Banned by request. See y'all around.
Fluttershy has a philosophical - definitely philosophical - question for her best friend, Twilight Sparkle. She's certainly not testing any waters. None at all.
When you throw me, "Would It Matter...?", and "X Masturbates" in a blender, the result is... cute, apparently?
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*groans* *grumbles something incomprehensible* Is someone doing bestiality here? And when Twilight asks "Who is the lucky stallion" why do I get the idea that this question comes from nowhere? Am I just not reading this well? Anyway I am generally confused at what is going on. Plus why do I not understand what the question means in the end? Is she like going on a date or something? *shrug*
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Not bad. Similar problems to what I nagged a mutual friend of ours about on the one occasion I edited for her, but simple, cute. Good work.
6738598 Now why did I think this was related to bestiality? *shrug* Oh well!
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The implication being that she was fantasizing about Twilight specifically while she was, y'know.
6738807 She was what?
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Procrastinating?
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Tending her garden. Rubbing one out. Saying 'Hello' to the little man in the canoe.
Masturbating. She was masturbating. While thinking about somepony.
I just realised something. Fluttershy didn't say "I didn't know you were gay", but rather "I wasn't sure". Apparently, Twilight's closet was so transparent that even Fluttershy suspected that
6738888 Like I am right now? Kek... :*
6738889 I see.
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And like I was doing when I wrote the story.
This is just getting boring now. Love the premise, but the Would It Matter If X is having the same effect on me as a meme does: it's funny at first, then annoying, then tiring. I've hit that point now. I'm still succumbing to my love of Twishy and upvoting this, though.
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Would it matter if I'd named the story something else?... sorry. I'm horrible.
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That got me. Well done
6739148 You know something I don't like you. But for now I do. Stay frosty.
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Huzzah!
Huh. Who'd have expected that bad meme + worse meme = amusing story?
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Isn't that the whole premise of through the eyes of another pony?
Well, that's a novel way to ask for a date. Fluttershy gets an A for originality, at the very least.
This needs a follow up. 'S awesome!
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I favorited this, then I unfavorited it so I could favorite it again.
All of my yes.
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Double negatives. You're actually multiplying memes.
6738788 Probably because of the line, "Her leading hypothesis was—had been—that the pegasus was more interested in all the animals she cared for than other ponies."
6741061 Twas creepy
The bisexual flag based on Twi's colors
Well, that's certainly a way to ask someone out. Fun little read!
I laughed, but man is this bizzare after that spree of "would it matter if ..... fics"
I liked that bit, though. She kind of does have those colors, doesn't she.
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I'm taking that as a compliment. Thanksya!
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It is when I say it.
Fluttershy: i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/409/995/e1a.png
Twilight: pre11.deviantart.net/7732/th/pre/i/2015/096/c/9/twilight_is_shut_up_by_dasprid-d8onbcl.png
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Me:
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Now kiss!
Wait...
Before I even start reading this I can't help but think from the story and chapter titles of "Would It Matter If I Was?" by GaPJaxie and am wondering if this story is based off that.
Edit:
Guess that answers my question. heh
And please do a sequel to this. I wanna see those two go all lovery dovey.
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... you get this story, yes.
6743414 Don't know if ya saw my edit or not, so gonna ask if you plan to continue this. I would really love a sequel.
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I didn't see the edit. I'll take this as a compliment. Thank you.
Well, that was cute. And I quite like the idea of pony sexuality affecting pheromone receptivity. It makes sense in a species far more olfactorily oriented than humans. The last question was a little forced in order to fit the "would it matter" structure, but other than that, I quite enjoyed this. Thank you for it.
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I don't think pheromones work that way. As in, pheromones aren't particularly put out in, uh, that spot even in humans. Let's just say that smelling what's going on there wouldn't have been hard even for me, though, depending on just how well Rarity did her "washing up." Speaking from experience.
Fluttershy X Twilight!
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Ayep.
6739155 Would it matter if you weren't horrible?
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Does it matter that I am?
I love this story so much!
I also like how your profile looks like mine, but I'm a Flutterbat fan
Well this was cute. As for people complaining it's "yet another would it matter if story", this was my first and it wasn't bad at all.
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Why thank you!
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Wouldn't that make you Rainbow Dash? I mean, 6742815 already told us who Fluttershy and Twilight were... Wait a minute! You ship yourself with Twilight?
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Uummmm...
Sure, why not?
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Twilight: i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/578/894/397.gif
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Is this story really rather meta? Would it matter if it was? What if I told you I enjoyed this story quite a lot?
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What if that would please me?