Principal Celestia and Vice-Principal Luna receive a rather interesting petition from their students. Soon, Canterlot High undergoes some vital changes.
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I'm sorry, but the moral of this story cannot reach me in my safe space.
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It seems that Twilight has a lot to learn...
I'd expel her for that too
Safe Space... Those words haven't been used to death...
Trying to think of something to say, but... I've got nothing.
Woot woot! Yay!
I approve. I approve very much.
Headcanon ACCEPTED
7400483 POKEMON GO IS WHERE IT'S AT!
She send it the first time?
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Isn't that Fort Kickass, though?
Is it just me, or was there a big of SunLight in there?
7401478 Well they said things to each other at the very end, that's practically a guarantee of romance, right? I mean why would people talk otherwise.
Perhaps one of the most valuable lessons they can teach at CHS. Also, I quite like the tie/bow theory of restrained madness at Crystal Prep.
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Fun fact: Scientia potestas est is one of the few sayings I remember. Some others are Beati pacifici (blessed are those who make peace) and some things everyone knows, like cogito ergo sum or si vis pacem, para bellum.
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That was my first idea when I saw that term on tumblr. When I found the actual definition, I was like, "seriously? There must be more fitting names for that."
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I guess if Pokemon Go can't make her go out more, nothing can.
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Her first offense was turning into a demon. Though I guess she's overreacting a bit now.
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I guess it's mostly Sunset being overprotective. Interestingly, no one noticed a much less subtle TwiLuna bit. More about it below.
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Actually, after writing this one, I started planning TwiLuna in EqG setting. The biggest problem is that I want it to be dark romance and everything I can come up with is horribly cliche. Once I find some unusual way of approaching the topic, I may write it.
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It's hard to do something illegal when the bow makes it harder for the air to reach the lungs. Though when the bows go away, you can be sure angry schoolgirls are out to get you.
Or maybe they think twice before getting those uniforms dirty. They seem hard to wash.
7402811 'Et tu, Brute?'
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Descartes walks into a bar and the barman says "Hey mate, you want a beer?", to which Descartes replies "I think not" and promptly disappears.
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I'll think of it. Though I've noticed some kinda of role reversal between canon Equestria and EqG universe: in Equestria it was Luna who unleashed her evil side while in EqG it was Sunset and Sci-Twi. We don't know much about VPLuna though.
How come no Principal. Celestia ponymoji? Darn it!
What about all of our lovely retards, I mean students...
7402811 That would be an awesome fanfiction. Just have people go to Sci Twi and be like "So I need to get to antartica to catch Articuno. Can you help me trick the GPS?"
ANd yes. I know. Articuno ain't out yet.
I like this. I'm not sure what I expected going in, but it wasn't what I got, but it was still pretty good.
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She just keeps tricking GPS, until sad men in black suits come to her asking how she caught that Mewtwo in the middle of the most secret military base, right next to the frozen aliens.
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Thanks. No Sci-Twi in a box, sadly.
7405795 YOU JUST CAUGHT ARCEUS!
ALL HAIL THE MASTER OF GOD!
The more I read the more confused I get. Congrats on another head-banger Sami, you made me crack a smile.
For a moment I thought I was going to have to rant, but this is definitely an anti-safe space comedy and I love you for it
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Oh yeah. My general opinion on people who need safe spaces would probably cause them to run there if they heard it...
This is a line I will not be forgetting in a hurry.
Thanks for the story!
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You're welcome
At least they're being realistic.
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Oh yeah. It's definitely not safe, especially around the portal.
Alondro beams 4chan into all the college safe spaces! "Take that, ya bunch o' pussies!"
7623526 Is it just me or do all the safe-spacers seem very... punchable.
7400478 Alondro violates your safe space with his Deus Ex Self-Insert powers!
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Hmm, considering the amount of traffic this story gets as of late, I can't help but wonder where y'all heard about it. The referrals say nothing, so I'm guessing Skype/Discord/fimfic itself
8158540 I just caught a glimpse of it on the "popular stories" tab. As a writer of my own political parody, it took my interest immediately.
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Huh, so the traffic was enough to boost it there (though it's not that hard as of late: my newest story first appeared in the Popular Stories box at a 2:0 rating).
8158540 We must all do our part to beat up people who hide in safe spaces and steal their lunch money
Safe Spaces are the most retarded things to ever come into being.
Don't worry, Sci-Twi! You're still safe in a parallel world. You're essential to the plot there!
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She may only hope Equestria's Twilight doesn't decide to kill all her alternative selves to get more powerful.
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Nah, the Great Barrier known as a TV-Y rating will prevent that.
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Too bad. Sci-Twi probably has a contingency plan in case it ever happened.
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Fire the scientifically-enhanced Orbital Friendship Cannon! Now 20% more effective!
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My course at uni doesn't have them.
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Good for you
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Indeed.
sci twi
" Siri play that sad song "
also, what is FARMVILLE
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It was a thing on facebook about a thousand years ago when this fic was written. It was really easy to spam requests to all of your friends.
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okay still don't know what it is but that's the reason they invented google
I tried to do I joke if you can read this
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I actually looked at the fic's release date and I guessed there may be people who seriously don't know.