I was planning to launch this bonus chapter on a day that was close last year's Christmas, but...ehh.
Also, I'm thinking in doing a sequel, that would be about the heist the gang made in this story, but, I'm not sure about it, yet.
Well, enjoy this chapter of this little Chirtmas story, even if it isn't Christmas...yet
On a local bar in Canterlot City, four friends were enjoying a drink, in a bar just to them. They were commemorating their last job. Singing, drinking and having a jolly old bloody time. But, of course, this wasn't just any job, because their aren't just a simple group of friends. They were the original members of the infamous Payday Gang. Hoxton, Dallas, Chains and Wolf.
"A meeerry payday christmas to you! hahahahaha" The robbers sang along with the music and laught.
"Seriously, THIS is how I love to celebrate bloody christmas, mates!" Hoxton, the gang's sharpshooter, said to his friends. He was behind the counter, getting another bottle of whiskey.
"Damn right, Hoxtinator" Wolf, the gang's technician, said smilling to his friend "And I gotta say, I am in love with this bar, man"
"Yeah, I didn't know you owned one, Jim. When did you get it?" Chains, the gang's enforcer, ask his pal.
"This is just a little something that me and Clover decide to have, in case Locke decides to fuck with us for real" Hoxton answered
"Well, it's always good to have a plan B for everything, man" Dallas, the leader of the Payday gang, said to his friend "Fill it up?" Hoxton fill his friend's glass.
"Hey, when is everybody going to show up?" Hoxton ask, his friends.
"They called me saying that they would be here soon. We just have to wait, man" Dallas answer him "What I want to know is if Techno already send the info about us to Bain"
"Don't worry, gang, you guys are safe" Bain answer him, talking through a telephone on the counter. Without Bain, none of their heist were possible.
"Bain!" Wolf said raising his cup, already a bit drunk "Come here and join us pal! Even you deserve a break"
"Well, as much as this sound enjoyable, I have to refuse. I still have a lot of work to do. You don't imagine" Bain answer him "But still, the job you guys did today was simply perfect. You guys handled the cops like pros"
"Why you say that? You were doubting us?" Hoxton said playfully, and get a small laugh from Bain.
"Of course not. I know you guys can handle any problem. Oh, also, Techno already send me the info about us, and I gotta say, they had enough to fuck with us completely. Thanks God you guys accepted this con... what that... oh, hello.... yeah, I speaking with them right now....okay, hold on. Gang, Techno is on live speak now"
"Hello again, Payday gang. Thank you so much for this Christmas gift, that in the end was for both of us" Now, it was Techno's voice coming from the phone, and he was very happy "We are searching the hard drive in this moment to find anymore useful information. I already send all the info about you guys, plus Crime.Net, to Bain, so don't worry. If we find some more, we send it right away. And then, when I'm done with it, the hard drive will be totally formatted and destroyed"
"Perfect" Dallas said in relief "Did you get any good info?"
"No. Not in the moment, unfortunately, but maybe soon, my friends. My workers are doing their best"
"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Techno" Wolf call his attention "I gotta say, one of the BEST Christmas heist I ever did"
"Yeah, minus the part where we had to give a quick escape through the sewer" Hoxton pointed out "Now, my favorite pants are smelling like turd"
"Well, that was the only escape route available on the moment" Techno said to him "And you guys should thanks my inside man, who hide the explosives on that sweet shoppe to open the hole were you guys escaped, or else you guy would be fucked"
At the mention of that sweet shoppe, Chains remember something"Oh yeah, Hoxton" He call the british man "What did you do with that cellphone that you picked from that girl with pink hair?"
"Well, I broke it" Hoxton answer it, kinda bad.
"Wow. In my culture, this is considered a dick move, bro" Wolf said.
"Hey, I was planning in leaving somewhere" Hoxton explain "But, remember that Cloaker that kicked me when I jumped the window?" Wolf nod "Well, the kick that bitch gave me made me drop the phone, breaking in it on the ground. So, technically, it's his fault"
"Well, maybe that was from the best" Bain said "We couldn't risk the police to track us from the phone or something"
"Eh, I guess" Hoxton said, filling up his cup "But, I already think in what to do about this" He said and start drinking "Also. Techno, on the warehouse, when we were giving you cover, while you were removing the hard drive from the truck, where did you get the explosive that blow up the entire warehouse?"
"The Butcher" Techno simply answer "After a job I did for her, my reward was something special"
"A bomb?!"
"Yup"
"Well, it did help by taking all the police's attention" Chains said.
"Anyway, I just wanted to thank you guys for the amazing job. Now, if you excuse me, I have some info to steal. Toodles" And with that, Techno was gone.
"Awesome! Another job done and another payday to us. Fan-fucking-tastic!" Dallas said to his partness.
"I just wanted to know where the others are to... "
"To what, old men?" Hoxton didn't finish his sentence, because a voice coming from the door interrumpt him. It was Clover, the gang's irish burglar. Along with her was: Houston, Dallas younger brother and the gang's ghost, Twitch, the gang's trustworthy escape driver, Alex, a trustworthy helicopter pilot, Bile, another helicopter pilot that Bain trust, and Ilija, a hired sniper that Bain trust.
"Why did you guys took so long?" Hoxton asked with a grin and his arms crossed.
"Blame Twitch" She answer, sitting on a chair and putting her feets on the table "He was the one that did the wrong turn"
"Hey, I already said sorry, ok?" Twitch said in defense, sitting on the same table with her.
Houston sit on a chair on the counter and check his phone "Hello, shit for brains" Hoxton call him by his "adorable" nickname, with a grin on his face and a cup and a soda bottle on his hands.
"Fuck you" Houston answer and pick the bottle of whiskey bottle on the counter, and Hoxton only giggle and put the soda somewhere.
"Der'mo, is finally good to be out of a vehicle" Ilija said, stretching himself and sitting on a chair, lighting up a cigarette.
"Spare one?" Bile ask and Ilija nods, giving him one cigarette and lighting up for him "Thanks" With that, Alex comes to their table with three cups and a whiskey bottle.
"Hey, where are the other?" Dallas ask Clover.
"Well" Clovers tries to remember what was everyones plans for the holliday "Wick is visiting his late wife, Dragan is helping the Butcher with a job, that weird guy, Jacket, is back on Miami to visit a old pal, Bonnie is drinking with some old mates, Sokol is in Russia with some friends, Jiro is looking for his son and Bohdi is doing some jobs"
"Wow, almost everyone had plans for the holiday" Chains said.
"Still, almost everyone is here" Wolf said "Hold up guys" Wolf picks up his cellphone and walked to a music box. He connected his phone in it and play a song that made almost everyone laught "Let's go, everyone!" With that said, all of them decided to sing along, for fun.
"On the 1st day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Chains started "This broke dick piece of shit drill"
"On the 2nd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Hoxton goes next "2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill.
"On the 3rd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Twitch was next "3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill"
"On the 4th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Wolf songs, standing on his chair "4 panicked robbers"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate"
"On the 5th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Dallas was next "5 bullets left"
"4 panicked robbers"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"I hate this broke dick piece of shit driiill"
"On the 6th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bile was next, imitating a Dozer "6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 panicked robbers"
"Come on, 3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"Fuck this broke dick piece of shit driiill"
"On the 7th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Ilija sings, imitating a Dozer "7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo bag"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"Fuck, 3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 8th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Houston sings "8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tires shot"
"2 fucking years in jail"
"Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 9th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Alex sings "9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tires shot"
"2 years in jail"
"And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 10th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bain joins the fun, by the phone "10 seconds response time"
"9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS"
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"
"And a stupid broken piece of shit drill!"
"On the 11th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Clover sings "11 doors to lockpick"
"10 seconds response time"
"9 hostages fleeing"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 PANICKED ROBBERS.
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"
"Screw the broke dick piece of shit DRILL!"
"On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Vlad joins the party by the phone, as well "12 bags of coke"
"11 doors to lockpick"
"10 seconds response time"
"All hostages gone"
"8 SWATs rapelling"
"7 tasers buzzing"
"6 dozers charging"
"5 bullets left"
"4 panic robbers"
"3 tire shots"
"2 years in jail"
And then everyone sang together "AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!"
"Merry Christmas, dear and aborable Wankers!!!" Hoxton scream to the world, and the members of the Payday gang return to their commemoration. Drinking, talking and having a great time. And Vlad also had a gif to the gang. A offers to a NEW Christmas Heist, involving Santa's workshop and his little elfs. But, this is another story.