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The Best Night Ever – Part 7
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Fluttershy sat in Canterlot Garden, figuring that Applejack had already long since won Blueblood for herself since she had seen the two go to his room together. She sure was surprised that Applejack would trot off with some stallion she barely knew, and do… THAT.
She never would have gone so far with a stallion before they had formed a strong bond with one another. So, perhaps she was never destined to win this game after all.
“Why must Celestia keep all these animals here?” An annoyed voice said on the other side of a large hedge.
Peeking her head over the wall, Fluttershy saw the man himself, Prince Blueblood.
Had he not done anything with Applejack? Maybe she backed out of it… Or he was just a quick finisher.
Fluttershy giggled just loud enough for him to hear.
“Who’s there?” Blueblood said quickly, looking toward her head, as it poked over the wall.
“Oh! Um… Sorry…” She said, dropping to the ground, hoping he wasn’t going to investigate her any further.
Coming around the corner, she saw the yellow pony shrunken on the ground, clearly embarrassed that she had been seen.
“Stand up,” He ordered, “Do you know who I am?”
Complying, she stood up, while keeping eye contact to a minimum, “I know you… You’re Prince Blueblood.”
“And did you know it’s very frowned upon to spy on royalty?” He asked, getting a close look at her, thinking this night might not be a total bust after all.
“I-I didn’t!” She said quickly, “Bowing her head.”
“That’s quite alright,” He smiled, making her calm down, “What is your business here tonight?”
“I was invited by the Princess!” Fluttershy explained, hoping that was a good enough reason for him.
“Were you?” He asked, not breaking eye contact with her for a moment, “Is your coltfriend here tonight?”
“Oh, no,” She shook her head, smiling shyly, “I don’t have a coltfriend.”
Perfect, now was the time to measure her up properly.
A gorgeous face.
Curves in all the right places.
The best specimen so far tonight.
“I’m just here with my friends,” She explained, “I think you’ve met some of them already.”
“I did?” He asked, wondering which of the many women he had met were her friends.
“Yeah!” She smiled, “There’s Twilight Sparkle, the Princesses student…”
“I beg your pardon?” He asked, hoping that this wasn’t going where he thought it was.
“Pinkie Pie, a girl in a candy dress,” She listed, “And Applejack! A farm pony!”
His eyes went wide, “You’re friends with all of them?!”
“Did you like them?” Fluttershy asked.
“Absolutely not!” He said, recoiling from her, “Those girls have almost ruined my night!”
This was her chance! She could still win!
“Are you anything like them?” He asked quickly, scared that she might be in the same ballpark as her friends.
“Oh, I think that we’re pretty similar,” She smiled, not realizing this was a bad thing for him, “In fact, I think I have a little bit of all my friends in me!”
“You’re smart?” He asked, recalling his conversation with Twilight.
“Well, I don’t want to toot my own horn, but I like to think so!” She said, expecting a better response.
“Do you party often?” He asked, thinking about the disaster Pinkie had been.
“Normally I’m very quiet, but a few songs can make me go crazy!” She giggled.
“And what about your third friend… Applejack!” He recalled, squinting, “Do you buck a lot, like her?”
“Applejack bucks the most out of all my friends,” Fluttershy said, not understanding the fear she was instilling in him, “I’ve watched her buck more apples off then any pony ever!”
“You’ve WATCHED her do that?!” He practically shouted.
“Of course!” She smiled, “All our friends watch! And sometimes we even join in!”
He gasped.
Poor Fluttershy thought she was doing so well, until he turned tail, and ran away from a mare for the second time that night.
“Hey!” She called, watching him head toward the doors to the castle, “Wait up!”
She wasn’t going to lose this game yet!
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“Well, it looks like the night has been as normal as you could hope,” Alex said to Dash, as they finished their fifth trip to the hors d'oeuvres table.
“Yup!” She said, smiling, happy to have had this one thing happen, “We can have plenty of excitement from now on.”
“Starting now?” He asked.
“Not yet,” She shook her head, giving him a serious look, “Normal till midnight, is all I ask.”
Looking at the large clock hanging above the entryway, Alex nodded. It was eleven forty-five. Just fifteen minutes and he would be in the clear.
“Why don’t we dance till then?” She suggested nudging him toward the dance floor once again.
“Can’t we do something else?” Alex groaned, “We’ve been dancing for like, ten times longer than anypony else.”
“Suck it up, princess!” She laughed, walking ahead, while swaying her backside at him, “You’ll be happy you were dancing in a few hours.”
“Got it!” He said, joining her instantly.
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“Don’t you want to spend just a few minutes with me?” Fluttershy called to Blueblood, as he kept a brisk pace ahead of her.
“I most certainly do not!” He said, not looking back, “Your friends have ruined my night!”
“Spend some time with me!” She offered desperately, “I can make your night better!”
“No, you can’t!” He whined.
“But I can!” She argued.
“You absolutely can’t!” He tried to reiterate, losing it on her.
“Yes I can!” She shouted, her volume increasing exponentially.
“Just leave me alone!” He said, finally reaching the door to the ball room, and opening it as quickly as he could.
He turned around and attempted to close the door, before she could make it inside, by pressing his entire body weight against it.
But he was no match for her upper body strength, as she put all of herself into a single shove that rather comically sent Blueblood into the air slightly, knocking him into a huge statue of Princess Celestia, making it start to wobble.
As the door flew open, Fluttershy looked at him with the scariest eyes he had ever seen in his life.
“YOU’RE GOING TO LOVE ME!” She shouted, as the massive statue tipped over, and landed on the side of an equally huge pillar.
Everypony screamed and ran, as the pillar, and all the ones next to it knocked over one by one, smashing on the dance floor.
Eventually, the stone roof that the pillars supported collapsed, and smashed a massive hole in the ground where it landed, falling straight through to the floor below them, where it smashed deafeningly into a million pieces, as pieces of the floor fell into the rubble below.
Fluttershy, however, was unfazed, as she walked over to Blueblood, and showed him the undying fire in her eyes.
“D-do you want to spend that time together now…?” He asked through his tears, figuring that if she REALLY wanted to spend the night with him, he could put up with it.
“No!” She shouted, seeing just how pathetic he really was, “I’ve changed my mind!”
“O-okay!” He said, shielding his face from any attack she might send his way, “I didn’t want to do anything with you anyway!”
She gave him a look.
A hard, cold, stare.
It gave him goose bumps.
He wanted to run to his mother, and have her tell him that everything will be alright and that she loved him.
But his mother wasn’t here.
So, instead, he broke into the loudest, and most pathetic fit of tears that anypony had ever seen.
Now, all that could be heard in the room, were the sobs of the petrified Blueblood, and the clicking of hoofs, as one couple remained dancing on the small fraction dance floor that hadn’t been destroyed by Fluttershy and Blueblood.
Eventually, when everypony got sick of looking at the prince cry, they all looked to the only couple on the dance floor.
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“Dash…” Alex whispered, “Everypony’s looking at us.”
Despite the horrendous damage to the castle, Dash had insisted that they remain in this position, and dance until the clock hit midnight.
“Please…” She whispered in his ear, “Just keep like this until the bell tolls.”
Nodding, Alex pressed to her and silently kept their dancing up.
Hearing the commotion, Twilight, Applejack, Pinkie, Celestia, Luna, Ramsley, Comet, and the three Cutie Mark Crusaders arrived in the room, all completely shocked at what had happened.
Then, the bell rung loudly, chiming twelve times, echoing through the entire Gala.
“What is it that happened in here?” Luna asked, breaking the silence.
It was very strange that the collective response to that question was for everypony to look at Fluttershy.
“Congratulations, Fluttershy,” Celestia smiled, “I think you learned a very valuable lesson.”
“Yeah!” She barked, still enraged, “I deserve somepony worth my attention!”
Celestia smiled and nodded, “Very good dear. I’m proud of you.”
“Thanks!” She smiled quickly.
Ramsley leaned over to Comet, “This is a story I need to catch myself up on.”
“Well, I’m sure we’ll have plenty of time over the summer in Ponyville,” Comet whispered back.
“I just hope they have a decent pizza joint there,” Ramsley laughed, “I don’t think I could go three months without a decent slice.”
“You’ll live, fatso,” Comet nudged, “Now, let’s see if they need any help cleaning up…”
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AAAWWWW SHIIIIT! Flutters is gonna get it now!
................... BWAAAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
I can honestly say, wasn't expecting that!
Bastard! I lost the game!
Wut?
This was a lot of fun! Although I really thought Flutters would win the game... Oh, well
Fluttershy won since Blueblood was willing to spend the night with her, she gets the prize
as i suspected Blueblood wants to be dominated
3119674 How were you not? Celestia loves the EoH and HATES Blueblood. That was made pretty clear at the beginning of this chapter/arc mess. By which I mean this terriblemessofchaptersthatarereallyonechapterbuthavebeenbrokenupintoanArcbutareabouttobeconsolidatedintoasinglechaptereliminatingtheArc... and these comments. NEED!! AIR!!
3119913 I was referring more to the whole "destroyed part of the castle" thing. However, after the part about Luna and the cake (Be free!), I probably shouldn't be so surprised.
3119950
I assume you mean couch.
If not...
OOH!
What if the coach was sitting on the couch while he was being sat on!
I think that Alex should realize that Discord has the voice of John DeLancie. Just a thought.
Don't kill me please.
Damn son, stop updating, you are the first author to ever lose me during reading! At this rate i'm never going to find out if my comments got replied to (only look when done)
3119950
Sorry about that, Boxer and his girlfriend were really just a character i put in for the sake of the short bit between Spike and Rarity during the vacation.
But I may reuse them, should an opportunity arise, since i pretty much bring all my OC's back at one point or another.
3119674
I wouldn't stick her with Blueblood in a million years. I dislike him a lot.
3120008
I've had a plan for that since day 1, when i started this story. You'll see it when it comes.
3119989 Sorry. Damn tablet has an auto-correct feature. I never used couch, so it didn't recognize it.
3119989
I'm sitting on a coach right now. He's pretty annoyed. But i'm sure it wasn't a typo on his end. People do it surprisingly often.
3120160
I try to update as quick as possible on my days off, because i tend to not write at all when i have work he next day.
3119913
You think they should be kept apart? Maybe I'll do that then. More chapters make a story look longer, after all.
3120300 Haha, kinda figured it was something like that. Hate it when my tablet does that, especially when I can't get it to stop.
This made me giggle thrice. Congrats, very rare occurrence.
3120302
3120217
No, thank you... I've already been!
Oh fluttershy... You crazy
I've been waiting for this part!
3120307 fair enough, still doesn't change the fact that i'm falling behind D:
3120660
I go back to work tomorrow, updates will slow then.
3120710
? hmm, there are pros and cons to this...
3120716
Noooooooooooooooope. All cons. I don't want to go back to work.
I wanna stay home all day, play call of duty, and write pony fiction.
3120766 yes but then i'll never catch up! D:
I was really hoping that the ballroom wouldn't get destroyed this time.
Well it did, and only magic can fix it.
Or you know, a repairman.
Yes, but where's the fun in that?
You sound just like the Doctor, Eli
Ooh, I hope I sound like the Doctor from Doctor Whooves and Assistant.
~Sylpheed and Eli
I may have missed out on some predictions but I was right about one which was that as everything crumbled around them and fell apart Alex and dash would be dancing...and every pony would stare...Lol.
3119871 Fucking bullshit now I lost the game too!
BUT NOW YOU WILL LOSE IT WHEN YOU READ THIS COMENT TOO HUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUEHUE, AND SO IT BEGINS...
3120999 Naw you sound like Eli Vance...
And she would take it to her grave...
3120660 593 New updates and 181 read laters.
Best misunderstanding EVER!
3545028 XD
I am going to say this. I know it won't be popular, but I am going to say it anyway.
Blueblood, did not deserve what happened to him tonight. Especially, the stare at the end. Then Celestia being proud of him? That was straight...up.. BULLSH*T.
5438968
Maybe not.
It's still funny as hell though, and he at least deserves part of it. So I'm happy.
5571760 It wasn't funny to me. I don't like seeing Blueblood needlessly tormented. And what part did he deserve?
5571929
he deserved humility, and he looks at mares as if they are glorified sex toys...
5641480 And trying to get him to like them as part of a bet is suppose to teach him humility? Plus, he was teleported back just to settle the bet, and was going to be tortured if he answered honestly who he liked out of the four of them? After he originally said 'none of the above'? I'm sorry. I still stand by what I said...he did not deserve what happened to him that night.
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https://www.bing.com/videos/search?q=gold+digger+kanye+west+official+video&&view=detail&mid=D574CD642B2691EF07C2D574CD642B2691EF07C2&rvsmid=3B2414FDB528445235DE3B2414FDB528445235DE
5438968
Blueblood deserves all the torment.