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Yukito


Trixie and Twilight are best ponies! (Diamond Tiara is best filly :D )

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Diamond Tiara and Apple Bloom are partnered together for a class project that requires them looking after an egg for a week. They discover that this is no easy task and learn a valuable lesson about parenthood along the way... maybe.

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We had a baby doll for our class, never an egg though...

Hilarious story, I know a certain someone who's going to love this!

Hooray! It finally happened!

Nice to know they learned the lesson that was trying to be taught. Kids are a big responsibility. Wait to have them until you can handle it. Also, eggs are yummy.

This scenario could be expanded upon so much. Despite this, it was most feasibly excellent:raritystarry:

For you wander so lost
through shade and light.
Interchangeably do you simply lay.
By such,
you may understand their joy.

Excellent work, dear Aurhor!:pinkiehappy:
An arbitrary sequel, perhaps?

5035373 Requests DO happen. They just take time. Yuki is most awesome like that, and he did this while still being sick!

Brony of the year award for this guy, I swear.

But also, dang, been dieing for this sort of thing to be written. A bit weird to see a random tag though on a school project fic. *shrug*

“What does ‘oral’ mean?”

Cheerilee smirked. "If you stay in class after the lesson, I can show you..."

That was just magical. And yeah, that Random Tag seems redundant when used with this type of Equestria. It was straight up normal FiM far as I could tell. xD

“UGH! I never should have married you!”

“YOU DIDN’T!"

That pie chart had me rolling. Sure, Silver does a lot of her work for her, but if it has anything to do with business and math that filly is an A student. xD

Apple Bloom... that's not how you wash a baby. :facehoof:

We had dolls instead of eggs at my high school, but you had to take a family non-up-screwing class to do it. Which I did. And scored a C+ in, lllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllladies!
Also, I enjoyed the story, but it's a comedy by Yukito, so that's not a huge surprise.

:rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh::rainbowlaugh: This was a supreme example of a comedy of errors. Yukito, my hat is off to you and I hope you're feeling better.

Awwww, how delightfully inncoent they are.:twilightsmile:

“Aren’t they a bit small?” Scootaloo asked.

Like your wings?

“What does ‘oral’ mean?”

Its what your mother gives those Gentlecolts every night, Silver Spoon.

And here's the best line I ever read :rainbowlaugh:

The class remained silent for some time before Apple Bloom finally spoke up. “Oooooh. So ta keep our eggs safe, we shoulda stuck them up our-”

“Apple Bloom, I will give both you and Diamond Tiara gold stars for this assignment if you don’t finish that train of thought.”

“UGH! I never should have married you!”
“YOU DIDN’T!”

I love how Diamond is really getting into this to the point that she actually pretends she is married:pinkiehappy:

“Riiiight. I’ll thank you not to teach our children unpleasant behaviour.”
Apple Bloom scoffed. “Comin’ from you?!”

I love how they bicker like an old married couple:raritywink: this so much!:yay:

oh and buck you Rainbow Crash:rainbowhuh:

Diamond Tiara almost passed out as she wandered into her kitchen and caught her father eating an omelette for his dinner. “… Daddy, thank you for not breaking me as a baby.”
“… Huh?”

OMG LOL:rainbowlaugh:

The class remained silent for some time before Apple Bloom finally spoke up. “Oooooh. So ta keep our eggs safe, we shoulda stuck them up our-”
“Apple Bloom, I will give both you and Diamond Tiara gold stars for this assignment if you don’t finish that train of thought.”

:twilightoops::rainbowlaugh::yay:

“What does ‘oral’ mean?”

“Does this mean we have to get jobs?”

“I don’t think my mum would approve of me getting married without telling her.”

Hilarious. So hilarious, it should be on the show. Well... except for when they eluded to racism.

“Now, let’s make sure these eggs are good.” Apple Bloom opened up the packet of eggs to find eleven white eggs and one brown one. “Huh. Well, we can’t use this one then.”

“… Wow,” Diamond Tiara said. “Just… wow.”

Apple Bloom raised an eyebrow before gasping and shaking her head quickly. “T-That’s not what ah meant! I mean we can’t use an egg that’s a different colour from what we got!”

“Riiiight. I’ll thank you not to teach our children unpleasant behaviour.”

A nice short fun little fanfic.

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