“It’s terribly dangerous for an artist to fulfill other peoples’ expectations. They produce their worst work when they do that.” - David Bowie
This story is a sequel to Alcohol Addled Alicorns
Princess Cadance receives a summons to appear at a Canterlot police station regarding her multiple citations for drunk and disorderly behavior.
There's just one problem. Cadance hasn't been in Canterlot in months.
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A clever way of making her both.
I applaud you, good sir!
~Skeeter The Lurker
Great work as always
And then the Pink One showed up every weekend to party anyway.
Wow. Given that the stoichiometric ratio of ethanol is about 9:1 air-to-fuel, that belch was at least 10% ethanol by mass, likely more if it's a rich mixture. Alicorn stomachs are really something.
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She's more booze than pony now.
This and the last story were just delightful comedy. Chrysalis being a drinking buddy to the princesses was such an amusing concept.
I found this very pleasing.
that's either Flurry or Cadance really putting on her bedroom voice since she's drunk
Aphrodite: Ditzy shipper and devoted mother, simpering sop and devious warmonger, weakest and mightiest of all the gods.
Never mess with the pink one.
ipecac, and croton oil, OMG that's going to play both ends against the middle. I hope that the shack has basins, towels and lots and lots of TP.
Now this does put a smile on my face.
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"You don't need to "hold" your alcohol if you become alcohol!"
-definitely not Cadance, Junior year, Canterlot University.
Both those stories were just freaking awesome!
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I made the mistake of looking those up...yeesh.
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I have people I really don't like and I wouldn't give them that mix.
Hit all the right notes all through the story - I grinned all the way through.
So she had some pi to go along with that booze.
I'm not really a big fan of drinking but this was pretty funny and Cadence really showed the other princess and Queen Chrysalis that she can do this and I'm surprised how much she can hold but something tells me the are going to have a huge headache
Well that was a pretty interesting story pretty funny one keep up the good work
HAHAHA! this was GREAT! I would love to see more of this! Also why do i suddenly think Cadance has a thing for ageplay? LOL jk (a little lol)
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She's an ageless demigoddess, of course she has an age play kink
Hmm so... what does the concotion do? If you are STILL going to be devastated better to just be miserable naturally and not suffer through the addition of the disgusting thing...
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As sold in the movie (and as used here) it's basically going to purge the bulk of the alcohol from their system and make them nauseous at the thought of even trying to drink again for a while.
Just to be clear, this was going into my Favorites before the note at the end
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I'm glad you approve, heh.
Lol, getting drunk and getting revenge, nice story. But I am curious what Cadance would do if she ever met a creature that really could drink her under the table.
Looking forward to the sequel. I wonder if too much sobriety will backfire on Cadance? Oh, and I noticed in the last chapter that Chrysalis only promised to stop impersonating Cadance. Why do I get the feeling they will have to sit her down with a "do not impersonate" list and force her to agree individually to every name on that list...
Running amok? You mean like ensuring Celestia will be charged for littering?
Shining: "Well, I'll be going then. If you need me, I need to inspect the bomb shelter. Will take approximately as long as you are together in the same room. Bye!"
Bartender: "The best (and most profitable) night I had ever seen!"
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As concoctions designed to make you vomit are want to do.
This was great! It deserves its place in the feature box!
This is so much fun, we need more of this!
I want 1 000 000 Words more of exactly this!
Kowalski, Analysis!
Needs a sequel where Flurry Heart drinks too much juice.
I gotta say, you got your words down for when you write drama and for when you write comedy. This was hella fun, especially reading it back-to-back with the original.
The Shining Armor 'Lovebutt' portion was just too good, I giggled plenty here! Great job!
They say we're made of 70% Water. By the end of the story, I don't know how much of that would actually be alcohol for poor Cadence
CROTON OIL???
Damn. That's pure malice. Pure, unadulterated malice.
El Dorado is a favorite movie of mine. And when Mississippi brought up his hangover cure, I looked it up.
Hatred in a bottle.
That's croton oil...
Cozy Glow was probably raised on it.
WOOO!!!!! SPRING BREAK!!!
So Cadance can go for minutes without apparently needing to breathe. I can see why Shining might have never thought to ask how.
...I find myself morbidly curious about The Quesadilla Incident.
This needs a sequel, where Twilight goes on a crusade like Spike said here.
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I've kicked around a few drafts on both that story and an interquel, but neither of them have felt quite right. But you are correct that this does need a sequel sooner rather than later.