On this dark day, King Sombra and his allies are victorious, as he overpowered Twilight Sparkle and her friends, enslaving them as well as prince Shining Armor and princess Cadance. He now plans to have them executed in front of all Equestria, to show his dominance, but the mad king did not expect a single factor that would ruin his plan. TheRussianBadger, and his crazy-ass friends, along with Rimmy and Rubixraptor with their pals of the cadian XXth and Ignis, have come to equestria, and they're here to put an end to his evil plan and fuck his shit up, kick ass, and chew bubblegum. And they're all out of gum...
It will be a battle for the ages. And the most elaborate shitpost to ever be made, as of current date.
Note: This story is based off and inspired by https://www.fimfiction.net/story/506879/my-little-badger-the-violence-has-escalated
The title alone made my day. I have not read it yet, but I hope Cyanide says something stupid, and does something of equal stupidity, and it somehow works
Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
I'm
WARNING MASSIVE SHITPOST ALERT WARNING
Well done sir, you have made a shitpost for the ages.
11206973
Excellent...
Damn.... from the picture I thought this was fic about Gordon Freeman.
11206981
LMAO, yeah, thats just warden from r6 siege lol.
For some reason, with how you have him speaking, I can only imagine it as swaggersouls speaking.
11207044
LOL, understandable.
11207063
DEUS VULT. Also, you have given me an idea for my next crossover...
...I'd trust the XXth to get the job done relatively safely, but Badgers group, ZF, and especially Ignis, would cause so much collateral damage...
11207139
Indeed.
The thumbnail being Dwight got me
All I have to say is that this is amazing thanks for writing this sh!tpost! Have a good day
11207271
And you as well, mate.
Liberating a Kingdom :Badger in Equestra.
"Friendship is freaking magic pal."
Equestria, land of magic, friendship, and in our case, vengeful crusading.
"I'm going to defeat you with the power of friendship, and these armored vehicles I have."
That feeling when you've watched so many Badger videos that you can imitate his intro sequence. On a more serious note, a great little short with comedy abound.
this is story brought a smile to my face and I can see this happening 100%
11207323
LMAO, thats perfect, and thank you, I poured my heart and soul into my greatest shitpost of all time.
... Wait, da'hell? Didn't this story already get made by some other author a few months ago? With pretty much the exact same premise? I mean, I'm not throwing any "shade" or whatever you want to call it, but this is looking kinda sus right now.
If someone can prove me wrong–trust me, I really want someone to do so–then I'll promptly apologize for jumping the gun and making assumptions.
11207712
Apologies comrade, I forgot to mention how I drew inspiration from that story, as well, It was an excellent story. I shall now make sure to post credit to them, thank you for pointing this out.
11207736
Okay, sweet. Also, sorry for any sort of negativity or whatever I might've sent your way, I was just confused and concerned that it might have been plagiarized content. No hard feelings?
11207808
All good mate, all good, completely understand.
11207811
Sweet, thanks.
Did no know what to expect when I decided to read this.
It gave me brain damage. Thank you
What about Soup?
Omfg I was laughing the whole way through. XD this was one of the best I've read. The end feels like a cliffhanger tho
Alright, no one played it yet, some I'm gonna play it
Good God Almighty this was a shitpost
If I could give a reddit gold here, I would.
notthatIuseredditoranything,justsayingwhatfeelsgoodaboutthis
Bravo good sir!
(hasn't read this yet)
Good thing it's these people and not Ignis Squadron. If they managed to accomplish the same goal they'd somehow blow up half the continent and die over random glitches in the world's laws of physics in the process.
what the fuck did i just see?
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pure and utterly GLORY
The royals had BETTER find a way to send them back. If I recall Cyanide's hot-girlfriend has a psycho streak. Celestia does NOT want her thinking she just stole her man. Even though in literal definition that's exactly what happened.
Have a thumbs up purely for the idea, lol!
YES, I LOVE THE REFERENCES
Funny I stumble on these stories not long after I stumbled on this guy's videos
The characterisation is a bit odd, but the memes are on point.
Nice work.