My dearest Twilight. It has come to my attention that a new king has been crowned in Griffinstone. Though I would normally not get involved in the people's decision to elect a new leader as that is their right, the reports I have received hold some ...odd details about him. Some rumors state that he is a dragon, a pony, and various types of pokemon. Then there are the laws that he had apparently passed. It seems that those delicious scones I remember have been replaced by something called pizza, which is now the official national food of Griffinstone. I would go myself but I seem to have a sudden increase in the amount of paperwork I have to do now that the ponies of Canterlot have become used to the pokemon in the city. So I must ask you to go in my place to both investigate and welcome the new king.
your friend Celestia.
p.s. I will be sending Blueblood with you in the hopes that he will learn how to behave from your example.
p.p.s. Please take Biochem with you. He just blew up his lab, again...along with two other classrooms. I told him to leave that Voltorb alone.
Pre-read by Zeusdemigod131, and ZeroChill.
This is a side story set in the world of A New World A New Way, written by zeusdemigod131.
Sex and Gore tags are for safety.
Actually... Blueblood does have a point. They're visiting royalty, but they've been treated pretty badly for the entirety of their stay, up to being marehandled and now threatened with violence. Even with Blueblood being somewhat rude at the beginning, that's difficult to excuse. And that's on top of this bat pony guard now admitting she was just wasting their time.
The king better have an apology ready for all this.
6274003 oh he has a reason for it at least. Read part three.
Wow. That guy is annoying!
Also, no apology forthcoming. I'd say Griffonstone became even more populated with jerks than before!
He is Crazy and Random like Pinkie Pie... I like him^^
6274014 That's what I was going for.
The feast is kinda his way of apologizing. Basically he knew that they were coming and planned the whole thing out.
Btw, AWESOME NAME DUDE!
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I'd guess Pinkie probably sees through what amounts to an elaborate prank by the king and will inform Twilight of it.
After it's over, of course.
It's pretty good so far.
So he is King Bumi... Can I hug you? Please?
6274508 All HAIL King Bumi
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There are some obvious parallels, yes, but also a major difference:
Bumi was pranking someone he knew from way back. Someone he (rightly) thought would appreciate the joke when it was revealed. I'm not entirely sure what this king is after, except being an ass.
6277385 He's just an ass.
The blog is not place to talk about this, now what did I think about it?
Welp, so far, you have delivered on what you said the story was going to be about, I expected some sort of story centering on how Joker became king though, not to jump right into Royalty, I don't mind thouhg, that is totally your style.
I am waiting for more to happen.
6278262 Well I didn't want to start with the story the same way everyone else did (when they first arrived on Equus) because in my own head I would be pressured to try and catch up with everyone else. What's going to happen is that Joker and the others will actually be telling the story in pov flashbacks. Basically I'm caught up to Zeus already, but the story is still yet to be told.
Joker telling the story takes place in between books 1 and 2 of Zeus's story.
I just read what you have written on your AU version and I was wondering if joker made it to equestria, well now I know
6282084 He has one redeeming quality that is so strong in his personality that it balances out the bad stuff, but I can't say what it is just yet.
Holy plot twist. JOKER IS BACK! Though for some reason I always imagined Joker as an Exadrill. Joker is one of my favorite characters. I'm glad he had returned!
6397660 ...why Excadrill?
6397805 no idea. It just kinda happened.
6397908 well he is currently in 3 stories. Other one found here.
I like biochem he reminds me of slipstitch
Jimmy... Wabuffet...
You, my friend, are a genius.
Very interesting
Oh ho... Rai's in now. Merely cameo but still... I cannot wait to see how you use him, especially if you use the personality you talked with me about(which given your description, seems you are.)
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Thanks. Any thoughts on you know who?
This quote is brought to you by, the letter P
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Pain and/or hilarity is about to ensue...
Yes Biochem, yes you should
I knew it was Alice as soon as I saw the two spinerak.
Glad to see this story return! I love Joker's personality, but I shudder to think what would happen if he, Discord, Pinkie, and Hoopa worked together on something.
There is T in Canterlot, but you would have to ask Ausbrony about her.
There is also the doorway from Canterlot to Griffinstone but that would be too quick won't you agree?
I would have preffer it if this was kept with the larger chapter, but seen as is more of a short thing, it makes sence is apart.
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That's what I wanted it to be, but I also really need some motivation right now.
Where & When does this take place?
Raven!