On one particularly rainy day, Discord meets a friendly clown inside the gutter.

How could Discord possibly say no to free candy and balloons?

Discord has escaped from his stone prison. The Elements of Harmony have been thrown away. Now Princess Celestia must rely on one man and one man only to save the day.

Stelio. Stelio Kontos.

Crossover with "American Dad". Obviously.

Both Princess Celestia and Luna have come to the conclusion that Twilight Sparkle is ready for the next step in her alicorn training.

And all she has to do is turn around.

And take a deep breath.

King Sombra has taken back the Crystal Empire and imprisoned both Shining Armor and Princess Cadence. Any day now, Shining expects word of their scheduled executions. When Sombra comes and asks for a single one of them for retribution, the heroic stallion offers himself without hesitation. Now he only wished he listened to the whole endeavor before volunteering.

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