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The Short-Lived Life of Woolter Mitty

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Upset that she lacks a pet of adequate fluffiness, Princess Luna summons a Woolly Mammoth.

Edited by James Fire!

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James Fire #1 · Nov 21st, 2017 · 3 · 1 ·

Why didn't you name the Mammoth 'Manny'?

Then Luna could have tried to find Sid.

Vertigo22 #2 · Nov 21st, 2017 · 1 · ·

8565092 Because the title joke was way too good to pass up.

Punk Rock Prom Queen

Punk Rock Prom Queen #3 · Nov 21st, 2017 · 1 · ·

I wonder if Lyle is going to show the sister's the way to candy mountain? Ye Gods I feel old now making that reference.

Vertigo22 #4 · Nov 21st, 2017 · · ·

8565142 Funny thing is: I got the idea because I thought of Walking With Dinosaurs. I had a friend of mine mention Charlie the Unicorn though (never cared for it personally)... though who knows, maybe she will. =)

Viper Pit #5 · Nov 21st, 2017 · 1 · ·

this was suprisingly funny

Stellar_

Stellar_ #6 · Nov 22nd, 2017 · 1 · ·

Ah yes, classic Vertigo story.I give it a Nein/10

Knight N Gale #7 · Nov 22nd, 2017 · 1 · ·

8565099
Lacks a pet of adequate fluffiness?

What about TIBLES!?!?!?!?!?

Vertigo22 #8 · Nov 22nd, 2017 · · ·

8565726 THE FLUFFINESS OF A MAMMOTH IS UNRIVALED!

Knight N Gale #9 · Nov 22nd, 2017 · 1 · ·

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You are wrong good sir, for there is but one being who CAN rival the fluffiness of a mammoth!

That being is none other than......

FLUFFLE PUFF!
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King of Madness

King of Madness #10 · Nov 28th, 2017 · 2 · ·

R.I.P Woolter Mitty - He was delicious.

Vertigo22 #11 · Nov 28th, 2017 · 1 · ·

8576327 He was. Many chefs would've rated him a solid 4.5/5

LEGION55

LEGION55 #12 · Jan 30th, 2018 · 1 · ·

8566423
.....DUH.

Viper Pit #13 · Apr 4th, 2018 · 1 · ·

now for a sequal that involves woolters brother gammoth

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