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It's the perfect day: the sun is shining, the flowers are blooming, Twilight is in Canterlot, and a strange pony has come to Ponyville to narrate Spike's every move.

Wait, what?

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I can't help but imagine the narrators voice is the one from Bastion :rainbowlaugh:

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For me, it was James Earl Jones the whole time.

5628966 who? care to give a link to an example?

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Heh. I almost feel bad for "Narrator" pony. Got afew chuckles here and there. (Don't know why "Chubby Wingless Bird" was the funniest to me)

Entertaining read definately.

5628993 An amazing voice, but I still prefer the narrator from Bastion. :yay:

One of the best 'narrator' type stories I've read on here.
Good job! :pinkiehappy:

5629338 "Narrator type?"

You mean there's a whole genera of this stuff?

And here I thought I was being original.

Oh well, Almost featured!

5629630 Ah, well I only read a few, and believe me yours is the best. I'd say in second place was http://www.fimfiction.net/story/242327/an-unexpected-love-story. (romantic comedy).

5629630 Nothing new under the sun, it seems. I should know--I'm trying to make my first story unique in a related fashion, but you go too far and it just ends up being too convoluted for anyone to care!

Quite often it's either your personal style or the combination of nicely-meshing elements that makes all the difference.

Also, don't miss out on this...more-than-tolerable movie: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0420223/ (Sorry, I'm not a Ferrell fan)

An overall good job.

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Everyone knows James Earl Jones. If nothing else then at least for being Darth Vader in the first three Star Wars movies. As well as Mufasa in the Lion King.

As for the narrator from Bastion, I'm pretty sure that's Ron Perlman. Never heard anyone who sounds like Ron Perlman except Ron Perlman.

Well this was different :pinkiehappy:
:raritystarry: Spikey this crazy mare saidI'm with your child Of all the crazy things !:twilightoops:

Reading this, all I could think of is:

He is a dragon of action. He is a dragon of honor. He is a dragon of duty. Dr. Spike is everyone's action hero. He is a REAL doctor. Not only is he a real doctor, he's a dashing special agent with a PH.D. in KICKING YOUR ASS! He is a true Equestrian Legend from Equestria. When the World needs saving, Dr. Spike DELIVERS! It's a tough job, but Dr. Spike bites the bullet and he does it! After his job is finished, he's off to eat Hickory-Smoked Pony Buttholes...from a cup! Dr. Spike doesn't take your shit! One step over that line, and he'll FUCK YOU UP! Nobody fucks you up like Dr. Spike! NOBODY. Listen to how much you love Dr. Spike. Everyone loves Dr. Spike! Mares are crazy for Dr. Spike, but he sets them straight with a good, hot dicking! Dr. Spike's giving away the hot dickings. In fact, Dr. Spike will be down at your local record store this Tuesday from four til' nine just giving out hot dickings! Just passing 'em out! HOT! DICKINGS! Come and get 'em! Equestrian Dickings! Patriotic Cowboy Hat! This summer, fill up some time with Equestria's #1 Commodity! He's different! He's entertaining! He's for sale! Be distracted! Here comes the action! Here comes the honor! Here comes the duty! Here comes DR. SPIKE!

This was the most original and funny story I think I've ever read.

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Bastion's narrator was voiced by Logan Cunningham, who looks about as much un-like his character as possible.

nice, light and entertaining story. Would read again

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That is the sound of my afro exploding as my brain tries to evacuate my skull. I did not expect this, mind blown. (Also, I stand corrected.)

Stranger than fiction?...good story.

5630868 Thanks. I thought it was maybe a bit of a risk putting in details like that, since it's not a straightforward punchline. I find that people tend to be really polarized when it comes to comedy. Either they finds it hilarious or they says "the joke is stupid and you're stupid."

Luckily I'm not stupid.:derpytongue2:

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For the record, I hear Stuart McLean.

5633349 Stranger than Fimfiction!:pinkiehappy:

Wait... I don't think that's possible. Have you seen some of the stories around here?:pinkiecrazy:

Funny thing is, I didn't know about the movie until after writing this story.

Comment posted by DarkDMan deleted Feb 18th, 2015

Discord strikes again!

5629009 I thought o the narrator from Dave the barbarain hehe

That was a nice, light read, mac. Really smooth and just funny enough. Plus, the ending was aces.

I didn't get that there was an actual corporeal stallion following Spike around until,

“How are you still standing?”

After that, it was much funnier. This desperately needs a dramatic reading.

Hahahahahhaa, awesome XD
hehehe

reminds me almost of Colin Wyckoff (R.I.P.) Halloween Special long ago:

Oh my god I freaking love you for writing this. :rainbowlaugh: Why have I been so neglectful of your writing!? Time to correct that...

I feel sorry for the "narrator" :fluttershysad:.....
More!!!!!:pinkiecrazy:

6462597 He'll be find. Discord's taking him home.

Inside the shop Spike is stuffing his face with tea biscuits. And so the story ends on a happy note, as Ponyville disappears with a muffled bang, replaced with calm semidarkness and padded yellow walls and the rhythmic squeaking of wagon wheels.

im so comfused

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