomical in how equines work' within reason. That's good, it's unique, and here, it plays to that by exploring it from AJ's perspective. But it strikes a key middle of the road, letting her be a touch different in some factors which allows her to expand on what that is. It's clever.
The first thing that's presented very early on was an obvious one, why was this kind of relationship not common before? It introduces the whole procreation angle as being quintessential to Equestrian attraction or at least following through with physical dalliances (at the least). When it's so closely tied to estrus, it can make the protagonist (henceforth known as 'the farmboy') less attractive to other mares. But it acknowledges that and subverts it in a sets by really saying that AJ is both aware of it and she discounts it as a basis rather than actively discarding the concept. That it has a potential remedy in an elixir (That either Twilight or Zecora, one of which is hard to 'reach' and the other was initially terrifying to Ponyville) was fairly nice in that it didn't make AJ seem like some sort of 'buck the rules, this is my applecart!' kind of rebel. Reverting and revisiting that at the end makes it very clear that it still remains something important to society, and to her.
Instead, what we get is a clear and distinct separation of species/societies. We also have someone seen as 'divergent' but not exactly rebellious in AJ, and then the more nebulous figure of the farmboy comprising a reasonable and yet amusing character when it comes to the way he's spoken about. AJ's tone makes everything seem nebulous, that it was some guess, an ingrained idea rather than some lecture about such-and-such she learned or intrinsically knew. That theme is presented a few times, her chance on it was still built up through a great deal of anxiety about actually propositioning our farmboy. It's not sudden, it's gradual. AJ's consent remarks about suddenness of certain things, physical and not, paint her as a mare that is far more comfortable with gradual in change and adaptation.
Again, what makes a lot of this tale insightful (rather than just delightful or titillating) is that it is written from that perspective that isn't omniscient, it's all perspectives. With perspectives brings understanding, and understanding is the cornerstone for something lasting for me.
And now I digressify.
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There's a few things I just outright like. “tactile creature” AJ ain't no slump for word of the day sorts. I like it, country, not stupid. Just allusive.
… sometimes allusive. I was waiting for the 'shift' in phrase, from allusions and descriptors in the typical style of erotic poetry, in never actually saying genitals, to clop fic. That said, this was done in a way I was hoping for and am happy to see. It's blunt, it coarse, and it's enough to make me smirk more than I probably should.
It's common to see 'indescribable' bandied in a lot of descriptions, I love how this is literally the case while avoiding the phrase.
I'm a little surprised with the ending and I'm still quite satisfied with it. On one hand, I still don't know who the audience is and that's leading to all sorts of 'tavern style' drunken AJ stories flitting around my brain. Beyond that, I sincerely expected a final line of, “I know Applejack, I was there.” from the farmboy. But instead it's a sweet 'sappy' ending and I like those kind of endings. “just ta remind 'im who'll be buckin him fer the rest 'o his life.” Le sigh.
++Adeptus Grammaticus++
I'm unsure how I should take the southern accent. It can be interesting in that it breaks grammatical rules and seeing phrases like T' wasn't is a strange one for me reconciling but I greatly like the actual style. It's twangy, it's thick, I'm not sure if I chalk it up to being in an interesting setting not necessarily devoid of drink, company, and a flush muzzle. Thus, it shall pass, verily. That shall be all citizen. ~finds the big sticky seal and parchment of grand approval~
Thought for the Day: There can be no doubt a well made Hand-Made story is better than something run of the mill
Well done mate, many-many thanks! It was a terrific story that just so happened to have my favourite pony
Why do you sickos read pony porn? It's absolutely disgusting and you should all kill yourselves.
4248298 I do
4257520 Then you better move to Kentucky or something and have lots of sex with your sister.
4257663 I'm Australian, asshole
4257670 Probably why I said move. There'd be no need to move if you were already there. But I forgive you, what with you being British and all. :)
4257461 yeah maybe after i had alll zeee porn xD
4257684 You...don't have much tolerance for cultural diversity, do ya, mate?
4258247 You put the queen on your money. You're British.
4258257 Welsh, mate, Aussie-Welsh
4258261 's wha I said, innit?
4258262 I'm interested in where this is going.....
4259504 I think he stopped responding. :(
Haha, oh, what? I was waaay too distracted by the hilarity of AJ's accent to find this arousing.
4261495
This.
Every time someone writes a story where Applejack transcribes her accent, she has another horrible nightmare about the night her parents died.
Just one question. Where id the sun-damned comerdy teg on this an here story. It ifn be a crime.
4257461 Wait a god damn minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YOU DONT READ HORSE PORN!!!!!!!! YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT! BURN IN HELL YOU WORTHLESS MAGGOT! I WILL FUCKING EAT YOUR FUCKING EYES WITH A FUCKING FORK AND FUCKING PISS ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING BODY AND FUCKING PUKE ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING FAMILY YOU FUCKING CUNT SUCKING DOG FUCKING BASTARD!
Love- Orange Nebula xoxox
Reading this story puts a smile on my inner Redneck. :3
oh god the speech s atrosouse but so was the LOL'z
4249845 Yes, it does. A lack of them means that there are none (I know you know this, but bear with me
), but NO lack of them means that there was *not* a lack of them, so there were plenty. Also, it did kinda line up with the speech pattern.
Hope this helps!