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After a disastrous tax cut puts a dent in the royal coffers, Celestia and Luna are stuck cleaning their own libraries. Boredom quickly sets in, and soon the princesses are searching for amusement in a room full of ancient and powerful knowledge.

On a different note, have you ever wondered how the first pony was made?

Written for Equestria Daily's Writer's Training Grounds.

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Ooops. Well, that's what happens when you irresponsibly create life.

Headcanon accepted. :twilightsmile:

“What do you keep here anyways?” Luna asked, summoning a large volume at random from one of the shelves. “Your Hooves And You: Advanced Sock Enchantments and…”

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6437548 Funny thing. The first draft of this story had them turning their pets temporarily into ponies. But I couldn't get past the fact that Tibbles is a guy, and I'm pretty sure finishing that story would have irreparably shattered my delicate grip on reality forever.

Heh too funny for my eyes

Do you want OC's? :fluttershbad:

THIS is how you get OC's! :flutterrage:

- sorry had an Archer moment.

6439354 Yes, I want OC's.

I want all the OC's.

Tiberius. Luna's opossum is named Tiberius. Tibbles is his nickname.

This pleases me, both because it has Tibbles and because the royal sisters just became mommies. Kinda.

I was entertained. Good on you sir or madam.

6442446 But... but that would require clarification later on when I want to shorten it to "Tibbles". And Tibbles sounds cuter. :fluttercry:

Selena and Majesty...

I'll stick to Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles, but other than that, this origin story is now headcanon.

Oh lord this was funny. :rainbowlaugh:

6447388 i was calling them Raven song, and Sun spot , did the fandom pick names for them yet?

6450348 Honestly, I have no idea. All I know is I've seen two fics on the front page that called them Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles.

This story was just... I don't even know what to call it.

Excellent job, sir. :pinkiehappy:

Luna, "Celly, did you ever break out that old cloning mirror to create a filly version of yourself to be the new Element of Magic?"

*hides picture of Sunset Shimmer* "Of course not."

6438631

Xkcd?

Ah yes, wonderful.

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The nice thing about headcannnons is that it's really easy to get other people to believe in them.

If you write a tale of the adventure(s) of Majesty and Selena, I will read it eagerly.

6437979 Pft, reality is sooo overrated.

6516510 I dunno...

Reality is where all the new episodes are.

6517428 Now you've caused me to suspend my suspension of belief. My entire life has... not been a lie? :rainbowhuh:

Oh, you should add this to the Sunshine Smiles group, too.

6519906 I actually didn't add this to most of those groups. I put it in TWG and Comedy, and it snowballed from there.

you got 10000000000000000000000000001 Ways To Get Rid of Inconvenient Ministers And Justify Your Actions To Future Generations.

That explains SO much...

6527992 It's read ten octillion and one, for the record...

I think...

Somebody count those zeroes for me. Now I really need to know.

6529142
10, 000,000, 000,000, 000,000, 000,000,001
Eeeup. Ten octillion and one. Unless you use -iards. In that case it is 'ten quadriliards(?) and one', if I am doing the thing right.

6519906 How the fuck do you add a story to a group? Whenever I try, it only let's me add stories I've written. :applejackunsure:

6688938 I think only admin can add random stories to their group. Otherwise you can only submit your own.

6689153 Really? Even in my own groups it won't let me.

6689238 Hmmmm......

I got nothin'.

At least Moonlight Raven and Sunshine Smiles...I mean Selena and Majesty had a good time in Canterlot on their first day based on the events of S05 E14. No need to worry, Celestia and Luna. You should be glad that the clones do not evaporate in sunlight like they did in this hilarious story I read a while ago about Sweetie Belle making clones of herself in an attempt to take over Canterlot.

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