• Member Since 18th Mar, 2014
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MaskofLimbo


Just a dude who likes MLP and wishes to share my stories, focusing more in crossover

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So it's Christmas again
When break-ins isn't just what burglars do
Cause Santa Claus is in that business too
A Merry Payday Christmas to you!

It's Hearth's Warming Eve, and Fluttershy was enjoying this day in a little reunion with her friend, in Sugarcube Corner, while also enjoying some hot chocolate. But, unfortunately for her, a crime happens suddenly, when a gang of robbers start hit two armored truck. Without many options, she hides behind the counter, along with her friends and others, and tries calling the police to save them. Let's hope this phone call goes fine.

INFO: This is a PAYDAY 2 crossover, more exactly, with the "Charlie Santa Heist" trailer (one of the best game's trailer, may I say) with Fluttershy being the girl who call the cops. I have the idea for sometime, and I decide to writte it. Please, enjoy.

Chapters (3)
Comments ( 8 )

I don't mean to be callous, but you need to rework your grammar.

7333782 Yeah, I know :twilightblush:
I'm doing my best, since English isn't my first language. But hey, I'm getting better :pinkiesmile:

"On the 1st day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Chains started "This broke dick piece of shit drill"

"On the 2nd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Hoxton goes next "2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill.

"On the 3rd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Twitch was next "3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill"

"On the 4th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Wolf songs, standing on his chair "4 panicked robbers"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate"

"On the 5th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Dallas was next "5 bullets left"
"4 panicked robbers"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"I hate this broke dick piece of shit driiill"

"On the 6th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bile was next, imitating a Dozer "6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 panicked robbers"
"Come on, 3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"Fuck this broke dick piece of shit driiill"

"On the 7th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Ilija sings, imitating a Dozer "7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo bag"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"Fuck, 3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"

"On the 8th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Houston sings "8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tires shot"
"2 fucking years in jail"
"Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill!"

"On the 9th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Alex sings "9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"

"On the 10th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bain joins the fun, by the phone "10 seconds response time"
"9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"
"And a stupid broken piece of shit drill!"

On the 11th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Clover sings "11 doors to lockpick"
"10 seconds response time"
"9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"
"Screw the broke dick piece of shit DRILL!"

"On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Vlad joins the party by the phone, as well "12 bags of coke"
"11 doors to lockpick"
"10 seconds response time"
"All hostages gone"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 panic robbers"
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"

And then everyone sang together "AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!"

Best song 10/10

-IGN

7334791 My only critic to this songs is: why can't I give to it a 11/10?:moustache: Hehehe

7333782 Hey, I corrected some mistakes. If you want, can you tell me if it is good now?

Thing in the story > "FUCK OFF, YOU WANKERS!" Then, more gunshots. {Me: HAHAHAHAHAHA FUCK YES IT'S HOXTON}

9036544
Who doesn't love Hoxton and his marvelous "wankers"? Am I right?

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