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King Sombra has taken back the Crystal Empire and imprisoned both Shining Armor and Princess Cadence. Any day now, Shining expects word of their scheduled executions. When Sombra comes and asks for a single one of them for retribution, the heroic stallion offers himself without hesitation. Now he only wished he listened to the whole endeavor before volunteering.
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Kudos to you for an excellently silly story. I am kind of curious as to what happened to Cadance though.
Cadance? Cadence? Bah, doesn't matter.
7 likes and only 3 views... Hax. I call hax
Butt Butt.
"Reads title" hmmmmmmmmmmmmm
"Reads descripstion and tags" OH FUCK NO!
5494151 What what?
But I think the better question is how it seems as though you read and comment on every story on the site? How many of you are there?
I really wasn't expecting much from this story, but that was actually pretty funny. Well done.
Snrk. Wise advice.
I have to admit, even for a one shot, it ain't that bad. It was funny and it had a good twist in the end.
Even though if I were writing this, I would have giving it a little more depth, but for what we got, it's pretty good.
So anyways, have a thumbs up.
5497460 I tried to make it as short as possible basically to get to the payoff that people were more than likely expecting, but I agree that it could have been more detailed. (Which is odd, because on my other account, I tend to write far, far too long.) Then again I only had about four butt jokes in store, so once they were over...
Thanks for reading and for commenting!
It's a trap!
I feel like the story kind of petered out towards the end, as if it had built up the joke so much but then had no idea where to go with it, so it just sort of stumbles around a little before abruptly finishing. I think a far better punchline would be to reveal that what Sombra planned to do something completely different (and more innocuous) than what everything was indicating.
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She has to/gets to watch.
Am I a terrible person for laughing at this story?
I think the answer is yes.
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not if it was made for comedic purposes.
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I'm pretty sure that Seether00 is legion.
I could hear Sining's fear inside my mind, it frightened me too
Well at least it cleared up a few things.
And I am going to hell.
I am so glad I didn't have to turn three shades of red reading what could have been written.
And to you, author, I feel as though you portray King Sobra's character with such suave....
Somehow, I think he's actually... the opposite.
Good job, though.
D'aww.
Peck.
D'aww.
...I agree with the author's note statement... *backs away slowly*
*needs moar*
I still want to know more about what Cadence did!
Firstly: this continuing is a present surprise.
And secondly: poor Shining, he just can't win here huh? (Unless he goes mad but I doubt that'll work. Sonbra might see it as kinky or something.)
A little thick on the guilt-tripping, slaves of the Crystal Empire you think?
5634467 Question: Sombra was the one who told Shining that she cheated on him when they woke up, so how did he know about it when as far as we know he went at it like a jackrabbit in heat all night?
Never EVER EVER stop making more chapters for this i cant stop laughing!!
I can not stop laughing, the terrible puns, the direct honest truth told to any that will listen, the sore butt references, my god this is one of the truly funniest stories I have ever read! This is right up there with "The Many Death's of Rainbow Dash" in terms of pure hilarity. Please keep them coming, like you said yourself, this is to good to stop now.
5634676 Makes you wonder if it's true, doesn't it?
5634657 Maybe Sombra paid them under the table...
5636293 Oh! So they get tax-free income and they're still bitching? Just, wow.
5641696 Oh, you're a hundred percent right. This is the "Taken" series of gay jokes and puns. I can't help it.
But as long as it pays the bills, I have to keep going. Wait. What's that? I don't make any money off this? Oh, god. Then what am I doing with my life!?!?!
This is joke account where anything goes.
Do we need some adults?
5661401 Out of everything, it's that that grabs your attention? Also, eight times? You must like this ship.
Duh! Cause he got laid.
Hello... Anyone there?
5991812 The author may or may not have abandoned this account to concentrate on his other one. I say this not because I am that author, but because of... better reasons than this one... Sorry.
I alway like it when a clop has a cohoes out of gilt in to these type of situation
. I actually hope to see the rest of the store soon
I don't know whether to be amused or disturbed
...wow, possibly disturbing me, Sombra truly is monstrous.
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Sombra is a creep
By the power invested in me, myself and I, (since this story hasn't been updated for over six months) I declare this story to be dead.
My it forever rest in peace.
What the deep fried heck am I reading?
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Fascinating.................
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*Bangs head on table, causing it to disintegrate*