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RarityFigma


An Eccentric Toy collecting, Anime Loving Student who discovered MLP one night in the summer of 2011 and has loved it ever since.

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Rainbow Dash decides to run for mayor of Ponyville, however when the election heats will Dash's thirst for power prove more important to her than her friends?

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FAR more interesting than the actual elections going on right now.


Seriously, those things are boring.


I'm tracking this.

shit has hit the fuck

Twilight has no confidence in her friends, bad form Twi...bad form.

:rainbowkiss:!RD 4 mayor!:rainbowkiss:

Hey, I'd vote for her.

I'm not sure which way it will go, but I smell an assassination attempt! :pinkiecrazy:

Keep writing and also I don't think there is rule saying that a dragon can run for mayor.

Spike, you traitor! :flutterrage:

Her name is Scootaloo.

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

oh hell. Twilight's pissed.

Yeah, her name is spelled Scootaloo, not Scootalou. Also, Apple Bloom's name is two words; it's Apple Bloom, not Applebloom.

Why do I get the feeling that the winner is going to be a dark horse candidate (no pun intended), like Derpy, Zecora, or Cheerilee? It just seems like a classic but still hilarious way of ending this kind of story.:raritywink:

Vote for Rainbow Dash unless you're lame :rainbowdetermined2:
There just came up with the campaign slogan

I like how this kinda reads as an episode :twilightsmile:

Pony sh*t has just hit the town hall fan.

I got really distracted from this fic, I'm totally sorry and plan to finish it up soon! :raritywink:

/popcorn


Political mudslinging is FUN.

Now that I think about it, Spike's a dragon and i don't think there's a rule that a dragon can't run for Mayor of Ponyville.

complete? But.....who won?

WHO IS IT?!!!?!! I gotta know!!!

Not funny. I get what you were going for, but that was just messed up. That kind of thing works in some cases, but this isn't one of them. If you don't just want the story to conclude with a particular one of them winning, then what I suggest you do is write three short alternate endings, one for each of the candidates winning and showing a bit of what would happen with them as mayor.

NO:twilightangry2:NO:twilightangry2:NO:twilightangry2:NO


WHY

still good story:trollestia:

:twilightangry2:<(In the immortal words of Bugs Bunny: of course you realize, this means war!)

"The next Mayor of Ponyville is… the secret Krabby Patty formula!"
:trollestia:

“Yeah yeah save it for later lady,” Rainbow Dash said as she gently pushed the Mayor from her podium. “Citizens of Ponyville! ARE YOU READY FOR A RAINBOW REVOLUTION?!” Dash raised her right hoof to the sky. The crowd mimicked Dash raising their own hoof while cheering as loudly as they could.

Well, credit where it's due, she can work a crowd.

“You’re not old enough darling,” Rarity said as she rose from her pillow. “It’s like the Mayor said earlier you have to be 18 to run for office. Your only 14 dear.”

Seriously? She's young.

“Well this is gonna be one heck of an election,” Applejack said.
“I think this may be fun to watch,” Rarity chuckled.

OH yeah.

“Alright Mayor,” Twilight said with a sudden newfound passion. “I’ll run for office and I’ll defeat Rainbow Dash!”

This is gonna be fun.

This won't end well.

“Yeah yeah,” Dash answered. “But let’s not forget when you went nuts and cast that Want it Need it spell on the town!” The audience was murmur central. Once again Rainbow Dash had turned the tables on Twilight. The purple mare struggled to find more mud to sling. Rainbow Dash looked at her triumphantly. Twilight wanted to punch her.

Ah, this is in Season 2.

“Why not?” Pinkie whined. “Besides why should anypony trust you? You ate part of my Marzipan Morang Madness cake after I told you not to!”

Never mind, this is mid season three, after MMMMystery on the Friendship Express.

Twilight had a sudden epiphany. This may have been her one chance to steal Dash’s favor with the crowd. “Well Dash what about the time you traded Ponyville’s future to get your wings back from Discord!” The crowd again was ablaze with gasps.

TWILIGHT! That's uncalled for! She was being brainwashed by Discord, you broke as well, not to mention he was forcing her into a sadistic choice, she was dooming the world either way.

DISCORD WOULD VOTE FOR RAINBOW DASH? BUT WILL YOU?

No you f*cking didn't, Twilight there'd mudslinging and then there's that! That is totally unfair, cruel and uncalled for!

The purple mare glared back. “Oh and it was soooo mature for you and Fluttershy to call me an egghead?”

Ya kinda are, and besides, it's harmless, the Discord comment however was not.

Fluttershy and Rarity entered the most casual of stare-downs before both bursting into laughter.
“Y’all had me going for a second there,” Applejack chuckled.
“Oh don’t worry about us AJ,” Rarity laughed. “I don’t even mind who wins anymore.”

Thank goodness.

“We’ve finished counting the votes,” Princess Celestia said. “I’m proud to announce that the next Mayor of Ponyville is….”

Yeah no. That's not funny, it's not clever, the characters feel like they're their Season 1 or 2 selves, not mind Season 3, and honestly, this is the final nail in the coffin.

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