It was supposed to be a peaceful Hearth's Warming Eve for Fluttershy and her friends. Too bad a criminal gang decide to do a heist in this same day, and right in front of her.
So it's Christmas again When break-ins isn't just what burglars do Cause Santa Claus is in that business too A Merry Payday Christmas to you!
It's Hearth's Warming Eve, and Fluttershy was enjoying this day in a little reunion with her friend, in Sugarcube Corner, while also enjoying some hot chocolate. But, unfortunately for her, a crime happens suddenly, when a gang of robbers start hit two armored truck. Without many options, she hides behind the counter, along with her friends and others, and tries calling the police to save them. Let's hope this phone call goes fine.
INFO: This is a PAYDAY 2 crossover, more exactly, with the "Charlie Santa Heist" trailer (one of the best game's trailer, may I say) with Fluttershy being the girl who call the cops. I have the idea for sometime, and I decide to writte it. Please, enjoy.
"Please, s-send help quick. T-t-their armed and dangeours and..."
"Miss, please, call down and tell me exactly what's happening"
"Okay, okay, sorry...M-my name is Fluttershy and m-me and my friends are in Sugarcube Corner, behind the counter, and outside two armor trucks from...Gen Sec are being rob by two, no, three per, no, four. Four persons are robbing them and they are fully armed and using some maAAAHHHH..."
"Miss, what happen?"
"They just" She take deep breaths "They just shoot someone! Please, send help!"
"Understood, police is on your way, but please stay on the line. Do not hang up, okay?
"Yes, okay"
"Also, can you record what's happening? This will help in judgement against them"
"Yes, yes. One moment......... Okay, I'm recording"
"Now, can you tell me what's happening?"
"They are...they are waiting for something. They put something in the back of the trucks, I think is something to open the backdoors, perhaps...wait, I'm hearing sirens"
"THIS IS THE POLICE. PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEADS AND GET DOWN ON THE GROUND OR WE'RE GOING TO USE POLICE BRUTALITY!"
"Oh, thank goddness, the police are here!"
"See Fluttershy" She turn to her friend, Sunset Shimmer, without noticing that she is recording her and the others, as well "I told you that everything is going to be fiAAAHHH..." They hear gunshots
"FUCK OFF, YOU WANKERS!" Then, more gunshots.
"Miss?"
...
"Miss, are you there?"
"....yeah, yeah, I'm here, oh God" She take more deep breaths "T-t-they start shooting the cops"
"Calm down. Are injured?"
"No"
"Someone else is injured?"
"I don't know. Maybe the police or the robber, I don't have sure"
"Can you see what their doing?"
"I...I can see the one with a...bear mask. He is close to one of the trucks, I think he is defending it, and..."
"HEY GUYS! 7 SECOND! GET HERE QUICK AND GET YOU LOOT!"
"Wait, he just scream something to the others. I think that in 7 seconds something will happen, I don't know what, maybe the back..."
"OOOOOEE! COME TO WOLF, YOU BEAUTIFULL CASSSHIIIIIIT! BUUULLDOOZEEEER!"
"Oh my... "
"YOU'RE UP AGAINST THE WALL AND I AM THE FUCKING WALL!"
"CHAINS, HEEELP!"
"Miss, stay with me! What's happening?"
"T-the backdoors of one of the truck just opened, and a big thing with a giant gun and using a mask, that kinda looks like a plate, with a skull in it came out."
"Calm down. Some of Gen Sec's armored trucks comes with one of them inside, for cases like this. Don't worry and please keep talking
"Ok, ok.... T-the one with the bear mask is running from him. He looks afraid of him"
"COME AT ME, BITCH"
"But-but another one with a weird clown mask and a...gun identical to the big guy's gun is fighting him, and he is shooting in his mask, and...I-I think he is winning, because because the plate just... wait, what is this sound."
"No, wait, another cop, one using a dark suit and...night vision goggles, I think, just kick him, and now he is beating him with a stick. By the looks of it they got him. Thank goddness..."
"SURPRISE MOTHER FUCKER" A very loud gun shot was heard.
"AAHH!" Fluttershy scream in surprise.
"PAIN IS MENTAL. NOW, GET UP, MAN!"
... "Miss, are you hurt? What happenned?"
...
"Miss?!"
"... I'm here! I'm here!."
"What's happened? You got hurt?
"No, it's just that...one of the robbers, the one with a United States mask just...k-k-kill both cops with... sniper rifle!"
"Please, stay calm and take a deep breath"
"Okay, okay" Fluttershy calm herself down "I-I feel a bit better, now..."
"OKAY, TRUCKS CLEAR AND SNIPERS TAKEN CARE OFF! ALEX, BILE, GET HERE, NOW!"
"W-wait, he just called for someone"
"So, there's more people involved?"
"I think...wait, I'm hearing...helicopters"
"Police reinforcement?"
"Maybe, but I can't see from here, but they are close by. Wait, I can see...something dropping at the top of the trucks"
"What is it?"
"I don't know, but it's attached at the top of them and it's taking them off the ground, and..."
"DELIVER TO TECHNO WITH LOVE, GUYS!"
"Wait, the helicopters are taking the trucks away!"
"What?!"
"THAT'S OUR CUE, GANG! LET'S GET THE EXPLOSIVES AND GET THE FUCK OUTTA HERE!"
"Now their...oh God, their coming here! Oh no, no, no, no! I don't wanna die! I don't wanna die! I don't... !"
"Please, stay calm. Everything is going to..."
"OUT OF THE FUCKING WAY!" The robber with a bear mask shove her out of his way and pick a bag hidded somewhere in the counter "I GOT THE EXPLOSIVES! LET'S GO!" He scream to the others and jump throw a window, and the others follow him.
"Miss? Miss, are you okay?
"... Yeah, I-I am. I think they are finally... going... away... " She stop when she see the fourth robber, that was using a Santa's mask and had a rifle in hands, looking at her. He notice she recording him and approaches her, and Fluttershy steps back until hit the wall "Oh God" The robber then stops in front of her.
"Miss, what happenning?!"
He then, aims his weapon at her, and she can't help but just stare scared.
"GET AWAY FROM HER, YOU BASTARD!"
"RAINBOW DASH, NO!"
"Miss, what's happening?"
But then he rests his weapon in his shoulder and stares at the camera, doing a Rock n' Roll sign with his other hand.
"Are you still there? Miss?"
He then flips her off and walks away, following his companions... but, not before taking her cell phone with him.
It has passed two days since four mens, who were identified by the midia being the infamous "Payday Gang", made a hit on Canterlot City. Fluttershy and her friends were in Pinkie's house, having a sleepover to try and forget about what happen two days ago. Rainbow Dash was playing a fighting game with Pinkie, who was very good in the game and was giving a hard time to Rainbow, and Applejack was watching, just waiting her turn. Rarity was conversing with Fluttershy, because since she had a gun pointed to her in that day, she wanted to confort her and make her forget about what's happened. Twilight was in her laptop, probable doing something smart (I can't tell what is it, because I'm dumb, but is something intelligent, ok?). Now Sunset Shimmer's is a different case. She, different from her friends, instead of forgetting it, wished to understand what the Payday gang plan was, exactly, but it didn't make much sense.
"What was their planning with it?"
"Now now, dear. Don't fill your mind with this thoughts" Rarity said looking at her "The idea of having this sleepover is to forget about that...event"
Sighning, Sunset explain herself "Sorry, it's just...It doesn't make sense!" She said "Why would they steal two armored trucks and bring them to a warehouse that they just... exploded?!"
"Well, they said this guys are professionals" Twilight said, looking away from her laptop "Maybe there's was special reason"
"Well, this guys have a gateway driver, that's for sure. So, why they didn't get the cash and escaped with him" Rainbow said while still trying to concentrate in the game.
"Maybe he was in vacation?" Pinkie suggested "Maybe they saw that he deserved, after all the other jobs he...YES, GOT YOU!"
"WHAT? Ahh, come on! I escaped that!" Rainbow said irritated.
"Calm down, Dashie, there's still the second round" Applejack said to her friend "But, you know, one thing I don't get is why they needed explosives. The doors we're already opened, so why would they needed?"
"Who knows. Their heists are always perfect. I mean, we are speaking about the same guys who robbed the First World Bank, The Benevolent Bank. Heck, they even broke out one of them from prison!" Rainbow said, almost like she was praising them.
"Yeah, but those plans made sense" Sunset said to her "But, this one still confuses me" She return to her own thoughts.
"Well, maybe we never understand because we are not them" Fluttershy finally speaks and everyone stopped to hear her, even Rainbow Dash pause the game so that she and Pinkie could "I mean, they are professional criminals, maybe their plan is more complex then what just happen that day, I think"
Smilling, Rairity say "You're absolutely correct, darling" The others agreed with her.
"Yeah, there's no way we can understand this now" Rainbow said.
"Uhum" Pinkie agreed, while studing some combos.
"Couldn't say better, Sugarcube" Applejack said.
"Definitely" Twilight said.
"Yeah, I guess is useless to find sense in this plan, since we don't have the full picture about it" Sunset said, and goes sit next to Rainbow Dash and Pinkie "Can I fight with Applejack on the next?"
"Sure, just let me and...Pinkie!" Rainbow called her friend attention, who look to her with a innocent smile "That cheating!"
"What? Study my character's attack is cheating, now?" Pinkie said playfully.
"It is when we both are'nt doing it!" Rainbow said, and both start a discussion, bringing laughter from the others.
Still Sunset thought I Still wanted to now what they we're planning... oh well
I was planning to launch this bonus chapter on a day that was close last year's Christmas, but...ehh. Also, I'm thinking in doing a sequel, that would be about the heist the gang made in this story, but, I'm not sure about it, yet. Well, enjoy this chapter of this little Chirtmas story, even if it isn't Christmas...yet
On a local bar in Canterlot City, four friends were enjoying a drink, in a bar just to them. They were commemorating their last job. Singing, drinking and having a jolly old bloody time. But, of course, this wasn't just any job, because their aren't just a simple group of friends. They were the original members of the infamous Payday Gang. Hoxton, Dallas, Chains and Wolf.
"A meeerry payday christmas to you! hahahahaha" The robbers sang along with the music and laught.
"Seriously, THIS is how I love to celebrate bloody christmas, mates!" Hoxton, the gang's sharpshooter, said to his friends. He was behind the counter, getting another bottle of whiskey.
"Damn right, Hoxtinator" Wolf, the gang's technician, said smilling to his friend "And I gotta say, I am in love with this bar, man"
"Yeah, I didn't know you owned one, Jim. When did you get it?" Chains, the gang's enforcer, ask his pal.
"This is just a little something that me and Clover decide to have, in case Locke decides to fuck with us for real" Hoxton answered
"Well, it's always good to have a plan B for everything, man" Dallas, the leader of the Payday gang, said to his friend "Fill it up?" Hoxton fill his friend's glass.
"Hey, when is everybody going to show up?" Hoxton ask, his friends.
"They called me saying that they would be here soon. We just have to wait, man" Dallas answer him "What I want to know is if Techno already send the info about us to Bain"
"Don't worry, gang, you guys are safe" Bain answer him, talking through a telephone on the counter. Without Bain, none of their heist were possible.
"Bain!" Wolf said raising his cup, already a bit drunk "Come here and join us pal! Even you deserve a break"
"Well, as much as this sound enjoyable, I have to refuse. I still have a lot of work to do. You don't imagine" Bain answer him "But still, the job you guys did today was simply perfect. You guys handled the cops like pros"
"Why you say that? You were doubting us?" Hoxton said playfully, and get a small laugh from Bain.
"Of course not. I know you guys can handle any problem. Oh, also, Techno already send me the info about us, and I gotta say, they had enough to fuck with us completely. Thanks God you guys accepted this con... what that... oh, hello.... yeah, I speaking with them right now....okay, hold on. Gang, Techno is on live speak now"
"Hello again, Payday gang. Thank you so much for this Christmas gift, that in the end was for both of us" Now, it was Techno's voice coming from the phone, and he was very happy "We are searching the hard drive in this moment to find anymore useful information. I already send all the info about you guys, plus Crime.Net, to Bain, so don't worry. If we find some more, we send it right away. And then, when I'm done with it, the hard drive will be totally formatted and destroyed"
"Perfect" Dallas said in relief "Did you get any good info?"
"No. Not in the moment, unfortunately, but maybe soon, my friends. My workers are doing their best"
"Hey, hey, hey, Mr. Techno" Wolf call his attention "I gotta say, one of the BEST Christmas heist I ever did"
"Yeah, minus the part where we had to give a quick escape through the sewer" Hoxton pointed out "Now, my favorite pants are smelling like turd"
"Well, that was the only escape route available on the moment" Techno said to him "And you guys should thanks my inside man, who hide the explosives on that sweet shoppe to open the hole were you guys escaped, or else you guy would be fucked"
At the mention of that sweet shoppe, Chains remember something"Oh yeah, Hoxton" He call the british man "What did you do with that cellphone that you picked from that girl with pink hair?"
"Well, I broke it" Hoxton answer it, kinda bad.
"Wow. In my culture, this is considered a dick move, bro" Wolf said.
"Hey, I was planning in leaving somewhere" Hoxton explain "But, remember that Cloaker that kicked me when I jumped the window?" Wolf nod "Well, the kick that bitch gave me made me drop the phone, breaking in it on the ground. So, technically, it's his fault"
"Well, maybe that was from the best" Bain said "We couldn't risk the police to track us from the phone or something"
"Eh, I guess" Hoxton said, filling up his cup "But, I already think in what to do about this" He said and start drinking "Also. Techno, on the warehouse, when we were giving you cover, while you were removing the hard drive from the truck, where did you get the explosive that blow up the entire warehouse?"
"The Butcher" Techno simply answer "After a job I did for her, my reward was something special"
"A bomb?!"
"Yup"
"Well, it did help by taking all the police's attention" Chains said.
"Anyway, I just wanted to thank you guys for the amazing job. Now, if you excuse me, I have some info to steal. Toodles" And with that, Techno was gone.
"Awesome! Another job done and another payday to us. Fan-fucking-tastic!" Dallas said to his partness.
"I just wanted to know where the others are to... "
"To what, old men?" Hoxton didn't finish his sentence, because a voice coming from the door interrumpt him. It was Clover, the gang's irish burglar. Along with her was: Houston, Dallas younger brother and the gang's ghost, Twitch, the gang's trustworthy escape driver, Alex, a trustworthy helicopter pilot, Bile, another helicopter pilot that Bain trust, and Ilija, a hired sniper that Bain trust.
"Why did you guys took so long?" Hoxton asked with a grin and his arms crossed.
"Blame Twitch" She answer, sitting on a chair and putting her feets on the table "He was the one that did the wrong turn"
"Hey, I already said sorry, ok?" Twitch said in defense, sitting on the same table with her.
Houston sit on a chair on the counter and check his phone "Hello, shit for brains" Hoxton call him by his "adorable" nickname, with a grin on his face and a cup and a soda bottle on his hands.
"Fuck you" Houston answer and pick the bottle of whiskey bottle on the counter, and Hoxton only giggle and put the soda somewhere.
"Der'mo, is finally good to be out of a vehicle" Ilija said, stretching himself and sitting on a chair, lighting up a cigarette.
"Spare one?" Bile ask and Ilija nods, giving him one cigarette and lighting up for him "Thanks" With that, Alex comes to their table with three cups and a whiskey bottle.
"Hey, where are the other?" Dallas ask Clover.
"Well" Clovers tries to remember what was everyones plans for the holliday "Wick is visiting his late wife, Dragan is helping the Butcher with a job, that weird guy, Jacket, is back on Miami to visit a old pal, Bonnie is drinking with some old mates, Sokol is in Russia with some friends, Jiro is looking for his son and Bohdi is doing some jobs"
"Wow, almost everyone had plans for the holiday" Chains said.
"Still, almost everyone is here" Wolf said "Hold up guys" Wolf picks up his cellphone and walked to a music box. He connected his phone in it and play a song that made almost everyone laught "Let's go, everyone!" With that said, all of them decided to sing along, for fun.
"On the 1st day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Chains started "This broke dick piece of shit drill"
"On the 2nd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Hoxton goes next "2 years in jail" "And a broke dick piece of shit drill.
"On the 3rd day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Twitch was next "3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "And a broke dick piece of shit drill"
"On the 4th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Wolf songs, standing on his chair "4 panicked robbers" "3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "And a broke dick piece of shit drill. Which I hate"
"On the 5th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Dallas was next "5 bullets left" "4 panicked robbers" "3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "I hate this broke dick piece of shit driiill"
"On the 6th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bile was next, imitating a Dozer "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left" "4 panicked robbers" "Come on, 3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "Fuck this broke dick piece of shit driiill"
"On the 7th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Ilija sings, imitating a Dozer "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left. Ammo bag" "4 PANICKED ROBBERS" "Fuck, 3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 8th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Houston sings "8 SWATs rapelling" "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left. Ammo, ammo!" "4 PANICKED ROBBERS" "3 tires shot" "2 fucking years in jail" "Fuck this broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 9th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Alex sings "9 hostages fleeing" "8 SWATs rapelling" "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left. Ammo bag, ammo bag!" "4 PANICKED ROBBERS" "3 tires shot" "2 years in jail" "And a broke dick piece of shit drill!"
"On the 10th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Bain joins the fun, by the phone "10 seconds response time" "9 hostages fleeing" "8 SWATs rapelling" "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left" "4 PANICKED ROBBERS" "3 tire shots" "2 years in jail" "And a stupid broken piece of shit drill!"
"On the 11th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Clover sings "11 doors to lockpick" "10 seconds response time" "9 hostages fleeing" "8 SWATs rapelling" "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left" "4 PANICKED ROBBERS. "3 tire shots" "2 years in jail" "Screw the broke dick piece of shit DRILL!"
"On the 12th day of Christmas, Santa gave to me" Vlad joins the party by the phone, as well "12 bags of coke" "11 doors to lockpick" "10 seconds response time" "All hostages gone" "8 SWATs rapelling" "7 tasers buzzing" "6 dozers charging" "5 bullets left" "4 panic robbers" "3 tire shots" "2 years in jail"
And then everyone sang together "AND A BROKE DICK PIECE OF SHIT DRILL!"
"Merry Christmas, dear and aborable Wankers!!!" Hoxton scream to the world, and the members of the Payday gang return to their commemoration. Drinking, talking and having a great time. And Vlad also had a gif to the gang. A offers to a NEW Christmas Heist, involving Santa's workshop and his little elfs. But, this is another story.
