• Member Since 16th May, 2015
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Lise


If you happen to cry, I will be there. If you happen to smile, will you do the same for me?

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There are many ways for a pony to climb the corporate ladder. Minuette uses a rather unorthodox method with surprising results.

This story is meant to be a parody.

Special thanks to fourths for editing.

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Comments ( 59 )

7535423 Minuette Sleeps Her Way to the Mwap!

This was very funny xP

CEO Minuette for President! (STILL BETTER THAN TRUMP OR HILLARY!)

7535423 :D A small mwap for Swan, I giant Swan for pony kind :)

7535438 :)) Now that's a scary image... and if somehow makes sense :P

7535514 :D Thanks! Glad you enjoyed :)

7535760 :) She just became president of the Time Factory :P

7535992 :D Thanks :)))

7535423
:trixieshiftright:

pawm.

Edit: I wonder what this time-related company actually does.

Lol Minuette well done, you literally slept your way to the top.

7536740 :) It does just that! Like weather factories produce weather :)

7536759 :D Minuette is great. :)

She's the CEO now?
Of the Time Factory?
Welp, this must be why 2016 is broken, since she's still sleeping. Lol

This was great. :rainbowlaugh:

7536768 Well, she earned it:)

7535760 We do need a tiny magic horse up there.

7536789 She's a CEO?

Wow.

Now there needs to be a companion fic where Ditzy Doo gets sent to the top because she wlks.

7537449 :) The fic was a one time thing :)

7537589 :) ¿ Que quires me preguntar?

Welp, that happened. Nice little piece to read at work.

Haha, nice! Too bad that wouldn't work for me... I don't snore. :P

Yessssssssssssssss. I approve.

7537576
Pun detected! :rainbowlaugh:

Minuette Sleeps Her Way To The Top

Huh. In hindsight that might have been a better idea than kidnapping my old boss and threatening to burn her house down if I didn't get a raise. Damn, Lisa Eclaire - you're really smart! Can I follow you? On this site, I mean. XD

7535423

I much prefer Jazz myself, but this was nice too.

7535438 Minuette Mwaps Her Way to the Top!

I don't get it. What's this story about? What is it parodying?

7537830 It was a silly destress short :)

7537954 :) Well, if that's your only problem :P
Also Minuette is still single possibly due to that... :(

7544969 it's a parody of the "Sleep your way to the top" meme, thus the lack of certain tags :)

Have a solution. Fire her lazy sleeping ass. Idiots.
*reads story*
I'm the idiot. Knowing how most of our CEO acts, this was a smart move. They have someone who won't mess things up.

Neat.

TGM

This looks like a pretty neat st-

:rainbowhuh:

Wait a second... why does this seem familiar?

7546641 O:) Sorry, TGM.

7546391 :) Best Minuette

7545894 :) CEOs are dangerous creatures :)

7545456 Then like a gentleman noble of old, I kiss your hand and politely bow to you, Lady Lisa. (bows politely)

7545453 Well, I suppose the sleeping in an auto shop could have other problems as well. :P

:( That does seems like kind of a shallow reason to dump somebody somepony. Though, if you're going to spend the rest of your life with someone, might be good to be able to get some sleep....

That was an... Interesting read. Good Job!:twilightsmile:

While talking with one of my friends about the title, they had a hard time believing that it was rated E. And until I just read it, I did too.:twilightblush:

7549199 Who said anything about dumping? :) Then again, RD snores as well... And is head of the weather team.. hmmm!

7550277 :D thanks :)

7536761
So, if they would go on strike, they would literally run out of time?

7537830

Nice little piece to read at work.

Try sleeping at work. If you wake up you may be promoted (as long as you are as cute as a sleeping Minuette).

"What we need is a more practical and permanent solution, not—" She stopped abruptly. A smile appeared on her face, then widened menacingly. She turned and faced everypony, causing them to step back trembling. "Call your wife. I have an idea."

At first I thought I new what you was thinking about.
I was wrong. So wrong.
(I thought she was talking about using a ball gag.)
I really need to get my mind out of the gutter.


Nice story!

7550561 Fair enough. :) Lol, she is also single. Unless you count her ego. ;)

.....WHAT DID SHE GET PROMOTED TO?????

7649077 :) CEO :P

7649123 .....DAMN,SHE GOOD.

I reviewed this story as part of Read It Later #59; I actually read it all the way back in September, but then got a terrible case of procrastination and never posted anything about it.

My review can be found here.

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