Vice Principal Luna gets a call from Principal Celestia to come to her office.
One problem, though... Celestia's drunk.
A writing practice from Rated Ponystar!
Coverart made for me by Aunt Celestia!
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What the heck!?
5113282 she be drunk
:rofl: That was just messed up.
5113291 lol thnx
5113346 Eh, whatevs.
Thnx, btw.
Lol Love the ending that is an awesome story! Adding to favourites.
5113425 Sweet! Thnx!
*laughs uncontrollably*
5113454 Yus
Just when Luna caught Cloud Kicker on banging, Celestia had to have one of these days...
5113492 I know, right?
Cloud Kicker is one lucky bitch!
Not that I don't get the joke, but IMO the rest of this fic is way funnier than its first paragraph.
Just sayin', there are subtler, wittier ways to do the whole "lol Cloud Kicker banging" thing, y'know? What's here is the equivalent of a mallet to the head. ^^;
I expected hissing.
"I am drunk or I wouldn't be talking to you" -Archer
5113511
Look, I wrote it as practice. All I had time for was mallet-banging, and I was to lazy to trim it up.
I'm glad you enjoyed the fic, though!
5113600
Celestia: *hissssss*
Luna: Celestia, no.
5113645
Yus.
5113511 BTW, I was too lazy because I wanted to be the first story posted after the upgrade.
You did it again... well, I needed to get the giggles out of me anyway.
5113790 Apparently I did.
Glad I could help you with giggle removal.
In my sleep-depriven haze, this is the funniest thing I've ever fucking read.
That was great. This for some reason reminded me of Nikolai from CoD.
5114058
No probs.
5114062
I have no idea who that character is, but I'll take that as a compliment.
5114064 He is a character that was experimented on (and is a main character in the Zombies) and developed a HUGE alcohol problem. His In game dialogue is like, 90% about vodka.
5114066 That sounds awesome.
Like, the awesomest.
5114067 he's bucking hilarious. I do so much rp on my phone it auto corrects to bucking *facehoof*
5114075 That is also amusing. I have 'princest' and 'aliporn' autocorrected on my phone.
For research purposes, of course.
5114067 you have also earned a favorite
5114084 Yiss.
5114079 Yea ok buddy. XD
They really need to add icon support for mobile :/
5114087 Yes they do.
ok that´s funny
, but i would never let Cloudkicker get away with that.
5114104 then you've never had to deal with Drunklestia.
I wonder what her angry liquor is? Hmmmmm
5114452 Probably rum.
Like a pirate.
5114124
Mmmmmmm.
I have problems with Luna's characterization. She's not acting responsibly or professionally at all. Celestia should also be fired.
Wasn't very funny, either.
5114556 That's fine. It was just a silly idea spawned by a writing prompt I was given.
No harm, no foul.
When I found this, I had no idea what to think...now I know what was in this...and knowing is half the battle.
Yeah...I'll stand in the corner now.
5114764 Somehow I find this reaction all too common with my recent fics.
5114777
I'm no expert...but maybe that's a trend worth looking into, yeah?
And since my reaction is typical, here's something completely different...
YOU ARE WELCOME!!
5114806 Yes!
Best show on my story!
I'm the 55th person to like this story and no one even disliked it yet!
5 Trollestias for the win
5115088 indeed.
Thanks for liking it!
Oh man they got lucky, normally people would want sexual favors in order to keep things like this quiet. Why cant i find this bloody magical mirror to their high school.
5115260 She's a teenager. I figured a revocation of detention along with free booze would get her to keep quiet.
5115269 Oh sorry i was in the real world for a second, well brazzars but no matter free booze for all!!!
5115308 Yes.
Free booze for all!
well... it was all right.
5115373 all right is good enough for me
Now we just need a followup in which Celestia drunk dials Principal Cadance at 3 in the morning.
Okay, that was funny as ALL hell!
Poor Celestia. She must now have her sad booze. 
5115463
That does sound intriguing...
5115465
I put that in because I couldn't figure out how to end it. So I decided to make Luna's struggle Sisyphean.
And all alcohol related problems are instantly solved with more alcohol.