It's rare that the Royal Family gets together for anything these days. So when Sapphire Shores come to Ponyville as Cadence and Shining Armor visit from the Chrystal Empire, it's a no brainer that for one night, all royalty are going to take the night off.
One problem though. The babysitter for Flurry Heart canceled.
Queen Chrysalis has been wanting revenge for everything for a while now, and has decided this was the night she was going to attack. However, instead of a fearce battle that would lead to either victory or defeat, she was given an interesting wager.
If she can watch Flurry Heart for one evening and not lose her mind, she would be given Equestria without a fight.
Sounds legit.
Rated Teen for some suggestive humor.
(I had lots of fun with this)
Don't you mean "suggestive humor?"
7789054 thanks for the catch.
This story is like a deliciously baked cake, fresh from the oven, with the crumbs littering the platter, the edges untrimmed, and no icing to speak of. Words cannot properly express my disappointment that this is not proofread.
7789095 sorry, I was half asleep when I finished it. I'll work on that.
Ohhhhh, now this will be an intriguing read!
Shipper on deck!
Tell me, how NSFW do Twi's fanfics get?
7789122 I'll leave that to your imagination
7789130 I thought that the "suggestive content" was the tenticals staging the drones back into the castle?
Also I LMAO
to this whole thing. Thanks for the good read.
7789367 nah, it's the bedroom jokes in the beginning. Thanks for reading.
7789370 Oh
Ehhhhhhh, too predictable to be funny to me. It'd have been much funnier if she actually did get to take over the kingdom. It would have been unexpected and silly to Chrysalis win.
The moment the baby talked I would have teleported to the princesses and tossed flurry heart at them. A baby that talks like a stallion is not a baby. I would have accused them of rigging the bet and called it off. Bets don't work unless they're fair.
7789507 This was my inspiration for that part.
That ending...
7789555
Ahh Cats & Dogs. A classic.
Well. That was a thing, then. Yes.
YES
I expected an Irish accent for Flurry but Russian is cool.
7790730 Flurry Heart: Oh arrr wee naw? Weel, hate ta burst'n yer bubble, miss maggot breath, but I'e be havin' ideas of me own!
(An hour latter, River Dance occurs.)
7790737 Can you imagine if Flurry Heart and Spike as an awesome duo?
7790763 I might just have to make a story about that.
"We are the Ponies in Black."
"I'm a dragon, Flurry."
"Ehh, close enough."
Lulz
One word- Hilarious!
Fierce.
Umm, but Chryssie won? The wager was as follows:
And, at the end, Flurry is fine, aka she cared for her well enough, the castle wasn't burned down and she's still sane. How is that a loss for her?
7804709 she started to lose it at the end. And also with how everything was going, and she was found frothing at the mouth, they just chalked it up as a win for the princesses.
7805239 So the wager was fixed, gotcha. Since they were really no signs of her going mad and the frothing was explicitly stated to be caused by how badly Flurry stunk. They just decided that they won because shut up, quoting YGOTAS.
Flurry Heart speaking like a Russian Don...? I do remember the Cat & Dog movie, the scene when the cute little Russian Blue kitten attacks the dog, with a voice of a... well, a Russian Don. It was hilarious for mostly a tacky movie.
Boy that would shock anyone hearing a baby with such a voice!
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8113264 Thanks for the catches. I appreciate it. Hope you enjoyed the story regardless.
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It was pretty decent. The ending was funny, and it was a good use of the Random Tag. All in all I'd give it 3 staches out of 5 and a cookie.
8113332 Thank you~
Hilarious
Tic tac toe doesn't make a great deal of sense as a mental exercise. It is a solved game so it is impossible to lose if you know what you are doing, only win or draw.
8415332
That's sorta the point. It adds into the stupidity factor.
8415969
Fair enough.
HHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAGAHAGAHSAGAGHAHAHAHASJASHEHDHFVDE RANDOM SPAM HERE!! THAT WAS HILARIOUS!! Oh, sorry. That was my overreacting side. Anyhow, this is a good story!
Nice friendship is witchcraft refrence!
wow twillight is shipping rarity and applejack now i need to run