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When the alicorn princesses are taken by a sudden illness that prevents them from raising the sun or setting the moon, Raven and Spike discuss alternatives. Suddenly, Starlight teleports in and announces she has an idea.

This probably won't end well.


Idea by TCC56.

The shitposter's back.

Not to be taken seriously.

Chapters (1)
Comments ( 21 )

Brilliant. Fantastically hilarious; well done.

Sinner, you fool. You brilliant, bright spot of a fool. How dare you make me react like this every time you post a story. How dare.

Brilliant. Smh, but brilliant.

“OFF TO THE MOON YOU GO—”

Apprentice who's reckless as shit, send her to the moon

The base idea still has quite a bit of potential left in it, but you did a magnificent job with it. Thank you for a hilarious bit of nonsense.

“OFF TO THE MOON YOU GO—”

XD

11328320
Seems to be a recuring problem in the fandom. Author has cool idea. And then barely does much with it.

“OFF TO THE MOON YOU GO—”

this is amazing.

11328365
Your comments seem to be a recurring problem in the fandom. You have something mean to say but it's never anything of value.

Oh don't you princesses go blaming Starlight for this! You want a vacation, say so. But at least make a backup plan for the sun and moon.
Though, given the perfect backup plan, the medallion was broken too, it was like they were fine with the moon being up for a bit.

And so the moral of the story is...

...if you're a princess in Equestria, you can't take a day off. Ever.

Now, let’s see Tia and Lulu change a few celestial light bulbs… :pinkiecrazy:

Why did they not ask Discord?
And if they faked sickness out of laziness, then they have no right to complain when somebody does something to fucking save the world again.

11328365
Let's not pretend the show is any better about that. Of course, we do have to remember that it started with a fan of the original series who ended up with enough of a resume to take the show as a consolation prize for what she actually wanted to do.

Starlight Glimmer also has some nice freakouts when there's a problem that she doesn't know the way best to fix xD

"This could all have been avoided if they had just left a letter saying they would still lower the moon and rise the sun everyday..." said Raven to herself, probably.

On the bright side, Starlight became the first unicorn to go to the moon:rainbowlaugh:

That's what you get for trying to help, Star. No appreciation! That was fun.

“Fear not, ponies, for I have an idea!” Starlight announced as she teleported in, startling both Spike and Raven. “Follow me!”
Without saying another word, she teleported away, leaving two very confused creatures behind.
Starlight teleported in.
The three stared at each other.
Then Starlight lit her horn and teleported all of them without another word.

Sounds like she didn't think that through at first.

“You know, this feels weird, calling her Luna,” Spike said as he flipped through a book. “And I don’t want to say vice-principal every time. What should we call you?”
“Lulu will do,” Lulu said. “And Tia for my sister.”

Is it really like that?
Or are you just tired of typing the title and search for an excuse of not only omitting it but also shortening the actual name?

“Fold,” Twilight said as she stared at her cards. “Not risking this.”

At first I thought the whole situation was just an elaborate card game...


Good story!
I enjoyed reading it.

"The Shitposter's back."

Guess who's back.
Back Again.

“OFF TO THE MOON YOU GO—”

Don't worry, Starlight. Lulu can pull the Moon to be 60 centimetres away from the planet—and cause another tsunami in the process—you’ll be perfectly fine.

“Essentially, we grab the Celestia of their universe, right?” Starlight was beaming. “She should have the power necessary to raise the sun for us!”

modern problems require modern solutions.:pinkiehappy:

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