First there were rumors about Zecora being an evil enchantress, kidnapping and feeding on little foals. Then there was Gabby Gums. It seems that Ponyville loves their rumors and gossip.
How will Ponyville fare after a pony hears the comment that the town's resident human made about the Princess? Will there be utter chaos? Will there be pony on pony violence? Let's find out shall we?
11/01/15 EDIT: Small errors fixed.
(With the upvotes and views, this seems to be my Most Interesting Little Fic)
Chapters (1)
I will explain to you.
Mothers
I would
Love to
F.........
Mother I'd Like to Fuck♥
Aww, such a young and innocent race the pony race. This guy, is the luckiest bastard ever.
My Interesting Little Friend.
SO MANY MILF PUNS I CAN'T TAKE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I'm sorry, but... there's just not enough story to make this interesting to me. There's no narrative here, just a bunch of one line misinterpretations of "MILF". You could have formatted this as a bulleted list with the name of the pony followed by their interpretation and it would have had the same entertainment value.
The concept itself isn't necessarily "bad" per se, but it drags on for far to long with no framework to give it substance or keep it fresh. I got bored halfway through and skipped to the end to see if you were actually building to anything and, well, you weren't. There's no payoff, no punch line, just simply a (dubious) explanation and moving on to the next round of pointless gossip.
I went back and reread the whole thing to see if maybe there were some gems buried in the portions I had skimmed and no part of it stood out as more funny or interesting than any of the rest. It all simply fell flat for me.
Others seem to have derived some enjoyment from this and I don't begrudge them that, but for myself, I have to give this a thumbs down.
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thank you for your input and I hope to someday see more of this on my other stories to help me improve. This story was never meant to have any meat on it and i am not the kind of author that has the skills to make a dramatic spiel. After seeing a lot of dark/gore/sad/tragedy in the newly submitted story list, i decided to might as well make something that can give a smile no matter how small to people. Now, if you'll please excuse me, i have to go maintain My Introverted Life Following
5627672 You must be so much fun at farties.
5627969 I'll have you know I can Farty as Hearty as anypony else, good sir. This particular story simply didn't strike my fancy and, as I have a rather strong aversion to drive-by downvoting, I felt it prudent to state why rather than simply leave the author wondering as to the source of said vote.
As I said, there's nothing "wrong" with a having a fluff piece like this. But if I prefer raspberry flavored Fluff rather than the traditional Marshmallow, that's no basis on which to be slinging aspersions at each other.
i flipped and lost it with how apple jack forced that cheap interpretation of MILF
fluttershy not you too
*ahem* we all know why that's your interpretation right *wiggles brows* 
i died, i died, i'm dead, i died. Who knew laughing was lethal... farties *snickers* hooooo yeah.
Ten seconds later
i died, i'm dead, i died, i died
Lol!!! To many lol inducing moments, i can't comment on all of them
This was exactly the kind of laugh I needed this morning.
Have an upvote!
Need to fix a few little errors here and there, mind.
After a visit to the spa its easy to imagine the large number of milfs going about equestria
Very good.
I'm fairly hard to impress... so...
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Mostly Interesting Life Flashing before your eyes?
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Daring Do and Derpy are cousins???
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In some fanfics they are. Daring & Ditzy (aka Derpy) are cousins while Dinky Doo is her niece.
So how long till they learn the true meaning?
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And end his Mediocrely Interesting Life Forever? Pretty sure doc wouldn't want that ü
Very good, but yout forgot this...
https://youtu.be/HE-vZzRC4Ys