The clock is ticking. After being united in Canterlot's crystal mines, Twilight and Cadance, the real Cadance, must combat the threat of whatever infiltrated the alicorn's wedding, or risk losing not only Twilight's brother, but her friends, too. The solution will be difficult and the path fraught with danger, but with the power of love on their side, they can do anything. It will require a lot of love, though. Specifically, a love of bullets.
Another big thanks to EverfreePony for their editing prowess.
Image is a screen capture of A Canterlot Wedding -- The Manly Edition -- by PeteFlavey.
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Love that cover art gif.
Hilarious.
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Link no worky
...huh.
"Finally the moment has arrived~
For me to be one lucky bri- why do I hear BFG Division?"
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It was what spawned the entire story (all 10k words of it, lol). I find it pretty incredible that no-one got an idea based on the image before me
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Thanks, glad you liked it!
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Now we just need some bubblegum to chew while kicking flank.
how to beat the chrysalis demon: shoot it til it dies.
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If it bleeds, we can kill it
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if it doesn't bleed, we can break it.
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No, no, you need a lack of bubblegum. ("They Live!" is pretty apropos for changelings, though)
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All I could think of is Saints Row when I read this.
Wack.
Pew.
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
Flurry, nice to name your foal after your favorite mini gun,
Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt Brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt
This is a very good one -shot. I loved the part about when Twillight ask two Cadances Where is my birthmark found on my body.
Thought Cadence would say that Scarface line.
Funny but it needed the other girls joining the fray at some point.
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And yes, but given that they didn't do a whole lot in the canonical finale, it's not like much changed. Cadance was still the one who technically solved the problem, like in the show. 
Thanks!
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It would gave just been fun to see what each girl toted. I totally see Applejack with a Semiauto shotgun and Rarity with a fully kitted out M-4.