Fed up with authors violating the "1000 word rule," Poultron takes measures into his own hooves to rectify the problem.
Art by AspergerGoodness, the greatest artist ever.
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Because he broke the "E" key, that's why.
Silly author, doesn't he know he could have separated it into three chapters with 350 words, that's what the real fanfiction writers do.
655307
Since when do you know what real writers do?
Besides, real writers credit their proof-readers.
655521 Fine, jeez. I hope you're happy now.
655521
...I read it on the internet
655526
Aww, thank you!
655532
Ah, then it must be true. Like this thing I found once about the Wonderbolts.
655539
The internet's scary...I have to hide under the covers away from it.
...SKYNET IS NOT A GOOD THING TO INVEST IN
655557
And you can never tell when a rampaging Poultron will pop out of it!
655632 That cover art is so freaking perfect for this story. Asperger is best artist.
655645
Haha, it is indeed awesome!
I should go favorite him... excuse me one moment.
EDIT: Ok I'm back.
655632
Or when you will
655694 Hmm... I just might enjoy that, actually.
655697>>655632
Not that I'm complaining, though! Because only bad ponies complain and I'm a good pony and good ponies never complain about...stuff.
655703 You're not a good pony... you're a naughty pony.
655709
Yes, BandBrony.
I cant wait for Poultron to see this
This should be mandatory reading
DISLIKED NEEDED MORE INCEPTION
jk.
But the human should have been sucked into Equestria. That way this could have been a "human in equestria" story. If only this could have less than 1000 words.
This should be thumbnailed on the site or something.
"Before using the site, or submitting a story, read this you fucker."
I want to see Poultron say something about this...
Here's hoping he can't make it through a MacBook...:pinkie gasp:
Else....*removes helmet* I bid adieu to you here on FimFiction....
655782 Just messaged him with the link. Now we wait...
655814 No, your avatar is hilarious.
I think I love you for this. This was really funny to read.
it was funny
but amazingly stupid
655838 Totally.
wow. i find it funny that on a site dedicated to reading, there are those who can't count.
655858 The world's funny like that, isn't it?
poultron.....
no no no...
Poultron.....
god you have forsaken us
POULTRON......
what a CRUEL AND ANGRY GOD!
POULTRON!!!!
this has been brought to you by Collegehumour
655839 No, you're funny but amazingly stupid
655865 Hee hee Tetris God is merciless.
655862
they should try the word count feature in most text processors
655884 Those vary a bit. Gdocs lists this...*ahem*... gem, as over 2500 words, but this site's word counter thingy only lists it at 2459 words. So they're all a bit fickle.
But yes. Stupid ponies need to learn to count.
655893
i just use the word count feature in my open office processor.
655900 Oh, you use office. I used to use that, but I forgot to hit "save" one too many times for my liking. So now I have Gdocs, which saves automatically and makes me happy.
655913
mine asks everytime i try to close if i want to save.
655921 Really?
*looks at old word program*
Dammit.
655924
what?
are you using ms word?
oh the irony if this had 999 words......
now I'm kinda scared to release the fic I'm writing as even though I am planning on fusing chapters together if the need arises, my Prologue which I won't fuse at all is only 600-700 words long.....
655935 Not anymore, I'm not!
But yeah, I used to. I just found that storing all my files through Google and being able to access them anywhere was easier than bringing my tablet everywhere. Because I forget that thing a lot.
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ok.
655867
that may be your opinion
but not everyones
655963 lolnop
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.....i cant take your comment seriously with that picture
655999 Can I really be taken seriously after writing this story?
Note to self: Should I ever become suicidal, post story with less than a 1000 words to Fimfiction.
This is definitely gonna get featured.
I need to stop reading comedy fics when I'm sick. I nearly hacked out a lung reading this one
I don't know why I find disproportionate violence so funny, but here we are. Great fic, hope to see more senseless beatings of innocent (but stupid) fanfic writers in the future!
656082 Sorry for almost killing you with my comedic genius. And I have a feeling that with this new "No Role Playing" rule in effect, Poultron will have a fresh batch of stupid morons to beat senseless.
I didn't read it yet, but if it's from you, it's gotta be good!
Edit: IT WAS
656094 Perfect, your next fic is already pretty much written for you!