To help further improve the diplomatic relations between Earth and Equestria, a human was sent to live in Canterlot Castle; to live together in harmony with it's many servants, guards, and two princesses. This move was sure to help stabilize and strengthen the alliance between the two worlds.
There was one teeny, tiny, condition though: the human, for the duration of his stay in Canterlot Castle, has to serve one of the two princesses.
Now, if you're wondering who that human is, well look no further! I'm the human you're looking for. And who am I serving? Her name is Luna. Princess Luna. I'm already getting the feeling that this is going to go swimmingly. Unless I drown first.
This is a HiE (Humano in Equestriano). It's also a first-person fic, non-clop, and human-falling-in-love-with-royalty type fic. So, if you're not into that stuff, there's my early warning for yah. Haters aside, I hope you all will have a great time reading this.
Sounds an awful lot better than some of those really misanthropic stories (you know the ones I mean.... if you don't you are lucky) from just the summary. The summary alone has captured my interest.
Shall read when I can.
....One second.
*One Google search later*
It's...French for onion?
French Onion...Ron Onion...Ro...Raw Onion...I'm thinking too hard about this.
I like how the 'Lost Chapters' side-story is longer than the actual story.
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That's a different story entirely. This is a new one by a different author and slightly different name. The one you're thinking of is by Flanagan.
Is the anagram "Princess Luna"?
SOLD!!!
i like it so far
stayclassy
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Oh, I see.
That reminded me of Treasure Planet when B.E.N opens the "back door".
B.E.N - You mean the miles and miles of machinery that run through the entire course of this planet? Not a clue!
I like this story. It's great, funny, and interesting. Few tiny grammatical errors, but really nothing. I shall expect more.
prediction: Raven is Luna incognito, the guards know it, and that's precisely why ron isn't getting assbeat for being a moron
I have to admit, I did not expect this fic to do so well. Now I have to work extra hard on ensuring the next chapter will be as good (if not, better) than the first one.
Thank you all for the support and love. Chapter 2 is on its way.
oh yeah... FALLOUT 4 LADIES AND GENTLEMEN!
More
I shall se what you have cokked here and give it a taste!!!
Me like.
Yes! Update! I love this fic so far!
So much fun! I bet Luna was being the young sister everyone has. Yes the one that would pout when something isn't going her way.
Other than that, I like the story so far, you earned my fav and like. Good job!
Onion Ring
neat
stayclassy
Luna doesn't like humans? This is going to be interesting.
Also - Rig In Noon ... Not a clue.
Very interesting, I would like to see more.
Please for the love of god more o.O
I thought for sure it was going to be a cheese quesadilla.
I was not prepared for that ending xD
I say make them taste like chicken it'd be funny
Manticore nuts? Wow, Luna in this story has issues, alot of them.
Shit,
Pretened that you are that kind of chinese that love to eat weird stuff.
Or at least pretend that are bull test or pork testicles
6145268 thats not better you know. Its still testicles.
Okay Ron heres what you do. First clear your mind, next dice them. Finally add sugar and salt and grab a glass of strong alcohol. That's about all you can do without having surperb culinary skills. So just man up, take a swig of your drink and go for it. Don't dawdle or it will just be worse.
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XD im pretty sure u get no other condiments for them as part of the punishment so hes screwed as well... what do u say when a dude is gonna scarf down manticore testicles?
My training failed me. Manticore testicles. Why the fuck would that be a thing. Welp done fucked up mate. Grab some fire whiskey some garlic pepper salt and maybe some pepper. Down em quick or hide em in your throat and vomit them later and use whiskey to clear yourself both mentally and physically see y'all later when my hangover clears.
This suddenly isn't funny any more. The human's proving himself to be a wimp, Luna's OOC refusal to open up let alone explain her bitchiness, deceit and lies, and instead of some delectable East Asian spiced chicken dish, but durians and manticore testicles, let alone the guards assuming a volunteer from a foreign dignitary for such a cruel torture, are all pointing to a disgusting Equestria that I never want to see. I can't take this getting any more fucked up...
can't if I'm assuming correct.
"Hmm. Yoda, you are being."
Either royal kitchen or kitchens were.
Also - I was expecting the punishment to be some sort of meat, but never THAT
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*snickering* then 
wait. What?
Wilst internally 
*cleveland brown* "Oh that's nasty!"
I mean just
Loved it! Eagerly awaiting more
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I was laughing at his suffering eatong those things
Need more now. Please for the love of all the is holy, write more chapters.
6034129 That's my guess as well.
Got some grammar issues here, buddy. Might wanna get a pre-reader or sommat to help you with that. I'll keep reading, but it is a mite distracting.
Please sir can i have some more?
MORE!
... Yeah, I... I can't give this a like. Stuff is just being FAR too... WTF. Everything is seeming to be totally AU to Equestria, but there's no AU tag. I... I'll give it another chapter or two, but otherwise I'm probably going to have to give it a dislike. It's just... not relatable/believable to me what's going on.
"I won't be once I swallow those balls."
OUI RED! GET BACK IN THAT CLOSET!
I LOVE BALLS! References? No? Shit... Now I look stupid.
The xenophobe has arrived, i am looking foward to see what she has to say.
6032978 rondelle d'ognion translates roughly to onion slice.
Sooo...
Luna's Donald Trump?
Personally, I thought it was going to be a taco.
Are you still writing this story????
Good luck
OH COME ON I WAS ENJOYING THIS STORY
why
It is one of the best stories ever
Guess what now I have to wait
Well I really love this story so far please tell me you have an update plan.
6440226 yes i do! But as i'm rather busy with work and life itself... i might be updating slower than usual... might be some time...
6442244 OK at least this story is not dead
I enjoyed it! Please continue.
have
end
Loved this chapter!
Keep writing!
*pukes on laptop screen*