Every chapter of this story takes a happy cheerful adorable charming optimistic look at the life of everyone's favorite filly, Scootaloo! Each story deals with events in Scootaloo's life as she faces her peers, her obsessions, and her family as they come at odds with her personal beliefs. Will she persevere? Will she crumble under the weight of responsibility? Read on to find out!
Oh my Celestia.
How in the world can a story be "cheerful" with both the [Dark] and [Gore] tags?
I mean, I'm a tad morbid and twisted in my thoughts, but this story's tags don't make any logical sense.
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Was this really nothing but ponified Shrek greentext stories? chatslang.com/images/shortcuts/twitch/admins/dansgame.png
Um, not sure if you're trying to make this poetic or just plain creepy . . . I mean seriously, just look at these lines:
What the hay!!
5160375 Origin, that's where it all started.
She rainbooms my flankhole.
WHAT??????????????? are you intending rainbows gay?
well fimfiction had it coming, i guess.
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there is no celestia here.
only zuul.
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this story also doesn't make any logical sense.
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pretty much.
happy halloween!
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Four score and seven years ago our fathers brought forth on this continent, a new nation, conceived in Liberty, and dedicated to the proposition that all men are created equal.
Now we are engaged in a great civil war, testing whether that nation, or any nation so conceived and so dedicated, can long endure. We are met on a great battle-field of that war. We have come to dedicate a portion of that field, as a final resting place for those who here gave their lives that that nation might live. It is altogether fitting and proper that we should do this.
But, in a larger sense, we can not dedicate -- we can not consecrate -- we can not hallow -- this ground. The brave men, living and dead, who struggled here, have consecrated it, far above our poor power to add or detract. The world will little note, nor long remember what we say here, but it can never forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to be here dedicated to the great task remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we here highly resolve that these dead shall not have died in vain -- that this nation, under God, shall have a new birth of freedom -- and that government of the people, by the people, for the people, shall not perish from the earth.
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to be fair, this is hardly the first story to insinuate such a thing.
The worst part about this is, I knew exactly what this was going to be, yet I read it anyway. But I guess it was only a matter of time. 0_o
I...I can't. I can't even.
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"The worst part about this is, I knew exactly what this was going to be, yet I read it anyway. "
haha that made my night.
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Eenope. dl.dropbox.com/u/31471793/FiMFiction/eenope.png
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Uh . . . Why are you quoting the Gettysburg Address??
... I have no words ...
Well, I needed that good dose of crack.
7295545 ur welcome