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Pickleless


A man is driving home, thinking about beating his wife. Along the way, he passes a turtle. I am that turtle.

Comments ( 42 )

I find the lack of Bulk Biceps disturbing.

"We six, hereby promise, to never try and go on blind dates ever again, for as long as we live..."

...and this time we mean it.

5438294 it doesn't even sound like a real word anymore. :derpyderp1::derpyderp2:

Comment posted by Pickleless deleted Dec 29th, 2014

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Yeah.
5437750
Nah.
5437785
YEEEEAAAAAAAH!
5437810
Yeah!
5437931
Yeeeeaaah...
5438265
Yeah.
5438294
Yeahyeahyeahyeahyeahyeah-
5438440
Yeah.
5438564
Yeah, yeah!
5438929
Yeah...

Cool.

5438294

I must question who has this enough time to make this, and why they would choose to spend it in this manner.

5441546
And you question it on the comment page of a piece of fan made fiction of a children's cartoon show containing content of the main characters saying "yeah" for about 70% of the chapter?

5441666

Yes, because I am incapable of detecting the irony in said situation.

5441784
I meant that in a playful manner more than a "are you stupid," one. Sorry about that.
5443411
*shrugs.*

That last line...

That actually cracked me up.

Wow. This could have ended with literally anything.

I've done a dramatic read of this fan-fic

Y-- Yeha!!!!

I HAVE BROKEN THE CURSE!

5447585

did you like it?

5451067
I was flattered, thank you.

At first I was like, "I don't know how yeah would explain a terrible day." Then I was like, "Screw it, I'm going to say yeah when I have a bad day too!" Then finally I was like, "Oh wow! Yep, it's official. Blind dates can in fact be deadly." Well, time for an up vote and favorite! :pinkiehappy:

5438564
Seriously dude? I wanted to know why you blocked me, so you ban me for no reason?

What the freakin' heck?

5438564
What is your deal, as far as I'm aware we've never exchanged dialogue so why am I blocked?

I'm not even a part of that RR drama bullshit.

...yeah...

This is so...so... Unexplained! I think a prequel is necessary! This is unnaceptable!





....yeah....

5600365
THE PREQUEL
"Hey girls, wanna try blind dating?"
"Yeah."

This joke is so stupid, but it just...works! :rainbowlaugh:

Uuuhhh…
Yeah. That was quite confusing. I didn’t expect that at all.

Yeah.

5437750 Technically he did. You just need to check the comments.


5600881 Great Prequel! 10/10! Just recommended!

Why did I expect this to be a pretty quiet fic with only a few bits of tired, halfhearted dialogue and a generally drousy tone?

This is Pickleless, and I got nothing that I wanted, but more than I'd liked. :heart:

Yeah.

This is art.

"Yeah! YEAH! Yeah!" Rainbow Dash retorted with anger.

I can relate to this dialogue.

...I am so confused

LOL, what?.. Just how is that catastrophic?.. I thought, it had indeed been a hurricane...

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