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Damien Darkside


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Comments ( 74 )

Wow this was awesome like and fav

Oh god I almost forgot....FIRST!!!

God fucking Damnit. I knew I shouldn't have opened my book store today...

Pretty nicely done. You have a good, unique style.

This... was... awesome

Hmmm, turned out just right.
I think I made a great job, didn't I?
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Nah-hah-ah, you are merely a second, I read and proofread the story daaays before you did! :derpyderp2:

-Zeph

takes a hole new meaning to the phrase being paid under the table eh :rainbowwild:

What do you get when Dashie likes your books? You get paid under the table of course!

i thought this was going to be first person daringxdash but eh

going in my read laters

lol really? The appropriate payment for a book is public sex?

She can't even dish out the 19.95$ in bits?

Great job, usually I can't stand Human fics, it you pulled it off. Way to go! Thumbs up!:pinkiehappy:

Jesus christ, those 4chan names are both stupid and distracting when used in fics.

I want a sequel!

Well fuck it, so much for the book store

This chapter here is DIAMOND!:rainbowkiss:

Public is a cool fetish

Personally, I don't understand public sex. I mean I get that the rush of doing something nasty and risk getting caught is something that can turn on some, but I might just be too embarrassed to really get the point.

That said, this was fucking hysterical. I love Dash themed stories and this one is no different. I want to see Fluttershy do something like this (just to see what she would do if she was willing to) but probably unlikely to pull off realistically.

One nitpicking complaint I have is why the hell did no pony realize that Celestia and "myself" both say the same exact threat to Dash and was ignored the 2nd time. I realize that bringing something like this up is a little silly, but I felt some annoyance that a good "lampshade hang" wasn't used properly.

Good job on this!

Oh wow, I am way more interested in this story about him taking human stories and books, ponifying them, and selling as his own work, than I am about his sexual adventures with Rainbow Dash.

4891737 I wanna see another human appear and call him on his bs about ripping off from the originals

Awww fuck, this actually was popular? Welp, guess I gotta respond to everyone.

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Thank you! Don't worry about being first, it is better to be second in a lot of things.

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Then you wouldn't have got an awesome blowjob from bluefast.

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I actually really appreciate you saying that! I like to know I am at least somewhat unique with my collection of horse words.

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Thank... you...!

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You does do a goods job with words and things.

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(Seriously though, I am glad I made a few people/pones laugh,

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I am finding second person to be more fun to write with, I hope you still enjoy none-the-less!

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The tax is a bitch. Because of all the magical accidents from Twilight, they increased taxes to 18% to cover the free healthcare.

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The only human fics I read much of anymore is pastebins, or pastebins turned into prose. Look up "getmeouttahere" and his stories. they are fantastic if you want some good hooman/pone

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Sorry buddy, I only had plans for this oneshot. Hey, you can still look forward to next pony.

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Land purchasing is a bitch for humanoid ape creatures.

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This ain't Planet Minecraft. You can't give me no diamonds.

j/k, send me diamonds.

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Especially with a breeze.

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From having done it personally, it is the rush. That's okay if you don't understand it, I personally don't understand pegging. Then again I'm not into receiving.

Originally this was supposed to be Fluttershy's story, the file is still named "fluttersuck" on my computer. I just felt like Rainbow Dash would be a better fit for public play. I have another story called Absolutely Breathtaking that I had a hard time to decide what pony it would be. It was going to be Dashie, but it ended up with Rarity.

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Sometimes those side stories are the best.

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"New guy is just jealous that I get all the bitches."

what is public fetish?....

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Sticking yo' dick into pony holes public places.

People consider it a fetish. I figured why not? Plus you if like public stuff it helps to find it!

4892215 so are we talking sex shows? orgies? hidden? what?.....

“I don't see you saying no and I got one more hole for you to take.” She winks, again with both parts of her.

Eww, Dashie! Right after "I" just got done plowing your poop chute? At least let "me" wash "my" dick, first! dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/emoticons/sillyfilly_Sweetie_Belle.png

BTW, cool story, bro. Have a thumb.

4892266 Mostly having sex in public while trying not to.be discovered.

Its fics like this that are the reason my name is Shameless... cause I shamelessly enjoyed every buckin second of it. :rainbowwild:

This site needs more public. Actually, I wonder if there is..

4896409 What this site needs are fetish tagging when you have mature settings on.

"Is your story mature? Add tags:"

That way I can sort out fics that I wanna clop to.

4892652 Huh, good point. Then again if her goal is anal you should really expect her to be clean beforehand, especially with surprise sex.


4893579 AWESOME! Glad to know people fapped. Seriously. I'm happy you fapped. FAP MOAR

Your NSA buddy Rainbow Dash might

NSA? The National Security Agency?

That is my fetish. :moustache:

Now the only question is... How exactly did Celestia "wink"? With her eyes, or something else? :ajsmug:

Nice story, though. I'll be thumbing up and favoriting.

4900262 I thought it was obvious, I know too much about horse pussy.:raritywink:

Thanks Internet.

What does Dash have to do with the NSA?:rainbowhuh:

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...No Strings Attached?

I did comment on that in the story. Took up a paragraph :twilightsheepish:

4908492 4908829 I was confused by this as well. Otherwise it was a nice little fic. Have a like.

4932582 This is what I get for being Canadian :rainbowlaugh:

4932792 Don't worry. I'm sure they'll find a cure one day.

Someoe finally wrote my fetish

5025400 Funny enough, I get to writing whenever I get frustrated enough from not finding what I want to fap to.

Glad you liked it.

Oh god, please have another chapter where he rides Rainbow's pussy!

This is demanding of another chapter!

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There's no such thing as knowing too much about it.

Great story, great erotica, great author. Can't wait to read more from you.
edit: punctuation error :P

6015160 Eh blame my editor for that! :P

Feel free to check out my other stores Absolutely Breathtaking and Alchemist, though they have other fetishes so you gotta watch for that.

Thanks for enjoying my fic!

6015276 hehe, don't have to worry about 'other fetishes' bothering me, I'm down for pretty much anything.
Punctuation error was in my post, I don't post enough to know if there's a 'edited' tag on comments or anything :P

One of a precious few stealth sex stories on this site. We need more of this.

Also, don't think I haven't noticed the sequel hook with Sunbutt! Methinks the throne should have a hole at the bottom, just in case of a certain two visitors. Or Stanley will need a bigger stall.

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